Sly's Underground

You play too much Sly if........

Submitted by The Murray (Me):

You become a Thief just to make Sly proud.

You think Hacking is the way to solve all problems

You kill all owls

You steal from yourself just to prove your a good thief

You hear the bottles clink when the game is off

You'd kill for Sly

You stop wearing pants.

Submitted by The Murray (Me):

Sly: hahahahhaha, Bently got crushed

Dimitri: My suit greasy sucks

Sly: Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo

Bentley: 2+2=728

Murray: *tries to lift a feather* It's too heavy

Clockwerk: Cooper......I Love you.

6:00 AM- Get dressed and put on either a Sly T-Shirt or Dress exactly like him.

6:15 AM- Eat breakfast and watch some Sly Bonus vids

8:00 AM- School Starts and you talk to your friends about Sly

8:10 AM- English Class and you accidently read "my, my, my" as "Sly, Sly, Sly"

9:15 AM- You are learning about Owls and you freak out and run out of the classroom yelling "HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD".

10:00 AM- Algebra Class, you refuse to do a Algebra problem with the letter C in it because you think it stands for Clockwerk.

1:00 PM- Lunch time, you sit down to eat your lunch and everyone moves away from you wispering "That's the Sly kid".

1:45 PM- History Class, your teacher asks each student to tell what they think was the most important event in history, and you reply, "when Sly killed Clockwerk".

2:30 PM- Writing Class, you get an assignment to do a report about anything you want, and needless to say, you choose to write about Sly.

3:15 PM- Your home and you begin to do your homework, when you get bored to remember how Bentley is a genius and you continue your H.W, then you relize you like Murray better and you fling your HomeWork out the window.

5:00-7:00 PM- You begin your own heist & try & steal from your neighbors.

8:00 PM- Play Sly Games

9:00 PM- Work on your Sly website. And visit many other Sly sites,

10:00 PM- Go to sleep and dream many, many Sly related dreams.