Okay, Ebonnie....remember the time we drove into town on my lawnmower? and then that one time when Alex's shoes were almost on fire? good times. Sarah....uh, NO, NO NO NO! hmmmmm? hokaay, so! Oh my god.....STOP THE CAR! ...Aha, Ebbie hits my windshield, this is why we wear seatbelts. And then the time.....Taylor, "Look what Ronnie did to me!!!" I've got like, spaghetti sauce and a chicken wing stuck to my head...."touch what ronnie did taylor!!! touch the spaghetti chicken!!!" And then....the dead things in my basement, oh gawd that was hilarious! Deepika..haha! that was hilarious when we were playing basketball with chris and collin and their friend and I like jumped on you for the ball.....ahaha! And then when we went out for pool and wings that one night and I like started dancing on the pool table, I freaked when I saw the manager come over, I thought he was about to give me shit but......he just put better dancing music on and was like..."uh you want another drink Kim?" ahahaha!!! I'm like "AHA I'm about to have another drink"  Jay's like, "Um, NO! Kim's good.....she has to work in the morning" "Uh! NO I DON'T!"  .......... "Yes you do, REMEMBER?" I'm like "NO! NO WORK!" Jay's gives me  "the face" "OH! WORK!....yea, I forgot about that" that was sooo funny, I didn't even have to work in the morning. Aha, Zach! how;s your breast impants?..."uhh they fell off..." "what'd you glue them on?" AH SHIT! That was hilarious...at the dance when Ebbie poured a whole bottle of water on Sam Fisher.....fishy fishy Fisher. LMAO. Any hoo, Christian, you are a homosexual.....aha, AS IF! you are so not homosexual with mike it's not even funny. Rick....you are a tank, no questions, just get out! Val, "I love bobert" (staggers into fridge) ..."who?" "bobbert the builder" ....then passes out. Brandon, I love you man, and I'll always have yer back, cuz u've alwayz had mine, and don't worry, your goldfish is still sexy, even though he's dead....shit happens. My triplet girls! I did NOT puke at your party....did I? Aha sarah, we were fighting for the puke bucket, cause we coultn't stand up and go to the bathroom.....goddamn you cypher! I miss livin in K-town, I miss bein able to get down to see you guyz everyday, but don't worry, summer's commin.....by the way, there's an ass in that van!...

Aiight, there was new years....now that was one fucked up night....the timbits, the helicopder penises, the huge blunt, the martini lamp, my having of sex with your counter, lisa being SO smashed, sarah breaking the computer,  those random prople who showed up and tried to get us to go to their parties, my heat passing out on the way to timmy's and nearly being sick all over the drive through dude (who I asked to have sex with me) the eating a timbit just so I could puke and then start drinking again, sarah's famous quote "nobody's hammered anymore, this is no fun...everyone's either sober or passed out, IF YOU'RE STILL STANDING, GRAB ANOTHER DRINK"

Justin: I just ran over an armadillo!