Updates and stuff.
2/15/06: Paulina (me! Not Lizzie OR Caitlin!) is writing here just for fun because she is bored and wants everyone to know the website is being updated!
5/12/05: Caitlin (me! Not Lizzie!) is adding some nifty new features, so look for them!
Homepage/Horoscopes: I hope you realize this is only here cause we need something to put on the homepage.They change whenever I (Lizzie) am too bored for words.
ANTI SQUIRREL PAGE: Woopie,yay,hoorah,huzzah,and all those other words that mean "CAITLIN WROTE HER STORY!".I gotta see what pictures she can get or what stupidity might need to go up as a temp.
Graphics and Junk: As of now,the three little do-dads are just for testing. But as a warning everything on there will be lame until we have access to better...stuff...(?)
Get to know the crazies(bios): Finally been partially written! We shall update whenever we can!

No it's not the eveloutionary chart.It's us.Well sort of...YES I KNOW PAULINA AND MYSELF DON'T HAVE EYES!!!
Horoscopes
I hope you know your zodiac sign,because we are NOT listing all the dates.Maybe soon but not now.
These will update weekly until we get into a regular routine.It should be daily soon.Please do not take these seriously.If anything on here does happen after you read it,I strongly suggest you go hide in a hole.And remember,the stars are always against you.
ARIES: You're an airhead?
TAURUS: You'll break a priceless vase.Stupid....
GEMINI: (high five fellow Geminies) You shall have..A BAD HAIR DAY! *lightning/dramatic music*
CANCER: You will die from that cancer.Sorry.
LEO: Rawr.
VIRGO: Don't look in the mirror.You never know who's looking back...
LIBRA: You have an attention span shorter than....hey look,a bug....
SCORPIO: You'll find a body in your closet.Sorry,I'm watching "The Grudge".
SAGITTARIUS: Don't leave your house today.I don't really know why....
CAPRICORN: You have a weird name....
AQUARIUS: You'll go to an aquarium? Ugh...I'm giving up already.
PISCIES: You're too far down my list for me to care about....
And join us next week for more stupid scopes!Same squirrel hating time,same squirrel hating place.
Legal?
KillSquirrels.com....
Is an odd site,but is just here to spread the word about evil wildlife.Plus we thought it'd be fun -_-
People Who Created This are:
Caitlin- Squirrels are mainly after her,(well this was your idea.) She'll be filling you in with evils of squirrels,ideas on how to make the site better,and possibly stories if we ever get around to it...
Paulina- Throwing ideas at us non-stop,but I think she's having some issues with getting on the site...
Lizzie: The annoying one who writes stuff on the homepage.And tries her hand at those stupid graphics I really hope you didn't see....Ugh,I need to learn how to use a computer...
We would really love if you didn't rip us off.
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