Well you're reading this.. so you obviously have too much time on your hands- just a few things to declare: Rooney, Rooney Rooney! Bon Jovi rock! and god bless Morrisons chicken. If you're name is chris and you go out with 13 year olds- i dislike you!

 This is me in a very orange room

 This is me if i had been shot and grown a beard