How I got into Heavy Music
Once upon a time there was some d00d who sat on the PC and looked up porn and wanked all day. Everyone treated him like shat. Yes everyone.
One day he went to school and some d00d at school was talking about some Godly band named Korn. When he heard this, teh d00d thought to himself: "Whatis tis, Korn?
" So he decided to jig the rest of school on that day and walked allllll the way home to get his ass on Kazaa and download some songs.
He logged on and needless to say, his computer froze so he had reach his hand to the little restart button on the very bottom without acually moving his ass. So after 10 minutes of waiting for his slow-ass computer to load, he finally logged on again
.
He typed the word 'Korn' in the searching thingo and got a shatload of results. He rested his tired eyes on a song called 'Here To Stay' and clicked on it. Needless to say, he had to wait half a day to accually finish downloading his song thanks to the slow-ass connection speed
, so he decided to not waste wanking time and needless to say, he accually did it.
After getting a shatload of cum on his right hand, he got back on and finally it finished
. He played it................................................................................. AND IT FUCKING BLEW HIM AWAY!!!! He was like, "Holy shat!!! OMFGWTF?!?!?!
Needless to say, this was the only band he listened to for half a year. Then all of a sudden, he started to want more. So he got his ass on some magazines and internet forums and found out about more bands.
Needless to say, all that shat totally changed his life. He went from thinking about sex to actually doing it (well not really), and he enjoyed it. He farking kicked all of the d00ds at school who were mean to him and after he beat their asses to the ground, he pointed and laughed at them hysterically
.
Needless to say everyone treated him nicely or they'd get their asses pounded.
Moral: Get a new computer
