Scraptown

"Welcum to Scraptown stranger, da meanist an' greenist place this side of anywere. I can see from the looks ov yer dat you 'aint from around 'ere are yer, which can mean bad nooz if yer don't no the way thingz work around these partz. So you stick wiv me an' I'll show yer some of the sights an' sounds of da big city."

"Firs' off, yer standin' at Da Gate. Dis is da main way to get in an' outta Scraptown an' it keepz us from the feralz outsida' city wallz. From 'ere yer get to da main Bazaar, which if ye can't find wat you want der, it 'aint real. Itz always bes' to keep one 'and on yer teef an' de ovver on yer choppa around da Bazaar or der sneaky li'l grotz an yoofz will try an' nab 'em. In da middle, jus' behind da Bazaar, iz dee 'art an' soul ov Scraptown known az da Scrap Heap."

"De big buildin' in the distance iz Da Fort . Datz wer da Warmaster Grimskul livez wen eez not stompin' da oomanz an' da marine boyz. Dat big pole past da Bazaar is da Job Pole, dis iz were you 'ave to go if yer wanna join da Waaagh!! Near to da Bazaar you will find the brewhouses and slop shops, an' I'll show yer some of da best. If yer take da road to da east, yool find a small part of Scraptown wer da yoof gangz 'ang out called Da Grafeety Pitz, an just past dat, outside da wallz there you'll find Da Trakk. Dis iz where all der speed freakz go ter show of der zoggin' bikes and buggies. Iv yer go west from da Bazaar den ye will find da Dokz in case yer looz yer arm, an' iv yer wanna kustumize yer trukk or give yer shoota more dakka yer can also visit da Mekboyz."

"So werz yoo wanna go firs'?"