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I... Still have lots of homework. 8/25/05
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Hey, guess what kids? WaH is so diverse. You can beat up farmers, townspeople, merchants, and more! WOW!
Chapter 1
GO, YOUNG WARRIOR. FIND THE PRINCESS.
I was walking in the [TOWN] on a rather sunny day. I had no idea where
heck she was, though I knew if she was related to me, she ought to be
gorgeous and intelligent.
I met a wise-looking elder, who asked me
?��Young man, are you interested in learning a secret martial art??��
?��Sure?�? is it going to cost me??��
?��Nary a penny.?��
He told me his name; it was queer, something that sounded like Mikehl.
He said he was quite a powerful martial artist in his days, and taught
me a thing or ten about whooping asses. He told me the style of the
phoenix was one of the most intricate and involving.
I trained for five days.
[HERO] WALKED ON. HE WASN?��T AWARE AT ALL OF THE PRESCENCE ALWAYS FOLLOWING HIM?�?
This town IS strange, I thought. The landscape was like nothing I?��d
ever seen before, sort of a cross between something pulled out of a
fairy tale and something pulled out of Einstein?��s buttocks. Ah yes,
Alberte Einstein. Many tales are told of him, the Champion of the
Wraiths, with tremendous knowledge stored in his library.
Then, I stumbled along a mysterious cloaked stranger who turned out to be not so much a stranger.
?��Hello, [HERO]. I am your father. My name is Cleeshay.?��
?��Wait, isn?��t that a twisted form of clich???
?��There?��s always tomorrow.?��
?��You make no sense! It?��s like you?��re always quoting The Great Book of Cliches!
?��Fight me! Fight me to the death! I will not surrender to you, traitor!?��
FIGHT ENSUES. TUTORIAL FIGHT. THIS PART IS UP TO YOU, DAN.
WIN: ?��Ugh?�? my?�? body?�? slipping?�? away?�? into?�? the realms?�?
of the ellipses?�? just ?�? allow me?�? to say this?�?. I LOV
(I?��m not sure what I should put here, because I don?��t know what
kind of things the characters should do; like give you abilities,
quests, etc.)
BOSS:
My adventuring has paid off. The fortress where my darling sister is held is within seeing distance.
FIGHTS WITH GUARDS N?�� STUFF
BOSS BATTLE.
WIN: ?��Don?��t you understand that EVIL never triumphs?!?��
?��Boy?�? have you been taking a page out of cleeshay?��s book..?�� * death *
?��Famous last words. Recorded in the anus of history. Or was that annals of history?
Oh well. Everyone can use a little more butt.?��
LOSE: ?��YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR SISTER AGAIN, MORTAL! FEEL DEATH?��S EMBRACE. FEEL IT! FEEL IT, BABY!?�� * death of you *
First draft.
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I... have homework. 8/18/05
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Aspirant = Lance Weilder.
Main character is a peasent, who was a prince. I'll post the introduction:
?��Ok, ok. State your identity first, V. I. H.?�� (Voice in Head)
I AM THE ALMEATY [insert witty, uncliched, PUNNY name here.]
This was ridiculous, thought [HERO]. Who was he but an average peasant,
a lowly eta? He only dreamt, at times, about nobility and the life of a
soldier or engineer.
AH, BUT YOUR DREAMS ARE FAR FROM IMPOSSIBLE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
LONG AGO, THERE WERE FOUR KINGS. KING COLE WAS A MAN WHO FAVOURED
ENGINEERS. KING GINK BEST LIKED KNIGHTS. NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT KING
LIE EVH, WHO PRESIDED OVER WRAITHS. THE LAST KING, KING BAKOHN?�?
FREAKIN?�� LOVED HAM.
?��Ahem? As much as I LOVE a good fairy tale, I don?��t have time for your ramblings. There are fields to plow.?��
SOON YOU MUST ABANDON YOUR LIFE AS A POOR FARMER. YOUR MOTHER, HOWEVER, MUST NOT GO.
?��Mommy!?��
ANYWAY.. THERE WAS AN EPIC BATTLE, BLOOD WAS SPILT, PEOPLE DIED, AND
OTHER UNIMPORTANT DETAILS. IN THE END, KING BAKOHN WON. BECAUSE HE DID
NOTHING. AIN?��T LIFE FAIR? HE WATCHED THE THREE OTHER KINGDOMS
SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHY THE LAND TODAY IS RULED BY BAKOHN THE
25TH.
?��Lovely.?��
DON?��T YOU GIVE ME CHEEK, YOUNG MAN. HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST DO. YOU MUST RESCUE THE PRINCE. YOU?��LL HAVE FUN.
?��Hey, isn?��t it USUALLY a princess who?��s romantic and alluring??��
OH. HAHA. YOU AREN?��T THE QUEER. WELL, ANYWAY, THE PRINCE YOU MUST
RESCUE IS THE REAL CROWN PRINCE. HE MUST REPLACE THE FAUX PRINCE.
?��And now to drop the bombshell: Why the heck ME??��
YOU. IN YOU, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE. YOU ARE?�? THE PRINCE?��S BROTHER.
?��HAMG.?��
YOU WILL JOIN THE PRINCE?��S SISTER AND [ANIMAL, I VOTE FERRET] IN THE QUEST. ENJOY!
?��Wait! There?��s so much I want to know! Hey! HOW DO I TELL MY MOM
ABOUT THIS? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!??��
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I finished the battle system. Check out the progress. Of course, its
due to change a bit. Let's get working a bit now everyone, eh?
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What am I talking aboot, eh? 8/9/05
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Whoo, I took off the advertiser 'cause I just realized it was pointless.
Fan's back on the Interweb. In other words, he's in Canada. He had
goddamn better be working on the story now. (I found his arrival
message today, but he arrived apparently on the 6th.)
I need to give Aidan a better idea of what he has to do. Because he's a bit lost at what to draw...
Kenny has drawn a few weapons. And if you checked out the progress
page, you'll notice a class tree. He's decided that Aspirant's have the
weapon of a gauntlet.
Get working everyone, you too EJ. Try to pick a nice menu/intro music.
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I less-than-three all my new workers.
Hope we can start now... By, the, way. I finished a class tree that our two artists should know about.
It's over on the sidebar, click the latest.
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