Scotch Tapes

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Reviews In Haiku

I seem to get a lot of different tapes, records, etc. in trades or as demos. Many are releases that very few people get to listen to because they are released in limited numbers or never released at all. Here is what I think of these musical endeavours in the beautiful, ancient form of Japanese Haiku... because I am far too lazy to write real reviews...

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Not really sure how many people will buy your album because of these reviews... My guess would be zero.

Florida - "Icarus / Once Yr In It"

Posted by scotchtapes on February 25, 2011 at 10:50 AM

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Killer 7-inch

3-D packaging comes with

Cool Red/ Blue glasses

Available from SHDWPLY

www.shdwplyrecords.com

Factions- "Cold Light Emissions"

Posted by scotchtapes on February 25, 2011 at 8:49 AM

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Very pretty tunes

Ambient jamz that make me

Dream of unicorns

Available at Fabrica Records

fabricarecords.wordpress.com

Bomber Jackets- "Amongst The Dumbells"

Posted by scotchtapes on February 25, 2011 at 8:45 AM

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Fun Punk from England

I think one of the Phero-

moans is in this band.

Sex Is Digsusting Tapes

Available at www.sexisdisgusting.co.uk

Terrordactyls- "Friendship" 7"

Posted by scotchtapes on February 9, 2011 at 4:18 PM

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Pre-historic name

Sort of, I guess, not really

Still a great record

Available at Bachelor Records

www.bachelorrecords.com

Slim Twig- "A Sheik In Scores"

Posted by scotchtapes on February 9, 2011 at 4:16 PM

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Fancy schmancy art

Compliments the killer tracks

Slim Twig's name is Max

Self Released

http://slimtwig.blogspot.com

Brick Mower- "Floors" EP

Posted by scotchtapes on February 9, 2011 at 4:10 PM

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I wish I mowed bricks

I am fearful of mowers

I almost lost toes

Available at Stumparumper Records

www.stumparumper.com

Induced Labour 7" EP

Posted by scotchtapes on January 30, 2011 at 2:48 PM

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Induced Labour have

A simply amazing name

The music slays! WOOOOO!

Available at Pleasence Records

http://pleasencerecords.tumblr.com/

http://www.inducedlabour.com/

Dirty Beaches- "Dirty Beaches in USA"

Posted by scotchtapes on May 26, 2010 at 9:48 AM

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Dirty Beaches sound

Like Link Wray married Elvis

We got drunk Monday

Self Released

www.myspace.com/dirtybeaches

The Famines- '2 x 7" '

Posted by scotchtapes on May 26, 2010 at 9:45 AM

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The Famines, two guys

Play vicious loud punk music

Plus they are fun guys

Self Released/ Belgravian Press

www.thefamines.ca

The Blue Shirts- "Banned From"

Posted by scotchtapes on April 16, 2010 at 11:21 AM

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Noisey Weirdo Noise

Sorta like My TV Hurts

Or maybe Cavebears

Robot Lust Records

http://robot-lust.blogpost.com