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The Bastard Love-child of Insanity & Randomness

Dammit Freewebs!



Due to Freewebs constant fetish to update EVERYTHING, they've made it so i can't add a new Photo Album, i have to make a gallery of all my comics.

That's a big job, and i i don't have time to do right now, so as a temporary fix,  the new Main comics will be stored in the Filler Comic archive.

Cheers guys,
Martyn

Drop the Suitcases, Pick up the laptop...



As most people who read this site will know, i've been on my holidays for the past two week, sorry i didn't update the site before i left, but i was swamped with packing.

There is some new news however, Paul and I have decided (more Paul said this to me and i agreed) that using us as characters base, although cool for us, makes it very hard to come up with new and fresh ideas frequently. So what we've decided to do is still have the occasional comic with the S&G crew, but just have more random comics.

This should do two things. 1) make the comics funier as its humour for everyone and 2) hopefully make the computer more frequent. Now don't worry, just because there more random doesn't mean they'll be like the filler comics, as they'll have more depth and be longer.

Oh, and just to point out, i've changed the layout of the site to reflect this change (You'll see theres less navigators on the top toolbar), All the comics are still on the site however, just archived under Comic Archive in there own sections.

Well, that's all the new news for now, Check out Paul's newest comic in the Latest comic section and don't forget to join the forum

Martyn

Forum Update!

We'll, the old forum didn't seem to match the site, and i din't want to create a new one from scratch. So i've spent the past few hours revamping the old forum into this sleck new super forum!

I just hope it gets used a little more now :D

Martyn

If making comics was a race...



I'd certainly be the hare.
The one that got run over, that is.

First of all, i'd like to apologise to everyone for the lack of comical goodness. It's been weeks and weeks since the last entry, just because I had other things to do, Brawl to play, a bathroom to help redecorate, work and a hideous case of CBA.
I've actually had this newcomer complete for about a week, it's just about finding the time to upload it, refresh the archives and cap everything off with a few comments on a homepage newscast. But here we are, with a new comic!

You can give it a look in the "Newest Comic" section, but it's at am awkward, illegible size right now. The full size can be viewed on the "Newcomer Comics" section though, so I suggest going there.

*EDIT* - To eliminate stupid complications, i've simply uploaded a JPEG version of the comic, and while it's a bit more jaggy, it is readable.

Well that's it for a little while. The plan is to get a couple of newcomers coming in, before starting on some fresh new ideas that me and the Big Green moderating machine have been working on. Look forward to a tad more comic activity on the coming months.

PS : Brawl is out, and a bit of Forum discussion never goes amiss! Get yourselves onto the S & G boards and post your thoughts! Or i'll set R.O.B on you.

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STUDIO EDIT!!

There's a bit of a problem with the Newcomer Kris Comic, as in the full size version isn't actually readable in Full Size.

For now, that's fine as it's in the Lastest Comic section, but when we get a new comic it won't be. Hopefully the problem will have been sorted by then.

Thanks

Big Green moderating machine (or Martyn :D)

On The Road Again... Goin' Places That I've Never Been...

Wow, it's been a long time since i've posted on this site, and even longer since theres been a comic up. Hopefully, as we draw every closer to the end of the exam season, this comical drought should end.

For those who still visit (Sorry for the lack of an update) we do have a new comic, which you can check out in the Lastest Comics section. It has been on the site for about a week now, it was just hidden for some reason. The comic itself is dedicated to Owen, and his love for all things fanboy.

We'll i can't say much, as theres not much to say, i'm hoping Paul can keep the comics regular again, and that we get more in the near future, aswell as maybe a bit more of a fanbase, and maybe move off freewebs.

 

Martyn

What's that coming over the hill?



It's Paul, you twit. Stop being so insulting.

SO LYK HAY!! I'm back from my white 'n' wonderful week in France; land of bread, cheese, hot wine and french people. Oranginariffic!
What was I doing there?
Well i'm going to god damn tell you! Just be patient! KAY!?
Skiing and snowboarding. Uh-huh. More of the former, i'm afraid, as i'm not so hot on the whole single plank of snow-traversing equipment. But that didn't stop the flow of enjoyment that oozed profusely from each twisting carve through the powder, like a pustulent gash in your leg that paralyzes movement with such pain.

But it hurt in a good way. The whiplash injury that i'd sustained from the second day, as well as a near state of concussion gave me an unusual sense of achievement that filled me right up every morning. As I felt the muscles tense in my crippled neck as I tried to rise from my bed, resulting in me grabbing a fistful of hair and pulling myself up instead, I felt something of a twisted enjoyment in what I was doing.

Weather-wise, bee-yoo-tee-ful!! Sunny every day, almost the point of being boring. One slight gripe is that it didn't snow at all, so no fresh powder to wake up to, just recycled snow that had been carted from other parts by the piest-combers. But like they say, you can't have it all.
A wierd experience was had on the last day, too, which was probably weather related. We took a gondola ride up onto the south-side of Les Gets (pronounced "Lay Jay" for the inept ones, which is where I was staying) and as the sun was beating down, I experienced the strange sensation that I was skiing across a mountain of slush-puppies.

Yeah, it was pretty fucking fruity.

I spotted a fair few snowboarder-lasses there aswell.
And I have made the following conclusion.
Every single female from the ages of 17 to 20-something that you see on a snowboard is guarranteed drop-dead-hotness. Or your money back.
I don't know how, and I don't know why, bit the fact remains that it just IS.

Maybe i'll post some pictures of my epic journey up somewhere at some point. I just don't know. You'll have to wait and see.


A new filler is up, by the way. Check it check it, mofos.

But for now, it's good to be back, and i'm almost looking forward to seeing everyone again...
Just kidding, I love you guys really!

Signing in, out, shake it all about.

Paul

PS: By the way, show your appreciation to Martyn for keeping this place alive and kicking by adding the S and G banner to your forum sigs!

[URL=http://www.sandgonline.tk][IMG]http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/42034/2001678087760002714_rs.jpg[/img][/URL]

DOO EET!!

PPS: My eyeballs say thank-you, Martyn. For the new poster-pic at the top. Cheers, son.

Monday Funday?

So Half Term offically begins today, and what have i done so far? Nothing, i've literally gotten up at midday and jumped straight on the Computer, with no intent to do anything that active today, may go and visit the Missus', but that'll be about it. I never really have done anything over half term, it's always seemed like that midway checkpoint on Mario Bros. games where you know your half way through the level but still have no idea whats going one.

Anyway, enough of me rambling on, i have a request, to you the S&G fans. Show your support for S&G by putting this:

[URL=http://www.sandgonline.tk][IMG]http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/42034/2001678087760002714_rs.jpg[/img][/URL]

In your signiture on any Forums that you are signed up to, its a nifty little images that has a hyperlink but in that links right back to here.

Well, other than that, ive got nothing, i'll try and update one Wednesday with any goings on and maybe a filler comic. Until then,

Thanks guys.

Martyn

Just a quick one



Well, that's it for a week i'm afraid, 3 comics in a week is by no means an easy task, but Paul's taken it all in his stride and produced 3 classic gems to reside in the S&G Vault.

As i type this, he relaxing in France after leaving at 2pm today. I probably don't  say this to him enough, but i'm so greatful for all the time and effort Paul has put in to this site and making it something worth while. Because it wouldn't be much without the comics really.

So, i hope Paul really enjoys his well deserved break, i'll try organise a filler/guest comic, but don't hold me to that.

Enjoy your half term everone. Oh and check out Pauls 3rd and newest comic this week.

Thanks
Martyn

Upon Closer Inspection

Sorry there's not been an update in a while (Well, other than Paul's awesome comics) I'm going to be perfectly honest here.

I'd completely forgotten about the main site, due to it being Blocked at school, trying to get people on the forum and working at TpTw, i just haven't had time. But from now on, i'm going to try to keep the main page updated regularly, by picking a certain day, probably Sunday, and only updating then, just to get in the flow of things.

On a lighter note (Or note) it was Simon Pemberton's 18th birthday on the 6th of Feb, and to celebrate, Paul has drawn him his own comic, which can be seen on the Latest Comic section, but also the Newcomers Section. Now most of you may be woundering what this section is, it's basicly where Paul starts to slowly introduce new characters whenever he feels we need one, so keep an eye out.

I'd also like to congratulate Paul on everything he's done for the site and making 2 Comics in one week, i know these take a long time and this is no easy feat. Well Done mate. Oh and speaking of Paul, he's off on holiday to France next week, Snowboarding, lucky dog. So there may not be a comic Next Sunday, but i'll see if i can get a filler or something.

Well, thats all i got for now.

Martyn 

PS. Let me know what you think of the Different pic at the top in the forum. Cheers.




I'd like to just add a little bit of my own in here, too.

First, thanks to everyone who's complimented my comics. It means a lot, seriously. I struggle to get these out in between working on "important" stuff, but it's all worth the while when I know that people are enjoying them! So thanks.

Simon's Introduction comic has been moved to the Fillers archive, as well as being stored within the "Newcomers" section that Smudge has handily bodged up for us. Good man.
So WHY have I moved Simon's comic birthday special thingamawhatsit exactly?
The new filler might have something to do with it.

Yeah, it's another one. I just figure that if i'm away for a week, i'd best dose up on visual goodies for you guys. It's pretty basic, but the humour's there, I think.

That's me signing off until after France. Hope you all have a great half-term!

Paul