Regarding our recent victory against the Sandwich Islands:
Brief Introduction:
This epic clash between top Australasian side the Solomon Islands and fifth best South American team the Sandwich Islands decided which one of these up-and-coming teams would stand a chance of qualifying for the World Cup qualifiers. This potentially fiery clash took place at a neutral venue (River Pitch, Liechtenstein) due to a extensively violent rivalry between these two teams, which dates back to a ninth century mass brawl during a friendly, in which seventeen out of the twenty-two players died.
Summary:
Our 11-year-old superstar Patrick Amba-Skibow (pictured below) scored a spectacular overhead kick from his own box in the 88th minute, and followed up with an amazingly skilful chest from the halfway line three minutes into injury time. The Sandwich Islands went ahead in the first half due to a flukey incident involving an extremely rare (thought to be extinct) Venezuelan hunchback eagle.
Click to download the full, detailed, non-biased Match Report complete with match stats and player ratings. The report is in .doc format so it can be opened straight away in Micosoft Word. Please leave your thoughts about the match report and/or site in general in our guestbook.
Unfortunately, in order for us to legally offer the match report for download, we must provide readers with a link to the website for those b*stards from the Sandwich Islands. That link is here. To be honest, the site is worth a visit if only to see what daft berks they really are, and to let them know this by leaving a nice bit of abuse in their guestbook.
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