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Why Do We Hate Robot Chicken?
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 These are NOT chickens! These are turkeys!
Just look at them! So sing along with us...
We Hate Robot Chicken!
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Robot Chicken, Finger Lickin'
Ought to be deep fried!
Robot Chicken, gizzard drippin'
Go and take a ride!
Chorus:
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Robot Chicken, turkey head,
You're messin' with a winner!
We can't wait to stuff you for our
Next Thanksgiving dinner!
Chorus:
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Robot Chicken, how we hate ya
etc. etc
Final Chorus (VERY Loud):
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Brak! Brak! Braak! Brak Brak! Braak!
We hate Robot Chicken!
Look at what they put on TV! An utter disgrace! Not a chicken in sight - how DARE they? Where's The Singing Chickens Show? I can't find it anywhere! I'm going to see my talent scout/PR chickenperson and get something happening...
Turkeys? Huh! Visit the Robot Chicken forum and give 'em a serve!
Demand equal time for the Singing Chickens!
We want a guest appearance!!! Now!!!
Brak!
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