Who Said That?

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Across

  1. If I had a dime for every time I was thrown out of H squared for stalking...
  2. Well, there is this one person. I used to think she was a friend, but, uh...but yeah, yeah, now that I think about it, she'd have no reservations and she definitely has the talent to pull it off. Let me know if you have any luck tracking her down, 'kay?
  3. Just ignore her. She's bitter about the divorce. She thinks all men are evil.
  4. If you didn't know you didn't have to lie.
  5. More alphabetizing, less cold-casing.
  6. He's probably impressed with your virtue.
  7. Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball
  8. Yeah, well, if you read it carefully you might remember the famous guy went to jail in the end of that one.
  9. Okay, which one is Monday?
  10. A bastardized sub-par version of the show's still on.
  11. You know, I think that might be illegal.
  12. Oh, man, so you're the fingernails chick from my New Year's party. I did nail you. That's funny, I remember you taller and less uppity.

Down

  1. What are you doin' here, huh? Shouldn't you be running for homecoming queen or something?
  2. Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
  3. Veronica, I don't want to waste your time. Okay, uh, there's absolutely nothing you need to change. You're a-you're a gorgeous young woman. I wouldn't perform a single procedure on you.
  4. He thinks so. He locks himself out pretty often.
  5. This'd be more enjoyable if I were good at it.
  6. Alter it back. Cool. I was wondering where we were drawing that ethical line this year.
  7. Well, if it helps you decide on your wardrobe, I'll be wearing an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
  8. Oh, I thought you were talking about Mr. Wu's game-show quiz.
  9. Well maybe you blew up the bus.
  10. No problem, buddy. Just say how high.


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