Welcome to the ultimate site about sheep. Here you can view and coment about sheep. Note: this site is not scientifical. It may have some true facts about sheep but not much. Here will be the site where you can request short stories about sheep, ask about certain aspects of me. (I am a sheep!! I am your mascot, your trusty sidekick and your one and only sheep of the web!!!)
I know I may look like Shaun the Sheep but don't get me confused with my twin brother. My name is Frank...many people confuse us. Althought that might be because he was born first. I mean come on we are 6 minutes apart! Can't you give a sheep a break? Yea all I do in life is create this website while my brother gets his own TV show! I don't get it!! Oh well mom always did love me best. Or so she told me. But I don't really beleive it because she gave Shaun more money in her will. On the stupid letter she said and these were her exact words: "Frank I am sorry that Shaun got the bigger half of my money but you know he is the older one and I expect a lot out of him. I love you, Mom." I dread the day I ever read that letter. Ugh! My life is boring. Except for this website. This is my life now. I will tell you my life as I remember it just give me a topic and I know I will have a story to tell you! Just go onto the blog page and comment on the first post. WARNING: If you comment innappropriate things I will do things.....
ME
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Favorite book: How to deal with a dysfunctional family and recognizing the inappropriateness of breaking into your neighbors house, wearing your neighbor's mother's high heels and the eating 4 frozen lasagnas and then blowing up the microwave when reading the directions wrong, and then moving onto corn dogs and then realizing that you are illergic to them and then leaving a nasty surprize on your neighbors prized pomeranian and then getting caught taking a bubble bath in your neighbor's sister's bathtub while using her hairnet and her lufa on your hooves. (Trust me I needed this book...)
Favorite Toy: Rocking Horse (They are fun beleive you me!)
Favorite President Ever: James A. Garfield (I love the last name!)
Favorite Vacation Spot: Ireland (All that green grass! Wow I can picture it now!)
Favorite Color: Light Blue
Favorite Season: Spring
Favorite Sport: Rock-Paper-Scissors (I always seem to choose Rock and it gets pretty darn annoying...)
Favorite Movie: You've Got Mail (It's amazing how they can take new technology and turn it into the most amazing chick flick ever!)
Favorite Animal: I shouldn't really answer this one...
Favorite Website: Webkinz!!
Favorite State: Nevada
Favorite Song: "Cheer up, Charlie" from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. (1971)
So even though I revealed my darkest secrets to you I am willing to let you ask... So ASK AWAY!!!
* Please keep it appropriate. If not then I will not tell you about my life ever again. You will be banned from asking. Well not really I will never answer your comment I will delete it as soon as I see it though!!! So Beware....