Semenex - Proven to Sweeten Semen

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            (Didn't pay one red cent for any of it.  No reason to; Semenex works!)

What better place to discuss Semenex than in SEX: A User's Guide, a truly seminal book on just about every aspect of sex and intimacy.

On page 56 of this 336-page little book, the author, Stephen Arnott, praises our product as being the one semen sweetner that truly gets the job done!

For the second time Cosmopolitan (Australia) features Semenex (May 2005). In their "Sexy 'n' Sealed" sex tips section, Cosmo enthusiastically recommends Semenex as the "flavour-improving product" for Aussie girls to enjoy with their man.

 

Cleo, Australia's leading magazine for young women, answers a reader's question in its October 2004 issue (p. 62) on how to make oral sex more pleasurable by stating:

"There's also Semenex, a new product that he can drink to give his semen a more bearable flavour, check it out at www.semenex.co.uk."

The premier women's magazine, Cosmopolitan (Australia), features Semenex in their Sept. 2004 issue. In a special sealed section of this issue, the cover article "Oral-sex Lessons" provides women with important fellatio tips, Semenex among them as the key product to help sweeten their men.

 

 

On the ward Stern Show (9/30/03), Howard introduced Semenex to his vast audience and gave everyone a great overview of our product's all-natural ingredients and its media-tested, semen-sweetening benefits.

 

The above is not intended nor should be construed as implying ofiicial product endorsement of Semenex by either Howard Stern or "The Howard Stern Show."

 

 

Nerve.com's major book publication, The Big Bang (July 2003, p. 45), lists Semenex exclusively as a product "guaranteed to 'give you the best tasting cum'..."

 

 

 

Once again Maxim (July 2003) features Semenex, this time in its German edition, as their Dr. Maxim lets guys know just what works best in offering their lovely ladies the perfect "pina colada" every time.

 

 

 

Phoenix New Times prints cover article on Semenex and its origins:

"Man-juice Gets a Flavor Make-over" "Recently profiled in Maxim and Hustler (we read it for the articles, honest), as well as on British talk sensation Graham Norton's show and in various German, Australian and Latin American publications, the little Web-based business in question is virtually unknown in the Phoenix area -- except to its devoted customers, who literally eat it up." "For just £29.95 (for a 10-day supply), you can enhance your sweetie's emissions with just one little drink of the powder every night at bedtime."                                                                                             (May 28, 2003, p. 11)

Europe's love affair with Semenex continues with this latest article appearing in the German magazine, Coupé (March 2003, p 110)

 

 

 

So Graham Norton Show So Television, United Kingdom November 12, 2002 Graham enjoys a glass of Semenex, on-air  As popular with U.K. television viewers as "The Tonight Show" is here, England's most irreverant answer to David Letternan features Semenex on his outrageously sexy late-night TV show.   Here Graham enjoys a glass of Semenex and offers his guest, a famous English wine taste-tester (shown holding one of our 10-packs), a chance to taste-test something a bit more "full-bodied."

  

"Make Yours Tasty!"   - FHM Magazine   May 2002 (p. 147) For the third time, this great publication has featured our "tasty" product. These guys know how important it is to prime the ol' pump before havin' a lusty lass suck down the "suds." And once again they let their readers know all about it! "More of a treat for your lady, Semenex is a concoction designed to make your spunk palatable, if not downright scrumptious..."   (p. 147)

"Sperm Taste: The Correct Spice" is Semenex for Germans, too!

Germans know what makes a great spread on dark German bread for their lovely fräuleins. However, this German Men's Health article mistakenly assumes that by simply eating "pineapple, celery, and strawberries" the same taste enhancement can be enjoyed.

Concerned as we are that German women should have to endure the not-so-tasty results of such erroneous thinking and always desiring to establish more intimate foreign relations, we have written this publication offering to co-sponsor a "Pepsi Challenge" of a decidedly different flavor. We currently await their reply and will report back to you once they do.

 

"Turn your salty porridge into sweet cream..."

...is how the March issue of FHM Online begins its review of Semenex. Thanx FHM. We hope to continue doing all we can in having women adore their "gentlemen's relish arch(ing) it's way towards their tonsils."

As per FHM: "...simply supping on a packet or two of cheap and harmless Semenex a day should soon have the ladies queuing to sample your wares as your murky man-syrup becomes as delicious as it is nutritious."  

FHM... we couldn't have put it better ourselves.

 

Delicious "bad kitty" on the cover of the December, 2000 issue, and our site on p. 266.  View it at MaximOnline.com: Maxim Web Guide, "World Of Sex".

Maxim also knows how much lovely kitties prefer sweet cream to sour milk: "Delicious sperm guaranteed".