simone x says

the wicked flatter to the face, then stab in the back.

About the Author

I cracked up when someone on FP asked me what my name was one day. No, really, I got a good laugh out of it. Ahem, anyway, for those of you who really don't know what my name is, it would be Simone (though some of you know me as my nickname of Simmy. Both work). My current age is 16 and I'm a junior, though I've been on FP since I was a mere 14 year old. I'm one of those summer of '92 babies, if you really want to know. Most people who have tried to guess my age usually come up with an average of 18, though why that is, I have no freaking clue. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I stand at just about 5'9" (and a half!) and whenever I wear heels I tend to tower over most of the boys in my grade and even a couple seniors. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that I have this tendency to curse like a sailor and use the lord's name in vain more often than not. I'm such a horrible person. :D Now that we've got the basics out of the way, lets move onto the more interesting shizzz.

For those of you who have noticed, all of my stories take place in Washington, DC. Why, you ask? Well, because I live there. Okay, so I'm sort of lying; I live in this place called Arlington, VA, which is right outside of DC and is home to the Pentagon. I seriously live three minutes away from it. I spend a lot of my time in DC and I pretty much know it like the back of my hand. I really want to go to Georgetown University (GO HOYAS!) for college, though UCLA has been my dream for the past seven years. Or something like that.

So that pretty much sums up everything about me and tells you all you need to know.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.