We bid you welcome! This is your friendly, neighborhood scary movie review page, with your hosts, Duck the Ralph and Muffin Joe. Every now and then, we have things we like to call Scary Movie Nights. Original, yes? On these special occasions, we watch anywhere from four to eight horror movies, and post the reviews for your pleasure and convenience. Each movie has a short review telling what the movie is about, and what we thought of it. They're also rated with stars, 0 to 5, 0 being the worst and 5 the best. Many of the reviews give away the endings, and we'll try to warn you ahead of time of a SPOILER, but read at your own risk. We'd love to hear your comments if you have any; there is an e-mail link below. If we like your comment and have your permission, we'll add it to our page. You will be listed as Bob, all of our friends are, unless you give us a nifty scary-movie-related nickname. Tell us how you like our site, give suggestions, or your own short quote on the movie. Please e-mail us; it makes us feel special! We'd be happy to get any suggestions for movies to watch too. Some of these have really sucked, and sadly we are becoming immune to the scariness even in the good ones! Hope you find everything you need, have fun!
Your Caretakers,
Duck The Ralph & Muffin Joe
P.S.-
Ralph says we should add that Ralph and Joe are simply nicknames. We are NOT guys, and our parents were not cruel enough to give us boy names.
P.P.S.-
Ralph also thinks we should add that if you have a movie suggestion, e-mail both of us, and give us the good ones! The ones with blood, gore, creeps, and jeepers, morbidness, creepy stuff, and weird-o's! Not the crappy ones you think we can handle, we want the real scary stuff!
Recent Events
April 1, 1883- Happy Birthday, Lon Chaney!! (124 years old in 2007)
April 25, 2007- Death of Bobby 'Boris' Pickett (Monster Mash)
April 29, 1980- Death of Alfred Hitchcock
April 30, 1923- Happy Birthday, Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster)!! (84 years old in 2007)
May 27, 1911- Happy Birthday, Vincent Price!! (96 years old in 2007)
Recently Added Reviews
February 24, 2007- Hannibal Rising (2007)
February 24, 2007- The Hitcher (2007)
Most Recent Scary Movie Night
Last of Summer, Blow-out Scary Movie Night!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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Ralph & Joe's Scary Movie Reviews
