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   Welcome to the website that's teaches average kids from the
   school how to be gangsters and become professional warez
   dealers, since 1783!
   Whilst this site is so useful for later life use, and the
   contents would make the most restrained man praise the
   internets- I can take no responsibilty for any wiggers,
   internet pirates, hackers or gun nuts created from reading
   the pages within. If you use your knowledge of weapons and
   gang symbols with misuse, I'll cut you fool. Peace out!

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