Simon King

An unacknowledged literary prodigy

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How wretchedly bad is my writing?
Very
Quite
It isn't! It's quite good!
What are you talking about? You're a fucking genius.
Not bad. I could've written this.
Get a social life, mate.
All right for your age.
Your blog is interesting, but your fiction is nowhere near that standard
Which of the pieces of writing did you enjoy the most
Victoria Red
Vampire Woman
David Crapper and Mary Vagina's Love Affair
Strandenforp's Drunken, Cerebral Outsider
Finding The Author
The Pills
Which of the following authors do you prefer?
Jorge Luis Borges
Julio Cortazar
Juan Rulfo
Anthony Burgess
Simon King
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Truman Capote
Roberto Arlt
Li Po
Primo Levi
William Faulkner
Never read any of them.
Which of the following activities the author partakes in do you find most entertaining?
Drinking Coca-cola
Lesbian porn
Music
Literature
Living in the woods for a temporary amount of time.
Going for late night walks
Avoiding people
Metaphysics
Being flabagasted by his own dreams and unconscious
Heaing music records by The Fall
Which of the following composers do you like the most?
Gyorgy Ligeti
Igor Stravinsky
Bela Bartok
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Arnold Schoenberg
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Charles Ives
Sergei Rachmaninov
John Zorn
Frederic Chopin
Anton Webern
Georg Handel
Never heard any of them
If you met the author, what would you do with him?
Have sex with him
Insult him and his shitty values
Talk with him
Run away in fear
Play a cacophonous, dissonant jam
Collaborate on a literary project
Ask to marry him
Murder him


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