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Tragedy strikes YouTube, for PivotMasterDX has been removed from the beloved video site. Yes, the Pivot Stick Figure Animater has been wiped from the slate of YouTube. Several say he was hacked, others say he simply removed his account. Neverless, the true Pivot Master is gone. YouTubers from all over the internet are moaning over the loss, but he is not forgotten. YouTubers make memorable videos of him, and his movie series Stick Figures on Crack is still all over YouTube. I believe he had made a new account called "PivotMsterDX" but I'm not for sure. Though some of his videos like Video Games on Crack and his turnbase fighting stick figure movies will never be seen again, he will alwsays be big on YouTube.

Today I would like to talk about Superbad, and no, I'm not talking about the movie, I'm talking about the website!!! Yes, long before the movie superbad even began to be made, there was a website, www.superbad.com, which will take you through a non-stop adventure through bees, extremely simple games, and letters. Basically, its a website made of lots, and LOTS of links. For example, read a letter, then press a person's name, then you will be in a page of bees, press one and suddenly you be reading part of a website with a couple of options, press one, and it keeps going though random and weird links until, finally, you are afraid to keep going and you stray away from the website. If you venture the website for more than an hour, you will go mad, and I will advise against trying to unlock all it's secrets. Neverless, it is a great website, thus you should definetly check it out.

If you didn't read the article, www.superbad.com  

I'd like to point out a website with some bad games (in a funny way). This website is www.adultswim.com . They have such games as 5 minutes to kill yourself (www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html) where you have 5 minutes to, perhaps, smash your head in a copier, or, make a nuke out of a microwave. The point of the game is to eventually kill yourself. Possibly one of the best suicide games ever. Also, there is 9 Billion Miles From Earth (www.adultswim.com/games/ninebillion/index.html) which brings a whole new meaning to cheap movie props.  You play as a caption of a silver toy spaceship attached to a string and fight of the even cheaper alien starship toys. You can get upgrades from balloon animals, and be kept up to date with an old televesion. Tis a great game. And one more game just for the fun of it, Bible Fight (www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html) is a Mortal Combat type game where you can play as either Eve, Noah, Moses, Mary, Satan or Jesus. Each have their own special techniques of fighting one another, and a good overall game (though really religious people might not think highly of this game). Any one of these games would be a good time waster.

For games: www.adultswim.com/games/index.html

Like Halo? I bet you do. But you know, Halo isn't just violence and shooting. It can be funny too. Actually, it can be hilarious. I give you www.redvsblue.com (don't know the actual address, but it still works). Made by Rooster Teeth, Red vs Blue is a series about the Red team and the Blue team in a big battle gor the territorie... wait, no, there is no battle. They just sit around being idiots, which is fine by them. Anyway, they just ended season five with episode 100. Let me introduce them: Sarge, leader of the red team, is a trained but stupid military man, and he has a strange relationship with Donut (you'll hear about him next). Sarge's color is pure red. Donut, the queer, is always noticing the minor details in life, I think, and he denies his color is pink (by the way, Donut's color is pink). Simmons, the kissup to Sarge, is the smart one, but in Blood Gulch talent is never noticed, and Simmon's color is Maroon. Griff, the one who hates everyone, is mistreated, mostly used to be abused by Sarge, but he deals with it by cussing everyone out. Griff's color is Orange. Now for the Blue team: Church, leader of blue team, and is in a relationship with Freelancer Tex (again, next). Church's color, well, it's sortof light blue I guess. Tex, who technically isn't in the blue team ("Freelancer" Tex), really is a hardcore fighting shooting woman who keeps the blue team from dying most the time. Tex's color is grey. Next, one of my favorites is Tucker, the pervert, who got inpregnated somehow, had a baby alien, but is still cracking sex jokes every chance he has. Tucker's color is...teal, or a mix between light green and blue, I think... yea. Doc, the doctor, is temporarly taken over by Omali (evil guy) but afterwards takes care of Tucker's baby. Doc's color is purple. Next is Sister, Griff's colorblind dumb sister, who starts out on red team on accidently then gets on blue team... you'll have to find out on your own. Sister's color is yellow. And last, my alltime favorite of Red vs Blue, Caboose! Caboose is the retarded one, who never gets the situation, and is always proud of who he is! His color is pure blue. Well, hope you have fun watching Red team and Blue team on Blood Gulch (map) and, well, cya!

Clay. Or in this case is spelled, Klay! Klay World, a table full of citizens made of klay, is a comedy series about trickery, romance, and drama... actually it's just a bunch of klay people being idiots. You can find it on www.knoxskorner.com or it's also all over youtube as well. I'd like for a moment just to name off a few of my favorites, just to give you an idea. One, "Help I'm Stuck!", is about a klay man stuck in a VCR. That's it, you say? Trust me, some of you will think it's stupid, the rest will think it's hilarious. Next, "Sneaky Sneaky", is about a sneaky klay man. Again, you have to see it. Another is "Pancake Mines", the newest one, and I'll go into more detail with this one. Two klay men are in a delima, there are pancakes all over the table! But a fellow ninja tells them they are mines, so the klay men have fun with the mines. Again, see it. There is also a Klay World movie "Off the Table, so, ya, see that too. That's all I have to say bout that. C ya!