What have you got when you have two little balls in your hand?

A mans undivided attention.

Whoever said al men are created equal never went to a nudist colony.

Now just think about it ppl,how on earth can you take men seriously when theyve got willies?

Men are vainer than womenthough they dont use make-up 

They think they dont need it.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw it in and the other five to brag about how he screwed it.

What did the girl say to the arogant man?

Is it in yet.

"Julie", said the boastful man, "will you rate my preformance from 1-10?"

"Ofcourse, darling...May i use fractions?"

What has a thousand teeth and hold back a big monster?

My trouser zip.

How can a weak wally make his girlfriend laugh?

By getting his pecker out.

"Kiss me my darling and ill tell u a secret."

"I no your secret, i work at the clinic."

Here are the three word that will destroy a mans ego.

"Is it in yet"

What do u call a woman that knows where her husband is all the time?

A widow.

If u hav a joke u want me to put on tell me in da guestbook.