Pokémon Wars

Blaster fire scorched the sky of the planet Kanto as the giant Rocket Star fighter tried to cripple the tiny block cade runner.And it was captured in a attractor beam.

Machop 13: We're done for Picachoo! They'll probably turn us into spare parts!

R2-Picachu: (makes robotic noises.)

Machop 13: What do you you mean I'm a wet blanket? Oh-no! Hear they come!

Suddenly a blast door colasped and out of the fiery mist came four Rocket Troopers and the man him self- Darth Asher.

Darth Asher: Find the passengers, and eliminate them!

Rocket Troopers: Yes, sir.

Suddenly Darth Asher turned his lightsaber on, letting raw energy form.

Princess Joy: I know you hate accepting hologram chips picachoo but you must! The Rockets will come any minute!

Princess Joy puts the hologram in and launches the escape pod just in time.

Darth Asher: Where are the secret plans!?!

Princess Joy: I hide them in a R2 unit that is now on Kanto.

Back on the dessert planet Kanto R-2 Picachu and Machop-13 are about to have a run-in.

Machop-13: What do you mean picachoo? Form the last time we were hear the Mos Vermilion city was this way!

R2-Picachu: (Makes more robotic noises.)

Machop-13: The city isn't that way!Hey!Where are you going?

R2-Picachu: (In a couple of beeps and other noises R2-Picachu explains just where he is going.)

Machop-13: I told you already that isn't the right way to go! I guess we have to go are own ways.You go your way and I will go mine.

Suddenly Machop-13 spies a vehicle that he thought would save him, but would actually embark a young boy to the greatest adventure yet!

R2-Picachu suddenly find himself in a giant trench and find himself very frightened.All of a sudden he gets zapped by tiny traveling merchants and taken to there land-crawler.There he finds Machop-13 as tired as he is.They drive and drive until they reach a tiny moisture farm where a young boy is searching for some new android.

Tyler Ketchum: Yah, I'll take this one and this one right hear.Can you tell me who you are?

Machop 13: Of course, my name is Machop-13 cyborg human relations.And this is my friend picachoo.

Tyler Ketchum ushers them to his room and looks f there is any old hologram chips from old owners.

Tyler Ketchum: I'm not finding much in the hologram slot- wait there's something stuck in hear, I think I can get it out.

Suddenly a hologram turns on revealing a person looking for someone.

Princess Joy: Help me Oak wan Kenobi your my only hope.

Tyler Ketchum: Who is she? I wonder what she means by Oak wan Kenobi. I wonder if she meant old Gary?

R2-Picachu: (Suddenly R2-Picachu does random robotic noises.)

Tyler Ketchum: What is he saying?

Machop-13: Picachoo says somthing about a lost owner and somthing about Oak wan Kenobi.

Tyler Ketchum: Well I think you'll figure it out in the morning.

And with that he went to sleep.When Ty woke up he found Machop-13 in his shower.

Machop-13: Please don't deactivate me! It wasn't my fault!

Tyler Ketchum: What do you mean?

Machop-13: It's Picachoo he probably went to see Oak wan Kenobi... he might even find him.

Tyler Ketchum: We can find him in my hovercraft.

Tyler Ketchum: I don't see him. Where could he be? Oh-no! Landraders! Well,at least there transportation Pokémon -

Before he could speak another word he was suddenly blasted by Landraders, but someone chased them away...The next morning Tyler Ketchum found out who chased them away.

Tyler Ketchum: Where am I? What happened? You! You in the corner! Who are you?

???: I'm Oak wan Kenobi. And I just saved you from those Landraders. Who are YOU?

Tyler Ketchum: Well... I'm Tyler Ketchum.

Oak wan Kenobi: Him...I fought with your father in the Rocket wars he must be related to you.

Tyler Ketchum: You were in the Rocket Wars!?!

Oak wan Kenobi: I been alive beyond the Rocket Wars.

Tyler Kechtum: So tell me more about my father.

Oak wan Kenobi: Well,when he was on the fiery planet Sinnoh he was defeated by Darth Asher. Darth Asher was at a time my Poki apprentice, but he went to the Dark side and it was all I saw of him.Your father wanted you to have this, (Ty turns on his light saber) it's more accurate than a blaster, for a more "civilized age." So you must help me destroy the Rocket Empire.

Tyler Ketchum: What? You want me to destroy the entire empire? I know everybody hates them, but I'm not the one to stop them. Well...I guess I could come,but I got to say goodbye to my folks

Oak wan Kenobi: Be my guest.

Back at the escape pod (the one that the android came out of) the Rocket Troopers are about to find something important.

Rocket Trooper 1: keep looking there around hear some where.

Rocket Trooper 2: Look sir, Andriods.

Tyler Ketchum: Wow,look at this thing it's destroyed, well it's probably just another Landerader wreck site.

Oak wan Kenobi: I don't think so. Landraders March single-file often to hide there numbers. But these are double-file lines made by Rocket Troopers.

Tyler Ketchum: But why would they destroy a thing like that,why-

Suddenly Ty spots R2-Picachu and Machop-13 and figures out why they would do that.

Tyler Ketchum: But that would lead them back...home.

Oak wan Kenobi: Wait! Stop!

Before Oak wan Kenobi could stop him Ty hopped on his hovercraft and sailed home. Only to find everything lost.

Oak wan Kenobi: You couldn't of saved them,you're lucky you found me.

Tyler Ketchum: I bet the princess isn't having fun ether.

Back at the new empire-made space station called "The Death R" princess Joy isn't having fun, nor in a couple of hours.

Imperial Rocket officer: Grand moff James wantes to see you.

Grand moff James: I hear that you are hiding the location to the twerp base.But you have two choices: 1.You give us the location and we don't destroy your home planet 2. You don't give us the location we destroy your home planet.

Princess Joy:*Sigh* it's on the planet Onne.

Grand moff James:Good,firing on Johto.

Princess Joy; But I thought you were going to Onne!

Grand moff James: Don't worry we'll deal with your "Twerp friends" soon enough.

Rocket super-laser operator: Stand by,stand by, stand by, fire!

There was suddenly a low continuous hum then a loud crackling sound as the laser shot through space. After a loud "Kaboom" the planet Johto was no more.

But during the firing...

Twerp Trooper 1#: How far away is the Death R?

Twerp Trooper 2#: Trillons of lightyears away.

Johto blows up.

Oak wan Kenobi: I feel as if a thousand cried out then silence.

Tyler Ketchum: How did you feel that?

Oak wan Kenobi: I'll tell you how later.Stop the hover craft! See that city down there?

Tyler Ketchum: Yah.

Oak wan Kenobi: That's mos vermillion spaceport we can find a pilot that will take us to the Johto system.

Tyler Ketchum: But it'll be surrounded by Rocket Troopers!

Oak wan Kenobi: I'll take care of them.

As Oak wan Kenobi and Ty come into the spaceport they get stopped by Rocket Troopers looking for particular android.

Oak wan Kenobi: These aren't the androids you're looking for.

Rocket Trooper: These aren't the androids we're looking for.

Oak wan Kenobi: Move along.
Rocket Trooper: Move along.

Tyler Ketchum: How did you do that!?!

Oak wan Kenobi: Poki mind tricks work on the absent minded.Oh hear we, are mos vermillion cantina be extra careful hear.

Ty walks in frightened, as Oak wan searches for a ride.

Random Alien: He doesn't like you.(Ty turns his head on him.)He doesn't like you.

Then Ty accidently knocks down the a random person's drink, just when he's about to shoot him when Oak wan chops his arm off.

Oak wan Kenobi: You can all go back to what you were doing. Come on Ty I think I found a good ship.

Then Ty and Oak wan walk to a small table a sodowoodo and a captain of a ship.

Oak wan Kenobi: Over 8,000? OK, 10,000 Poke.

Brock Duo: I think the price should be higher.

Oak wan Kenobi:How about 13,000?

Brock Duo: It'll have to be an extra 2,000 if you don't want any imperial trouble.

Oak wan Kenobi: At a total that's 15,000 Poke.

Brock Duo: Did you hear that sody? That's more than enough for me to pay off my debt I have with Ditto!

Sodowoodo:Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

Brock Duo:Lets get out of hear before Tentacruel comes.

Tentacruel: Going somewhere Duo?

Brock Duo: Leave me alone Tentacruel I going to pay Ditto soon.

Tentacruel: Ditto is tired of waiting; he must get the money. What will you tell him when he catches up to you?

Brock Duo: I'll tell him-(Shoots Tentacruel with a blaster.Looks at the cantina owner,) sorry about the mess.

As Oak wan and Ty get down to the hanger they fell as there being watched.

Brock Duo: Hear she is.

Tyler Ketchum:She's a piece of junk! What's hear name anyway?

Brock Duo: She made the run of 89', and her name is the Century Starvia.Oh uh... wait hear for a second.

Brock Dou sees Ditto the blutt and thinks he may be in trouble.

Ditto the Blutt: Why did you have to shoot poor Tentacruel?You must pay me back.

Brock Duo: Don't worry I have the money I'll even give a extra 12%.

Ditto the Blutt: How about more?

Brock Duo: Okay 15% don't push it.

Ditto the Blutt: Brock my boy you're the best.

Soon Tyler ketchum were headed to the Johto system, but they found out somthing important.

Brock Duo: Hear we are at the Johto-.Hey, where's the plant? It's got to be hear somewhere. And what about that big red ball the shape of an R?It must be some weird shaped moon.

Tyler Ketchum: That's no moon, it's a space station!

Brock Duo: Oh-no, I think we got stuck in it's attractor beam!

Rocket Trooper: Password please.

In the blink of an eye Brock Duo shots the Radio.When the Century Starvia lands it is ready to be inspected by two Rocket Troopers.

Brock Duo: Can you guys help me left this?

Rocket Troopers: Okay, were coming.

Quickly they shot the Rocket Troopers and put on there cloths for disguise. They walk down until they get to a power terminal.

Machop-13: Come on Picachoo! You must hurry up and locate the princess!

R2-Picachu:(Makes robotic noises.)

Machop-13: Picachoo says that she should be on prison cell J-5.

Tyler Ketchum:Uh, Brock where are you going?

Brock Duo:I'm going back to the ship.

Tyler Ketchum: But aren't you going to save her?

Brock Duo: I'm only hear to take you hear and back again.

Tyler Ketchum: But if you save her you'll may get a sum of money.

Brock Duo: Ok, I change my mind, but will have to make sody our prisoner in order to get down there.

As Tyler Ketchum and Co. use sody as there "prisoner" Oak wan Kenobi shuts down the attractor beam.When they reach the prison floor a imperial Rocket officer and two Rocket Troopers now that there different from the rest.

Imperial Rocket officer:(Whispering to one of the Rocket Troopers) One's shorter than the other; they must be fakes.

Quickly the imperial Rocket officer and the Two Rocket Troopers take 5 shots before getting blasted.

Brock Duo: Come on Ty you free the princess while I shoot the incoming Rocket Troopers.

Tyler Ketchum: Sounds good to me.

As Ty deactivates the the sliding door more Rocket Troopers keep flooding in.

Princess Joy: You look sort-of small for a Rocket Trooper.

Tyler Ketchum: I...I'm Tyler Ketchum I'm hear to rescue you.

Princess Joy: Uh, what are you doing.

Brock Duo: I'm trying to hold off these Rocket Troopers.

Tyler Ketchum: You can't hold them off forever! Come on, into this hole. I think it goes to the garbage floor.

Just then Ty and Co. slide down a fairly big tunnel which eventually led to the garbage floor. Maybe out of boredom, maybe not, but Brock duo shot his blaster at the walls. Which somehow triggered the walls to close in.

Princess Joy: Why did you do that!?!

Brock Duo: I don't no! It was probably from boredom!

Princess Joy: We've only been in hear for five minutes!

Tyler Ketchum: Picachoo, you got to shut down the walls in garbage room- uh... D-6 from closing in.

Machop-13: Come on Picachoo! You haerd what master Tyler said! Get to it!

Suddenly the walls stop and Ty and Co. cheer thankfully.

Machop-13: Oh-no there done for!

R2-Picachu: (Makes robotic noises.)

Machop-13: What do you mean there not destroyed? I knew that. (Kicks R2-Picachu.)

When Oak wan Kenobi reaches his destination he turns on his blue light saber in front of darth Asher.

Darth Asher: Ah, so you have come Oak wan, you cannot beat me with my unique sith lightsaber moves. I thought you where dead, but now you will be.

 Almost instantly Darth Asher swings his lightsaber at Oak wan and he quickly defends as the two lightsabers touch.

As Ty goes down the hall he spots something strange.

Tyler Ketchum: Isn't that master Oak wan battling Darth Asher?

As Oak wan Kenobi and Darth Asher continue this epic lightsaber duel Brock Duo fires up the Century Stavia's engines.Then Darth Asher upper cuts his lightsaber and Oak wan quickly defends as the lightsabers meet. Then with one quick slash Darth Asher stroke Oak wan Kenobi down, with only his cape, light saber, and hood left.

Darth Asher: You have been good, but now I'm the master.

Tyler Ketchum: Ah,no!

Then almost instantly Brock Duo grabs Ty into the Century Starvia shuts the door than blasts off.

Brock Duo: That was a close one.

Princess Joy: But we can't leave it like this! It knows where the Twerp base is! We have to get back to the twerp base and down load the secret plans to find a weak spot.

Tyler Ketchum: We're going to blow it up?

Princess Joy: Us and the entire Twerp armada.

After a hour of returning to the Twerp base and downloading the secret plans of the Death R the computer figured out a weak spot.And a meeting is called at hand.

Twerp Trooper 1: As you can see from the secret plans downloaded by the Picachu unit there should be a weak spot in the bottom right corner. The weak spot, a small thermal exhaust port, can be used to blow the Death R up. A small star fighter could use a plasma ball to go through the core and cause a chain reaction. But only a perfect shot will cause the perfect and most needed chain reaction.

Twerp Trooper: Thats impossible, not even a super computer could do that!

Twerp Trooper 1: We'll have to try it anyway. And remember the Death R has more fire power than half of the fleet. And let the force be with you.

Very quickly the entire Twerp armada was assembled and where ready for action. After mere seconds they were at the very Death R surface.And where approaching the great trench in which the thermal exhaust port lay.At the very moment Tyler Ketchum were approaching the Trench two FIE fighter and Darth Asher's special FIE fighter were in attack position. As Darth Asher shot they were confused why there shots missed.

Darth Asher: The Force is strong with this one.

Then without warning Brock Duo shot Down two FIE fighters with the Century Starvia.

Brock Duo: YeHaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Twerp Trooper: Okay, fire!

Then he fired a plasma dart but it wasn't enough to destroy it, but it shook the whole Death R.

Imperial Rocket Officer: I think we should be evacuating.

Grand moff James: In the middle of a military victory? Nonsense!

Tyler Ketchum: I guess it's my turn.

As Ty nears the thermal exhaust port something strange happens.

Oak wan Kenobi: Use the force Ty use the force. Let go of your feelings and use the force.

After that Ty released the plasma ball and used the force for it to go in the thermal exhaust port.

Grand moff James: Fire on the Twerp base.

Rocket super laser operator: Stand by, stand by, stand by-.

*Kaboom!*

Grand moff James: Blasting off again!*Ding*

Then triumphantly Ty and the last of the remaining ships went back to the base. There was a reward ceremony and every pilot (even Brock Duo) were awarded medals and badges. And more importantly it was the end in another episode of the Pokémon Trilogy. 

                                                                             Pokémon wars

Imperial Rocket Officer 1: Uh, sir I think you see this.

Imperial Rocket Officer 2: Whoa! Get Darth Asher down hear!

Darth Asher: What is it?

Imperial Rocket Officer 1: I think I and only I should look what we've found.

Darth Asher uses the force and chokes him and throws him in a corner. And then he takes a moment to see what they've found. And tells his finding to Grand moff James by hologram.

Grand moff James: A secret Twerp base? Excellent! Now I can have my revenge!

As the Rocket Star fighter gets closer to the Hoenn system Princess Joy negotiates with sandy for her army to join hers.

Princess Joy: Yes I'm threatening to trap you in this unstable base if you don't join my army!

Princess: Sandy: What's the point if you lock me in and there's no danger outside?

Princess Joy: Good point. Uh, do we got got any unidentified objects?

Twerp Trooper General: We seem to have some about everywhere, the one that is the strangest is one in B-5 which has this strange code. I'll play it again.

Recording: Eeeed of a estance esace.

Twerp Trooper General: None of our watchmen have seen a unidentified objects yet.

Outside the base Tyler Ketchum is surveying the area on a Char-char-zard. When he comes to a huge cave.

Tyler Ketchum: Strange I don't remember this on radar.

Suddenly a abomasnow jumps out attacks Tyler, and Ty blacks out. He wakes up upside-down in the obomasnow's cave and grabs his lightsaber using the force. This awakens the obomasnow. But Ty chops his arm off using his lightsaber. There outside Brock Duo finds him and two snow speeders look for out for him.

Twerp Trooper Pilot: I don't see em'. Wait...I found them I found them!

Outside the base watchman 051 is surveying the area.

Twerp Trooper watchman: Area L-213 nothing. Area L-214 nothing. Area L-215 not- wait a minute,what's that? (Takes out binoculars) *Gasp!* PA-PAs!!! AT-SYs!!! Probe Androids!!!

An alarm sounds and everybody in the base hears it.

Princess Sandy: Ok now I'll join you.

Princess Joy: What's Happening?

Twerp Trooper General: Well, it seems that the Rocket Empire found out about our...

Princess Sandy: *Ahem!*

Twerp Trooper General: I mean your secret base. Well anyway, there trying to deactivate the main shields. We also have a Rocket Star fighter on our radar.

Princess Sandy: Hmmmmmmm. I feel that Darth asher is coming I better get my lightsaber ready.

Back on the Rocket Star fighter is close to landing and Darth Asher is in his private communicator room.

Imperial Rocket Officer: The ship is about to land! I should tell Darth Asher.

When he gets near the private communicator room he stops because he finds out there's a private conversation going on between Darth Asher and Emperor Giovanni.

Emperor Giovanni: There only one Poki knight left: Princess Sandy. Thank-you for destroying her for me.

Darth Asher: She is not the only surviving Poki knight left, she has a apprentice whose name is Tyler Ketchum and I think he'll join the dark side if I tell him this...

Imperial Rocket Officer: (whispering) Wow, the conversation is over and I didn't get in trouble.

Darth Asher: Hey! Weren't you the one that didn't want me to see what was on the screen that the Probe Andriod found!?!

Imperial Rocket Officer: *Gulp*...Yes?

You just guess what happened next. When the Rocket Star fighter landed, they got through a escape hatch. Princess Joy escaped from the room but Princess

Chapter One:

The Gadder has just escaped the Bowser Head with a space doomship on their tail. The doomship shoots some Bullet Bills at the Gadder. Inside everyone is panicking, especially Kooper

Kooper: AHH! We're done for!

Koops: Don’t panic.

A Banzai Bill hits the ship.

Koops: Now you can panic.

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kooper and Koops run away. Soon the ship starts rumbling. Suddenly some Koopas boarded the ship. The Toads tried to defend but the Koopas were too powerful. Then Bowser entered the ship.

***

Koops: Princess, the Koopas have boarded the ship.

Peach: Oh no! Here, take the Bowser Head plans and get to the escape pods, quickly!

Kooper: Let's-a go!!!

Peach: Quiet, you don't want Bowser to hear, do you?

Koops: Yeah Kooper. Anyway the escape pods are over there, so get in, will you?

Kooper: What about, you Princess?

Peach: I'm okay, just… go on.

Koops: Okay.

They get in the escape pods and fly off.

***

Two Koopas are looking through the window.

Koopa #1: Sir, an escape pod.

Koopa #2: Really? Hi, Mr. Escape Pod!

Koopa #1: …

***

Koopa: Sir, we can't find the plans.

Bowser: Where are the plans and what have you done with them?

Toad: The princess has them.

Bowser: Liar.

Bowser kills Toad.

Bowser: Hmmm. The princess is onboard. Find her, you jerks.

4 Koopas run off to look for her. They find here and capture here. Three Koopas return because Peach killed one of them.

Bowser: Excellent, now fly this piece of junk to the Bowser Head, and when we get there put Peach in the dungeon. Oh, and send troops to investigate that escape pod that went by.

Chapter Two

The escape pod Kooper and Koops are in crashes in Desert Land.

Koops: Great, I just hate Desert Land.

Kooper: Me too, let's go this way.

Koops: No, this way.

Kooper: I've had enough of you; go this way.

Koops: Fine, I'll go my way.

Kooper: Excellent.

Kooper walks his way and gets lost.

Kooper: Grrrrrr. Koops must've tricked me into going this way. Wait, what's that? I'd better go over to it.

***

Meanwhile, Koops is having no problem until...

Koops: Oh no! A fork in the road... and what's that?

Suddenly a group of Shy Guys come.

Shy Guy #1: Hi, do you want to find a home?

Koops: Wait, you must be spies from Bowser.

Shy Guy #2: No we're not, we're just trying to find you a home.

Shy Guy #3: So get in our Shy Truck.

Koops: Okay.

In the truck...

Koops: Kooper? What are you doing here?

Kooper: Why these nice Shy Guys are trying to find me a home.

Koops: Same here.

***

Meanwhile some Koopas have just got to Desert Land.

Koopa #1: It seems some Koopas have been in this pod.

Koopa #2: Lets find them.

***

In the Shy Truck...

Kooper: We've stopped. They must've found a home for us.

Kooper and Koops walk out.

Koops: Who are we gonna live with, I wonder?

Mario and Luigi: Us!

Kooper and Koops: Mario, Luigi? We're living with you?

Mario: Yes.

Koops: Wow.

Luigi: Well, let's get in the house.

In the house...

Mario: It's good to see you again, guys.

Kooper: Same.

Mario: Well I'd better go have dinner with Luigi.

Koops: Oh, and just to let you know, Peach has been kidnapped.

At dinner...

Mario: Did you hear Peach has been kidnapped?

Luigi: It had to happened sometime.

Mario: Yeah.

After dinner...

Mario: Where's Koops?

Kooper: He's looking for Yoshi, who's here in Desert Land.

Mario: Why's he looking for him?

Kooper: He wants help in saving Peach and taking the Bowser Head plans to the planet Yadda, where they will find a weakness in the Bowser Head and destroy it.

Mario: Then let's go find Koops.

Chapter 3:

That morning Mario and Kooper take the Red Fire (Mario's car in MKDD) to find Koops.

Mario: I see him up ahead. Let's-a go.

They go up to Koops.

Mario: There you are, now let's go home.

Koops: Not doing it.

Kooper: Why?

Koops: Not until Yoshi comes.

Mario and Kooper stare at him.

Koops: Fine, but we've got to move because there's s...s...sa...savage Goombas!!!

Hundreds of savage Goombas run down the hill.

Mario: This will be easy.

Mario jumps on them and Kooper and Koops get in their shells and attack. Mario jumps up and hits a ? Block. A Fire Flower comes out. Mario grabs it and burns the Goombas, but he soon loses his power and is outnumbered. Mario, Koops, and Kooper are surrounded until a few eggs fly by and kill most of the Goombas. The others run away.

???: You're safe now.

Mario: Who are you?

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Koops: Wow! Yoshi, I need to tell you Peach has been kidnapped and is being held on the Bowser Head. You must help us save her and go to the planet Yadda and destroy the Bowser Head because I've got the plans.

Yoshi: Good, let's go to my house. Come on!

Chapter 4:

At Yoshi's house, Mario and Yoshi are talking.

Mario: So you're saying that Bower killed his entire family except Wart and Kamek?

Yoshi: Yes, and what was strange was that Bowser had a hard time killing Ludwig, because... well... Ludwig was more powerful than Bowser.

Kooper: Impossible.

Koops: How could that be?

Yoshi: He has acid breath that melted Bowser's hand, and now Bowser has a robot hand.

Kooper: I win the bet.

Koops: There was no bet! Now die!

And Kooper and Koops have a fight and bla bla bla.

Yoshi: Who keeps talking? Die now!

Yoshi throws one of the hammers he stole from Bowser at me and glugh, I'm dead.

Mario: What's that you threw at the author?

Yoshi: A hammer. You can have it.

Mario: Cool.

Yoshi: Now Koops, what is the planet Yadda?

Koops: Plit's neighbor planet.

Yoshi: Okay, Mario, I think you should go back to Luigi. Oh, and drop me at Desert Land City on the way.

Mario: Sure.

***

At the Bowser Head...

Kamek: Let's get this meeting started. Now Bowser, what should we destroy first?

Bowser: Wherever the Mushroom base is.

Koopa #1: I believe that it's Peach's castle, or somewhere on Yoshi's Island.

Bowser: Excellent! Meeting adjourned.

***

In Desert Land, Mario is driv-

Yoshi: I thought you were dead.

I survived anyway. Mario is driving Yoshi to Desert Land City, until...

Mario: Oh no! Some dead Shy Guys.

Yoshi: I believe the savage Goombas are behind this.

Kooper: Impossible! The tracks are too large.

Koops: It was the Koopas.

Mario: If they're on the loose, they must've gotten my home.

Mario drives off alone. When he gets home he finds a note.

Mario: It says, (reading) To anyone, we blew up this house and killed Luigi. From the Koopas.

Mario looks in shock and drives back to Yoshi, Kooper and Koops. Mario gets back and finds them waiting.

Mario: Yoshi, I want to go with you to Yadda and be the hero again for vengeance.

Yoshi: Why?

Mario: They killed Luigi.

Yoshi: Then let's go to Desert Land City.

Chapter 5:

Mario and Co. have made it to Desert Land City.

Yoshi: We've made it.

Mario: Why did we need to come here?

Yoshi: To find a pilot that will take us to Yadda.

In the city…

Yoshi: There's a place where we'll find a pilot in that bar.

2 Koopas come to them.

Koopa #1: It’s Mario! Get him.

Mario jumps on the Koopas and kicks the shells into Yoshi's mouth.

Mario: Let's-a go.

In the bar…

Mario: I'm getting a drink.

Mario goes to get a drink, when a Boom Boom attacks him.

Yoshi: I'll save you!

Yoshi kills the Boom Boom.

Mario: Thanks. Let’s go find a pilot

???: I know one.

Koops: Who or what are you?

Donkey Kong: Me, and the pilot is Geno, but I must warn you: he's now got attitude.

Mario: What are you doing here?

DK: I'm now Geno's copilot.

They go over to Geno.

Geno: What up? Anyway, Mario, if you, Yoshi, Koops, and Kooper are going on, it's gonna
cost 27 coins.

Yoshi: Deal.

Geno: Good. Where am I flying to?

Mario: The planet Yadda.

Geno: Sure. I'll be at docking bay 64 on the Super Star, and DK wait at the ship.

Geno walks off.

???: Going somewhere?

Geno: Lord Crump!

Crump: I'm going to kill you and get my money from Wario this time.

Geno: As if.

Geno kills Crump.

***

Kamek: Where are those Mushrooms hiding?

Koopa: At Peach's castle, sir.

Kamek: Excellent.

***

Wario is at the Super Star with Waluigi.

Wario: Where is Geno?

Geno: Right here.

Wario: I see Crump failed in killing you, and I will get that money soon.

Geno: Here's 27 coins.

Wario: I'll get more money soon.

Mario, Yoshi, Kooper, and Koops arrive.

Mario: We must leave quick, there's Koopas on our tail.

DK: Let's hurry up then.

They all run in the ship and takeoff.

Koopa #1: They’re gone.

Koopa #2: Dang.

Koopa #1: Not good at all.

Chapter 6:

Bowser takes Peach to the center of the Bowser Head, where Kamek is waiting.

Kamek: Princess, I have been informed that Toads are hiding in your castle.

Peach: They are not. They are hiding on Yoshi's Island.

Kamek: There are no life forms on Yoshi's Island.

Bowser: Correct. Now for the surprise: we are gonna blow up Peach's castle.

Kamek: Wonderful idea, Master Bowser! Wart should be here to see it.

Bowser: He's spending time in Sub-con.

Kamek: I know. Anyway, fire the laser.

Peach: Nooooooooo!!!

***

At Peach's castle...

Toad #1: How far away do you think that laser is?

Toad #2: A trillion miles.

Peach's castle gets blown up.

***

Yoshi: Keep practicing swinging that hammer, Mario.

Mario: Done.

Yoshi: Good.

Geno (from cockpit): Get in here quick.

Mario and Yoshi run into the cockpit.

Mario: What is it?

DK: A shell fighter.

Yoshi: Shoot it down.

Geno: I can't, he flew into the Bowser Head.

All: The Bowser Head!!!

Chapter 7:

Mario: It's sucking us in.

The Bowser Head is sucking the Super Star into the docking bay.

Yoshi: This isn't good. Bowser and some Koopatrols are out there.

Koops: And two Koopatrols are coming in.

Geno: Quick! Under the floorboards.

Mario and Co. are hiding under the floor when the Koopatrols arrive.

Koopatrol: There's no one here.

Mario and Co. jump out from under the floorboards.

Koopatrols: It's Mario! Get him!

The Koopatrols get in their shells and shoot at Mario, who hammers them into DK, who punches them and kills them.

Geno: I have an idea, we'll disguise ourselves as Koopatrols using their armor, but there's only two in here.

Kooper: Hey guys, Bowser and the other Koopatrols are leaving.

Geno: Good, let’s go and take the Koopatrol disguises just in case.

Mario and Co. travel through the docking bay and go up some stairs and into a small room filled with Hammer Bros.

Hammer Bro Leader: It's Mario and others! Get them!

The Hammer Bros. start throwing hammers at the group. Kooper and Koops get into their shells and knock the Hammer Bros. unconscious, and lock the door to the room when everyone is in.

Mario: Now that we’re stuck here, Yoshi, you might as well shut down the tractor beam so we can escape.

Yoshi: Okay.

Mario: Good. Peach is here, too, so myself, Geno and DK will save her.

Koops: I found a map of this place.

Yoshi: Where's the tractor beam?

Koops: At the center.

DK: Where's the dungeon?

Koops: One floor above us. Just take the nearest elevator.

Yoshi: I'm off to the tractor beam.

Mario: Good. We need to find a way into the dungeon without getting caught. There's too many guards.

Geno: Let’s disguise ourselves as Koopatrols and make DK our prisoner.

Kooper: What do we do while you’re gone?

Mario: Take this walkie-talkie and we'll contact you if were lost.

Kooper: Ok.

***

Mario (disguised as Koopatrol): I can't see a thing in this helmet.

Geno: There's the elevator.

They go up the elevator and get out in a Koopa-filled room.

Koopa: Where are you taking this ape?

Geno: To the dungeon.

Koopa: We weren't notified. We'll have to kill it.

DK: No you won't.

DK kills the Koopas. Geno checks a computer.

Geno: Peach is in cell 128, and some Koopas are coming up here.

Mario is running to Peach's cell. When he gets there he goes into the cell to find Peach.

Peach: Mario! Is that you?

Mario: It sure is. I'm here with Yoshi, Geno, DK, Kooper, and Koops.

Peach: What about Luigi?

Mario: He's dead.

Peach: Oh well. Let's escape to Yadda.

They go back to the room where Geno and DK are.

Geno: The Koopas are just outside.

Peach: I know how to open that locked door on our right.

When Peach unlocks the door, they go through a tunnel and end up in the garbage chute.

Geno: Great, just great.

DK: Watch out for that Ptooie!

Peach: The walls are closing in.

Mario: I'll call Kooper and Koops.

***

Kooper: Mario is calling. (on walkie-talkie) Yes?

Mario: Kooper, Koops, shut down the garbage chute!

Koops: I'm on it.

Koops goes on a nearby computer and shuts the garbage chute down.

***

Geno: The walls aren't closing anymore.

Mario: Kooper and Koops did it.

***

Meanwhile, Yoshi is ducking behind crates to get to the center.

Yoshi: Finally, the tractor beam.

Yoshi goes in to the room and shuts the tractor beam down.

Yoshi: Yes! Now to go back to the ship.

***

Mario: Good thing we’re out of there.

Geno: I know the way to the Super Star from here.

After escaping some Koopas, they make it to the Super Star.

Mario: Kooper and Koops are down there.

Peach: So are Yoshi... and Bowser.

Geno: And Yoshi's battling Bowser in a hammer duel!

DK: Bowser just threw Yoshi out the window and into space.

Mario: Noooo! First Luigi, now Yoshi…

Geno: Everyone, get on the Super Star.

Everyone gets on the Super Star and escapes, followed by four shell fighters that get shot down by Geno and Mario. After that they fly down to Yadda.

Chapter 8:

Mario: I can't believe he's gone... My best friend, and also my bro...

Peach: It's okay, Mario. Bowser will be destroyed.

The team reach Yadda and are shown around the temple, and are soon shown the weakness to the Bowser Head from the plans Koops had. They must get in Mushroom, Flower, and Starman starfighters and destroy the core of the Bowser Head. Soon all Mushroomers are getting ready, with Mario leading them during the fight.

Mario: Hey Geno, are you fighting, too?

Geno: Of course not. I've got my own life.

DK: I'll help.

Geno: No you won't, now let's get going.

Geno and DK start to leave, and Mario goes over to his starfighter.

???: Hey Mario, it's me, Boshi.

Mario: Hi. Good luck in the fight.

Wedge T: It's good to finally meet you, Mario.

Mario: Thanks. Listen up, you and Boshi must follow me into the core once we takeoff. If we're in trouble other fighters will help us.

Then the fighters takeoff and start destroying the cannons, then the shellfighters.

Mario: We don't have much time, this battlestation is going to destroy Yadda.

Wedge T: More fighters coming in!

Boshi: Mario, the core is below us!

Mario: Boshi, Wedge T, follow me down into the core.

Mario and Co. fly down into the core.

***

Bowser: Hey Kamek, we should leave just in case.

Kamek: You go on, I'll stay here.

Bowser: I'm going to join the fight.

***

Boshi: Mario, I'm- Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Wedge T. turns to see Boshi has been shot by three shellfighters. One of them is Bowser.

Wedge T: Mario, he's been shot down! I is outta here!

Bowser: Wait a minute! Mario? I thought I banished him!

Mario starts dodging Bowser's shots and makes it to the core.

Bowser: I have you now!

Bowser is about to shoot Mario down until his shellfighter is shot away into space.

Geno: You're all clear, Mario! Let's blow this thing.

Mario turns to see Geno and DK in the Superstar. With Bowser out of the picture, Mario manages to destroy the core and along with it, the Bowser Head, and escapes with the Superstar and Wedge T. When they get to the planet everyone greets them. Then they have a party.

***

Bowser: Yes! The controls are working better. I'm flying back to Dark Land.

***

Geno is enjoying himself at the celebration when a Toad runs into the room.

Toad: Princess, the Koopas are attacking for what we did to the Bowser Head.

Peach: Oh no! It looks like we have to change bases. Mario, Wedge T, Geno, and DK, you all must stop the Koopa forces.

Mario: Ok, me and WT will go in our Mushroom fighters, and Geno and DK will go in the Superstar.

Peach: Good. Me and the others will escape in Shroom Cruisers.

Soon Mario and Co. takeoff and destroy all the Koopa Cruisers on the land and protect a crashed Shroom Cruiser from six Shell Walkers. Suddenly the group gets a message from Peach that she's stuck inside the base. Mario and Wedge T. find and rescue her, but the entrance is blocked by two Shell Walkers on their way out. Suddenly the Superstar comes and rescues them, and flies to the new base in Ice Land.

Bowser is working at the wood factory. That’s his occupation. But he is doing some stupid things with the wood.

Wood teacher: Now everyone, I want you all to make a log out of wood. Do not screw up. We need these logs to make a cabin. If anyone screws up, they are fired.

Bowser: Oh boy, I love playing with wood. (He cuts it very horribly and the wood teacher ends up seeing it.)

Wood teacher: BOWSER, WHAT IS THIS????

Bowser: Uh... a log?

Wood teacher: No, it's a screwed up pile of wood! You're fired! Don't ever come back here again! Why don't you go to school?

Bowser: No!!!!!!!!!!!

So then Bowser can't find a job anywhere.

Bowser: I know, I'll go back to school and learn more!

He goes to a High School.

Bowser: Well, I'm starting school all over again!

Student: Um, if you're going to start school over, you have to start at Kindergarten.

Bowser faints. He starts going crazy.

Kindergarten teacher: Hello kids, we're going to learn shapes! Bowser, what shape is this? (She holds up a circle.)

Bowser: Uh... it's a square!

Everyone laughs.

Kindergarten teacher: (Sighs.) It's a circle. Now, anyone want cookies and juice?

Bowser: Yuck, juice goes horribly with cookies. I want milk! Milk! Milk!

Kindergarten teacher: All right, you can have milk.

Bowser: Yay! Now to pick on some kids.

Bowser pulls a girl's hair.

Bowser: Your hair looks neat, I would love to pull it!

Girl: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Now Bowser goes to a boy's puzzle.

Boy: Yay! I finished the U.S. puzzle!

Bowser: Cool, then you don't mind if I take it apart, do you?

Boy: Wahhhhhh!!!! You ruined my puzzle!

Kindergarten teacher: That's it! Bowser, go the Principal's office, now!

Later...

Principal: Now Bowser, we feel Kindergarten is not that good, which is why we're sending you to High School!

Bowser: High School! I don't want to go! Wahhhhhhh!

Principal: Sorry, we have no choice.

So Bowser goes to a High School. His first class is Math.

Math teacher: Hello everyone, my name is Mrs. Crab.

Bowser: You're a crab? HAHAHAHAHA!

Mrs. Crab: That's not funny, now anyway..

.Bowser is chewing gum.

Mrs. Crab: Bowser, no chewing gum in class!

Bowser: But I'm hungry...

Mrs. Crab: You can wait until lunch and gum is not food! Now anyway, Bowser,what is an improper fraction?

Bowser: Uh, a fraction that acts immature.

Mrs. Crab: GRRRRRRR! Get out! Now!

Next class…

Bowser: Oh boy, I love Science!

Science teacher: Today we are going to disect a frog!

Bowser: I want to disect a live frog and now!

Science teacher: My name is Ms. Octopus.

Bowser: Haw Haw!!!!!! The octopus aint married!

Science teacher: Quiet you! Now before we disect frogs I need to show you something important.

Bowser: What, tentacles?

Science teacher: Never pour this blue liquid with this green liquid when doing a project or something bad will happen.

Bowser: Me wanna see!

Bowser runs up to the teacher, takes the liquids, and mixes them together.

Ms. Octopus: I hate my life.....

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: Owwww! I'm sorry.

Ms. Octopus: Get out!

Next class…

Teacher: My name is Mr. Jellyfish.

Bowser: Geez, whats with all the ocean names?

Mr. Jellyfish: Bowser, who discovered America?

Bowser: Uhhhhhhh... Ronald McDonald! No wait! Uhhhh... Ludwig! Uhhh... I know! It was Alex Trebek! He knows everything. He discovered it uhhh... last week!

Mr. Jellyfish: No, you idiot! It could not be any simpler!

Bowser: That stupid Larry! He never told me he discovered America!

Mr. Jellyfish: Larry didn't discover America! WHO IS LARRY ANYWAY? I will tell you its first name is Christopher......

Bowser: Christy McGuire!

Mr. Jellyfish: NOT CHRISTY! CHRIS! COLUMBUS! CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! SAY IT!

Bowser: It!

Mr. Jellyfish: Grrrrrrr..... OUT!

Next class…

Bowser: Oh boy, reading!

Reading teacher: My name is Mrs. Oyster, and I will be your reading teacher.

Bowser: Now this is getting serious, why are all the teachers named after sea animals?

Mrs. Oyster: (Ignoring Bowser) Now class, today we are going to read an autobiography. Bowser, can you tell us what an autobiography is?

Bowser: Uh... it's about stuff.

Mrs. Oyster: What kind of stuff?

Bowser: I'll tell you tomorrow!

Mrs. Oyster: GRRRRR! Just get out! And the book report is due next week. Here's the format! You really need it!

Bowser: Oh boy, food!

Bowser eats the paper.

Mrs. Oyster: YOU IDIOT, THAT'S NOT FOR EATING!

Bowser: It didn't taste good! Needs ketchup!

Bowser gets a book for his book report called "A-B-C of Enemies”.

Bowser: A is for the Axem Rangers, B is for Booster, C is for Chargin' Chuck, D is for...

Mrs. Oyster takes the book.

Mrs. Oyster: This book is for 3 year olds! Go pick an advanced book your age!

Bowser: I got this story. It's called "The person who created something." Well, the word something is not in the title but I just thought you'd like to know!

Mrs. Oyster: Very well, I accept. Now don't eat the next format I give you,ok?

Bowser: Ok, I wasn't hungry anyway.

Next week...

Mrs. Oyster: Bowser, you're late!

Bowser: This week I have met so many ocean critter teachers!

Mrs. Oyster: That's not a reason why you're late.

Bowser: I'm only here because a dog chased me all the way to school and I happen to be late.

Mrs. Oyster: Well, you didn't forget your book report did you? Remember, it's due today.

Bowser: Here it is!

Mrs. Oyster: Wow, this is very impressive!

A person is sharing their report.

A student: And that is how earthworms are useful in this world.

Mrs. Oyster: Thank you, Lenny. Bowser, you're next.

Bowser: Nice report Lemmy.

Lenny: My name's Lenny, not Lemmy!

Bowser: Oops, my bad Lemmy! Anyway, here is my report! It is about the inventor who created something, and I bet you're all dying to know what he created!

2 hours later...

Bowser: And this person was just so darn great he...

Mrs. Oyster: Bowser, could you please tell us who he was and what he did?

Bowser: Ok, he created... but first, his name is Dr. Stupid! And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! He created... Cow and Chicken!

Mrs. Oyster: AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT KIND OF REPORT WAS THAT? (She yells so hard her hair comes off!)

Bowser: He also created Sailor Moon, Mr. Peanut, and my favorite cartoon. The end.

A student: What's your favorite cartoon?

Bowser: I dunno!

Mrs. Oyster: I've had enough, you get an F! No wait, you get an even worse grade, a Z-!

Bowser: Awwwwww... my favorite cartoon is The Mr. Scissors Super Show!

Another student: Huh? I never heard of the Mr. Scissors Super Show or Mr.Peanut, you made those up! Sailor Moon and Cow and Chicken are real though.

Bowser: Can I have chocolate? I'm hungry from all this talking. I'm starting to sound like Morton. I can eat anything! (He eats his report) Mmmmmm...

Mrs. Oyster: Doh! What a moron!

Our story continues as Bowser goes to Language Arts, his next class.

L.A. Teacher: Hello, I am Mr. Whale. I'll be your Language Arts teacher today.

Bowser: That's it, I'm outta here! See you tomorrow!

Mr. Whale: And where do you think you're going, young man?

Bowser: I just told you, I'm getting outta here.

Mr. Whale: Oh no you're not! Sit down and take your seat! Anyway, today weare going to learn past, present, and future tense. Now what kind of sentence is this?

He writes a sentence that says "James caught the ball.”

Mr. Whale: Bowser, can you tell us if this is a past, present, or future sentence?

Bowser: Uh...

Mr. Whale: We're waiting.

Bowser: I don't think it's past, so it's either present or future. It's future!

Mr. Whale: Wrong! It's past! PAST! Now here's another sentence.

He writes on the board a sentence that says "Mark will go to the mall with his friends."

Mr. Whale: Now what is this sentence? You said it before.

Bowser: Well, I already said future, so it's past!

Mr. Whale: NO!!!!! Here's one more.

He writes on the board a sentence that says "Joe is in his room."

Mr. Whale: I'll give you one more chance, Bowser, what is this sentence?

Bowser: Since I never said future last time, it's future!

Mr. Whale: That's it! Strike 3! You're out!

Bowser: I didn't know we were playing baseball!

Next class is Computers.

Computer Teacher: Hello, my name is Mr. Dolphin, and I'll be your computer teacher.

Bowser: I'm not even gonna say anything. Oops, I said something.

Mr. Dolphin: I am going to teach you how to use a computer. First, turn it on with the button on the right of your computer. Now wait for it to load. Ok, today we're going to learn typing. And we are going to use the game "Mario Teaches Typing”.

Bowser: What the? I hate games with Mario in them!

Mr. Dolphin: (Ignores Bowser) Now, when you see a letter, type it. When you're done, then you type words. Then sentences, and so on.

Later...

Mr. Dolphin finds Bowser on the Internet.

Bowser: Uh-oh.

Bowser tries to close it, but it's too late.

Mr. Dolphin: And what is this?

Bowser: Uh... Mario Teaches Typing?

Mr. Dolphin: No! It's the Internet! Get out if you're not gonna participate!

Next class is Gym.

Gym Teacher: I am Mr. Seahorse! I am your gym teacher and we will be playing basketball today!

Bowser: All right! Basketball!

Mr. Seahorse: I will now pick two captains. They are Paul and Pam! Both of you pick your teammates. Paul, start.

Paul: I pick... John.

Pam: I pick... Scott.

Paul: I pick... Bill.

Pam: I pick... Larry.

Paul: I pick... Tom.

Pam: I pick... Melissa!

Paul: Darn it! I have Bowser.

The game starts. The referee is about to tip off, but before he can do that,Bowser takes the ball.

Referee: Hey, get back here with that ball!

Bowser: All right! I got a slam dunk!

Referee: Just because of that Pam's team gets the ball first.

Paul: Thanks a lot, Bowser. Or should I say, moron?

Bowser: I prefer Bowser, thank you.

A few minutes later, Paul's team has the ball. The score is close. Pam's team leads 12-7. Paul is about to make a 3 pointer, which should've gone in the basket. But guess what happens. Bowser blocks the ball and accidentally gives it to Pam's team.

Bowser: Uh-oh Spaghettios!

Paul: Why'd you do that?! You're supposed to block for the other team, not our team! Idiot...

Pam's team gets a 3 pointer. Paul's team comes back and gets two 3 pointers since Bowser was forced to sit on the bunch. The score is 15-13, and the first quarter is about to end. At the buzzer, Paul's team makes a 3 pointer so they get a 1 point lead! In the 2nd quarter, they score 10 consecutive points, making it 26-15. But then Bowser comes off the bench when someone on Paul's team gets an injury. Ok, let's go back to the story now.

Bowser: Hey, I'm starting to defend better! I just stole the ball!

Paul: I admit it, you're getting better.

While Bowser is celebrating how happy he is, the other team steals the ball and gets a 3 pointer, making it 26-18.

Paul: Forget it, I was wrong. The only thing I'm happy about is that we're still leading by 8 points.

Bowser: Get out of the way! Move it! I gotta get this shot! Out you go!

Bowser shoots a 3-pointer and gets it in, but a whistle blows, and it doesn't count. Bowser starts arguing. Paul makes him stop. Bowser is forced to sit down and cannot play for the rest of the quarter. By the end of the 3rd quarter, Paul's team is leading 62-56. Bowser comes back to the game, replacing Paul. Now why would they take out the captain? Who's gonna be captain now?

Bowser: Me! Me! Me! Arrrr matey!

Teammate: Not that kind of captain, you moron!

Bowser: Oh...

So Bowser's team does well and they score 5 more points, leading 67-56. But the best is yet to come!

Bowser: Yay! I got the ball! Ahhhhhh!

He trips and passes the ball to Pam's team by mistake and they get a 3-pointer. Because of Bowser's mistakes, Pam's team would make more 3-pointers and take a one point lead, 68-67.

Teammates: Ugh.

There are 10 seconds left and Paul's team has the ball. Paul comes back in the game and takes back the captain hat from Bowser.

Bowser: (Holding the ball) Hey! I want it back! C'mon!

There are 5 seconds left. 4, 3, 2, 1...

Paul tries to make an easy shot, but Bowser blocks it and tries to put it in, but it is too late! The ball comes out of the basket just when it's about to go in! And Pam's team wins by a point!

Paul: Face it kid, you'll never graduate!

Bowser: Never graduate? I'll show you! By the end of the year you'll be the one who has to repeat High School!

For the next two months, Bowser started getting smarter and does some other specials, which he at first did poorly in, but which he gradually got much better in. Then Bowser was smart enough to graduate.

It is now graduation day. They are singing the graduation song. But Bowser wants to sing a better song.

Bowser: (singing) I'm graddddddddduuuuuuattttttinnnnnngggg! I'mgraddddddduuuuuuattttttinnnnnggggg! I'm gradddddduuuuuatttttinnnnggggg tooooooodayyyyyyyy!

Teacher: And now I will be giving diplomas out for everyone, except Paul ‘cause he's being a big fat weenie who made fun of people.

Paul: Hey! I only made fun of Bowser! He deserved it!

Teacher: Shut up and go to summer school!

Paul: (mumbling) #@%%()(&$$$@#%&*)(*&^$

Teacher: Here are the diplomas with a bag of chips and a big Ice Cream Sundae as a reward!

Class: Huh?

Teacher: Ha ha! Just kidding!

Bowser: Hey, you remind me of Lakitu.

Teacher: That's because I am Lakitu!

Bowser: Whoa!

Lakitu: And now, the diplomas.

He throws them, and it has their name on it and it looks like Spinys. They're not real.

Bowser: Woohoo! Ow!!!! He runs out with his diploma. He accidentally drops it into a manhole!

Bowser: NO!!!!!!! MY DIPLOMA!!!!!! Luckily, a Koopa Troopa throws it back up.

Bowser: Thanks. I can't wait to go back home and tell my Koopalings this wonderful story.

A man comes to him.

Man: Do you know you never repeated 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, or 8th grade?

Bowser: Oh shut up! I have my diploma!

Man: But you also have to get a middle school diploma and an elementaryschool diploma. Do you have a college diploma?

Bowser: Um...

While he's thinking, he throws the man down the manhole.

Bowser: I will tell you again, be quiet!

Man: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

All 7 Koopa Kids: Where's King Dad? We're hungry!

The End

It was a average mushroom kingdom kidnaping, only this time peach was put in Bowser's library. During this time the Mario Bros. were on vacation.

Peach: The Bros. are on vacation and I'm kidnaped again! Wait... I don't need the Bros! They take forever anyway! I'll save myself!

Suddenly the Book shelf collapsed and two koopatrols come in.

Koopatrol 1#: ????????

Koopatrol 2#: What's going on in hear?

Peach: Nothing worth your life. (Shoots them with a machine gun.) Finally! I can get out of here!

Bowser and Kammy Koopa: Not so fast!

Peach: Too bad!(Jumps out the window.)

She falls until she lands on Parrakerry.

Peach: Oh, hi!

Parrakerry: Going down!

Peach:Oops.

She falls until she meets Lord Crump.

Peach: Say hello to Jadyes for me!

Lord Crump: Noooooooooooooooooo! (Shoots him with a machine gun.)

Lord Crump: Where am I?

Shadyes: Hi! (Crump screams.)

She falls yet again until she falls into the Mario's Pool.

Mario: Hi princess! Where have you been?

Peach: Shut up. (Punches Mario.)

(Dear reader, if you think that you have picked up a book with two young people with a cat, you have picked the wrong story all together. In this story you will encounter: A scary man named count Rolf, a picture of an eye, and lasagna. I have the solemn duties to write about two people and a cat. With all due respect, Gelnaly Fidget. ) It all started at Shiny Shore with a glimpse of three shadowy figures behind a rock. These figures were Violet, Klaus and Sunny.

Meowth: That's Jesse, James and Meowth to YOU!

Mr.Doe: James, I must tell you your parents died in a terrible fire.

James: Shhhhhhhhh! Were trying to ambush the twerps!

Mr. Doe: So you must live with your Count Rolf .

So Jesse, James and Meowth with Mr. Doe rode in the car the radio was singing a song from the Weirdest Elf movie.

Nustus Strass: Hello, you must be the people that Mr. Doe talked about.

Jesse: Does Count Rolf Live with you?

Nustus Strass:Oh! He's my neighbor.

Jesse, James and Meowth looked at the broken down house through the gloom. It would need a lot of paint and work just to make it a so-so rank.They got nearer and nearer to the house thinking jumbled thoughts. First impressions are very wrong things. For instance, I, myself. I met a woman named Beezus and... oh, that's just too long of a story. Now back to the main story. Yes, that story.

Count Rolf: Hello, hello, hello.

Meowth: (Gulp.)

Mr. Doe: I wish I could stay but I must return to Mucery Money...

count Rolf: No, no, no! You must stay!

Mr. Doe: But-

(Count Rolf slams the door on Mr. Doe)

Count Rolf: Now the fun starts.

Meowth: (Gulp.)

Soon Jesse, James and Meowth were in count Rolf's car going to One Last Thing store.

Count Rolf left them in the car then saw a train and the train hit them out of the car!

Jesse, James and Meowth: Team Rocket's blasting off aggggggggggggain!

Ding!

( Jesse, James and Meowth land in Lake Larrymouse.)

Jesse: Great now what now?

James: Wait! I can speak wingull! Rep rep rep! Bleke bleke bleke

( Suddenly 3 giant Wingull scoop Jesse, James and Moewth up.)

James: Did you know that giant Wingull hate onions?

Meowth: You mean like theses?

Giant Wingull: Yuck!!!

Then the giant Wingull drops them into count Rolf's boat.

Jesse: Not you again!

Count Rolf: No not me!

Jesse:??????

Count Rolf revels him self as Ash.

Ash: Thank you! Thank you! Now for the grand finale!

James: Wait we did ALL that for nothing?

Ash: Now I can turn you in to officer-

Before Ash could speak another word Jesse, James and Moewth did a backflip and landed on the

Team Rocket sub!

Jesse: Guess we got the last laugh, twerp!

Ash: Not really. Pikachu, use Thunder Bolt!

Pikachu: Pika! chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Jesse, James and Meowth: Team Rocket's blasting off agggggggggggggggggggian!

Ding!

*The End*

                                                                  By Bowser v. Koopa

Iggy: Are we there yet?

Bowser: For the 234th time, NO!

Ludwig: Whoa, King Dad is good at keeping count.

Bowser: How's grandpa and grandma?

Then Bowser makes a sharp turn and they went to being on the roof, to in the ocean.

Iggy: I don't even see them.

Bowser: Good. (Whispering) Yes! My vacation with me and Peach to Tropicana is just unfolding!

Lemmy: Hey Wendy, I bet you wear a Koopa Troopa uniform under your shell!

Wendy: Well I bet you have a mini skirt under yours!

Bowser: BE QUIET OR I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT!!

Lemmy and Wendy: .....

Larry: Hey Roy, I got a picture of you having a tea party with your Life-size Mario action figure and all your stuffed horses!

Roy: Well get this bigmouth: I have a picture of you in a diaper being bottle-fed by momma Peach in the nursery!

Larry: Hey, it's just the way I deal with stress!!

Peach: BE QUIET OR I'LL THROW MY PAROSOL AT YOU!!

Roy and Larry: .....

Bowser: (Whispering) Oh Peachy Pie, I think it's time to enroll operation Koopling distract.

Morton: Hey King Dad, why are we parked 2 inches from the Dessert land border?

Bowser: Well, Momma Peach likes free and cheap stuff-

Peach: (Whispering) (gasp!) How rude!

Bowser: -so the web site of the ship company said all Royal Koopas under 18 years get free ship rides to Tropicana if they find one snow flake in Dessert land.

Ludwig: If you want free tickets, what are you going to use the money that were going to buy the tickets for?

Bowser: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....(whispering) Peach give me something!

Peach (Whispering) I've got nothing!

Bowser: Uh........a snowblower! Yes, that's it! A snowblower!

Wendy: Wow, King Dad sure comes up with answers in the weirdest ways.

Then they all hop out and go out to dessert except Koopa kid who get his Shy-Guy charm necklace around the trailer hitch and was being pulled to the Dock.

Koopa kid: (Gasp!) Can't (cough!) breath!

Bowser: Hey, Peachy Pie, can I see the derectio-

Then Bowser flew out of the window and into a car.

Bowser: Where am I? Wait........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Daisy and Boo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

It was too easy not to know: Bowser was in Boo and Daisy's car and they were going to Tropicana too. That was just what Bowser learned inside the S.R.C. (the sassafras royal car.) And in 5 minutes or less, Bowser was driving. Now Bowser wasn't the best driver, for if it hadn't been for a local dumpster, Bowser would of destroyed a entire donut shop. Even though there wasn't much left of it. And Daisy had to apologize to the manager. (Even though she was NOT sorry)

When they reached the dock, Bowser was afraid. This was because the last time he went on a ship, he got a Fish up his nose. And by the time they got it out he was lying on the floor saying:

Bowser: Would you like some Lemon de fruit on that 10 foot cow, or some macaroni Super-glue on those pretty girls?

Ok, so maybe they really didn't get the fish out of his nose. Be this time, Bowser was back in their car and went 60m.p.h. to 0 because Bowser had to race to a parking space. Going 60 to 0 made Koopa Kid slam into the back window, which caused Peach to look back.

Peach: Wow, I didn't know that we had a Life-size sticker of Koopa Kid on the back window!

Bowser: Let's take it with us!

Back at Dessert Land...

Lemmy: See anything?

Morton: Nope. How about you Ludwig?

Ludwig: Zilch.

At the Harbor...

Peach: Hey, this one is called the Miamic!

Bowser: (Gasp!)
Peach: (Reading the warnings on the ship as they go along) WARNING: No Lifeboats. WARNING: No watertight compartments. WARNING: No Life jackets. WARNING: Rabid vacuum salesman.

Bowser: A Rabid Vacuum salesman?

Suddenly Kirby comes out of no-where and landed on Bowser and started to talk gibberish.

Kirby: Kirby, kriby, kriby!

Bowser: Get out of my way.

Bowser then throws Kirby into their room and destroys it.

The Captain of the Miamic: Sorry you will have to share the cheapest room with two other people.

Bowser: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

At Dessert land...

Morton: I've got it! I own dessert land so we just go to my castle and turn on my instant snow machine!

Larry: Great idea!

On the Miamic....

Peach: I wonder who we are sharing the room with?

Sonic and Tails: Hi!

Bowser and Peach: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ten minutes pasted and Bowser got worried about if the ship would float.

Bowser: Yahhhhhhhhh! We're sinking! Get the water pumped out of here!

Peach: The Toilet is just overflowing dear!

Bowser: What about that white thing that hit the ship?

Peach: That was just sonic when the white paint dumped all over him and fell into the water!

Back at Dessert Land...

Lemmy: Wow, that was a lot of snow!

Ludwig: Now we can go on the ship! I even framed the snowflake for King Dad!

Wendy: But how do we get to the ship?

Then they see Grandma and Grandpa on jet skis.

Iggy: Wow! I didn't know you could do that!

Grandpa: You would be surprised on other things I could do. Come on! Hop on.

The next day....

Bowser: We finally reached Tropicana!

Peach: Finally? We've only been on here one day and 14 hours.

Suddenly the Miamic hits the dock and sinks.

Peach: What will we do now?

Bowser: Use the free sample vacuums as motors!

After 15 minutes at sea, Peach has a question.

Peach: Where are Boo and Daisy?

Just then, the S.R.C. (or for now the sassafras royal boat) almost hit into them.

Daisy: Sorry sis!

Peach: As if you mean it!!

Daisy: You're right. I'm NOT sorry.

Bowser: Can you give us a ride?

Boo: We're all out of gas.

All: ...

Boo: Hey, I see a boat!

Then a ship sped toward them and the captain welcomed them.

Pinata: I heard you need a ride. T can't take you to Tropicana, but I can take you to Isle Delfino.

Bowser: Great! How much is it?

Pinta: 150 coins.

Bowser: Oh brother.

Pinata: Oh, and one more thing...incoming.

Bowser: ????

Then a brick hit him. Then he wakes up who knows when.

Bowser: How long was I out Peachy Pie?

Peach: Two hours.

Bowser: I wonder where a brick would hit one out at sea?

Daisy: (Whistling.)

Boo: We reached Isle Delfino!

Peach: (Whispering to Bowser) At least Grandma and Grandpa aren't here.

Then, out of the blue, Grandma, Grandpa, and the Kooplings go on the Island using Jet skis.

Grandpa: We finally got here!

Wendy: Finally? We've only been on the jet skis for four hours.

Boo: Now we can go to Tropicana using the jet skis!

Then the jet Skis blew up.

All: ....

When they all pulled themselves together, Bowser started to recite, O de Flower.

Bowser: O de Flower, so sweet and- (Bonk!)

A brick hit him.

Bowser: How long was I out Peachy Pie?

Peach: An hour.

About an hour and 20 minutes into the boat ride to the Hotel, it got boring.

Lemmy: 100,000,000 bottles of pop on the wall, 100,000,000 bottles of pop...

Koopa Kid: (Groan!)

Bowser: I wish something would happen.

Boo: Incoming!!

Bowser: Me and my big mouth...

Bonk!

Bowser: How long was I out Peachy Pie?

Peach: Two minutes.

At that time, they had reached the hotel.

Peach: Wow! This is a great Four star Hotel!

Then the floor caves in and Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi hop out.

Mario: We made it!

Bowser:Ahhhhhhhh!!

Peach: Quiet! You'll wake everybody! It's 7:30!

Bowser: Than Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi checking in was just a dream?

Luigi: Dream? What Dream?

Bowser: Ahhhhhhh!

While saying ahhhhhh, he crashed through the wall.

Then Larry comes out of his room.

Larry: Wa? Breakfast time?

Twenty minutes later...

Daisy: Come on, let's take the elevator.

After it hit the ground floor, it broke down.

Bowser: Great! What could be worse?

Koopa Kid: Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.

Bowser: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Then Bowser broke through the elevator door, slipped on a banana peel, hit into the manager, and went into the Ladies bathroom, and came out with purse marks.

Bowser: oooooooooooooo...

After that, Mario got his head stuck in a gum ball machine, Daisy accidently punched the manager into a punching bag machine at the arcade, Sonic and tails arrive at the hotel and challenge boo to table tennis and boo loses. But while this is happening Bowser is trying out the slots.

Bowser: What? What does triple Goombas mean?

Then loads of diapers spill out of the earnings part of the machine (where you get the money) and Bowser, and Kirby get it piled on them.

Luigi: Diapers...the perfect place to do my tap-dancing number!

As Luigi tap-dances on the diapers, Luigi's foot stomps down on Bowser's head.

Peach: Bowser where are you?

Bowser: Right hear.

Peach: Where have you been?

Bowser: Diapers. Now let's go!

Once they arrive to Peach's secret destination...

Peach: You'll love this place Bowser, I found about it online.

Bowser: What is it?

Goomba: The Brick museum!

Bowser: BRICK MUSEUM!?!

Goomba: The very first Bricks were made out of mud and clay and were used as building tools, like the way we use them today.

Ludwig: This is the best museum!

Goomba: If you go up to this exhibit, you will see that bricks were used as weapons as this reenactment shows a man using it for defense.

Bowser: At least it will not hit me!

Daisy: Watch out!

Bonk! Bowser: How long was I out Peachy Pie?

Peach: You weren't out at all dear, after the brick hit the wall, there was a Solar eclipse for 10 minutes.

Daisy: Are next stop is Bianco Hills.

After a short helicopter ride, they reached Bianco hills.

Wendy: I didn't know they had helicopter rides on Isle Delfino.

Peach: We're going to the top of the windmill to take pictures.

When they finally got to the top, a argument arose.

Bowser: Are we only taking pictures? I wanted to bungee jump with the kids.

Peach: Pictures.

Bowser: Bungee jumping.

Peach: Pictures.

Bowser: Bungee jumping.

Peach: Pictures!

Bowser: Bungee jumping!

Peach: Fine. We bungee jump. But you have to go first...now. (Pushes Bowser)

Bowser: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (Slowly fades)

Peach: There's only one thing daddy forgot.

Koopa Kid: What?

Peach: A bungee cord.

Splash!

After they get Bowser dried off, they headed to Pinta village.

Wendy: You're not scared of heights...are you Roy?

Roy: No I'm not! Except I feel strange 1,200 feet in the air.

Peach: Where's Wendy?

Daisy: I sent her to compete in a screaming contest.

Ludwig: Why did you do that for Aunt Daisy?!? Screaming awakens the-

???: Araaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!

Ludwig: -Red chain chomp.

Grandma: What does it do?

Ludwig: It chases you around the village.

All: .............Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Larry: We'll have to jump!

Crack!!

Morton: Or the main tower base will crack and it fall to the bottom.

Then, the village falls.

Bowser: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Peach: We've already hit the bottom dear.

Bowser: Oh.

Lemmy: Hey, where's Wendy?

Wendy: I'm right next to you! (Slaps Lemmy)

Daisy: Come on! Get up! There's a flying hot-tub dealership just around the corner.

Boo: That would be fun to buy.

Bowser: Hey, remember you were on Isle Delfino and I (Ahem) "Kidnaped" you and I bought a giant hot tub?

Peach: Yes.

Bowser: Well, I parked it hear for safe keeping.

In no time, they were all high in the skies.

Koopa Kid: Great backstroke Grandpa!

Wendy: Marco!

Larry: Polo!

Peach: Since when did you check the fuel gage?

Bowser: I don't need to. We have lots of gas!

Peach: Check it!!!

Bowser: Ok.

Peach: What's it on?

Then the engines stop.

Bowser: Zero.

And then it falls.....Thud!

Bowser: Ow, ow, and ow. Where are we?

Peach: Pinna Park.

Morton: Now we can ride the roller coaster!

Bowser: ROLLER COASTER!?!

Once they get in, (it took Bowser a little bargaining, a little bribing and a little begging until they got in.) the Park manager came up to greet them.

Park manager: Hello-

Bowser: Get out of the way gramps. (Kicks the manager)

Park manager: Security!

Bowser: Security? Ahhhhhhh! Electro Koopas!! We have to get out of here!

Ludwig: What if we used the roller coaster as a get-away car?

Bowser: That's a great idea!

A few minutes into the ride...

Bowser: What's that Pink thing?

Ludwig: That's my latest invention: Mecha Peach.

Daisy: It just created a gap in the rails!

Peach: We are about to go off track!

All: Ahhhhhhh!

When they land...

Wendy: Where are we?

Peach: Home! Dark land!

Bowser: We are finally-

Bonk!

Apparently a brick hit him.

                                                                   Super Daisy Galaxy

It was a normal day at the sassafras castle, until the mail came.

Parakerry: Mail- (Daisy throws a shoe at Parakerry)

Bonk!

Para kerry: I've got to get a new job. (Flies away)

Daisy: With him out of here I can look at my mail in peace. Hmm mm, let's see...Bills, Bills, Bills, Hair cream ad, Bills...what's this? it's from Mario! (opens the letter and reads it) Dear Princess Daisy, I'm on vacation, so I thought you could take over my job for a while. -Mario. How will I get to his job if he didn't give me directions!?!

Then a launch star falls out of the envelope.

Daisy: Oh, what's this? (touches the launch Star) Let's see what happens when I do this?

Then Daisy activates the launch star and goes to space to Rosalina's Comet observatory And almost died because she went from Plitt and the Observatory and didn't have much air. When Daisy first saw Rosalina she thought she was Peach.

Daisy: Peach! What are you doing hear?

Rosalina: Who's Peach? I'm Rosalina. I heard you wanted to take over Mario's job, all you have to do is launch into Galaxies and get stars.

Daisy: My bad, Peach! Now I heard that I get a lama or something to survive in deep space and make a spin attack that's special.

Pink Luma: I'm a Luma not a lama!

Daisy: I don't care you're a lama! Just show me the way to the newest Galaxies, Peach!

Rosalina: *Sigh* go to the kitchen galaxies to the right.

Daisy: Thanks Peach!

So then Daisy goes to the Bubble Blast Galaxy and mets Toad there.

Toad: Uh...hi Daisy.

Daisy: Why are you so fidgety, Toad?

Toad: Neverrr... mind that it's just the shoorm ship crashed.

Daisy: Well, if that's it I must be going.

Toad: Ahhhh! Wait!

But daisy was now in a bubble, searching for the power star. She went smoothly, too until she came to the danger parts.

Daisy: Don't touch the bomb. Don't. Don't! Don't!! Don't!!!

It did.

Pop!

Daisy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

But before she could fall into the swamp, the shoorm ship caught her.

Daisy: Thanks Toad, I didn't know the shoorm ship could be fixed so easily!

Toad: Um, *cough* yes...

So they got the Power star and went to the observatory. Then she went to a new galaxy: The Ghostly Galaxy. She started by landing on Toad's Shoorm ship.

Daisy: Funny I should be meeting again.

Toad: Yes, funny.Heh heh.

So then Daisy activates the launch star and comes onto a little planet, so, she activates the launch stars and goes to the spooky speedster's planet.

Daisy: Hi boo, how did you come hear?

Spooky speedster: Who's boo? I'm spooky speedster from New Jersey.

Daisy: YOUR A YANKEE!?!

Spooky speedster: ???

Daisy: Never mind.

Then the race started. A minute into the race, Daisy was mocking the Spooky speedster, which distracted the Spooky speedster so much, he ran into a wall.

Toad: Wow, spooky speedster got injured, so Daisy wins the race!

Daisy: (Holding up the Power star) I won!!

She then returned to the observatory. And went to Bowser Jr.'s (or to Peach, Koopa kid) air ship armada. She braved all the Dangers until she reached Koopa kid's air ship. Koopa kid was on a smaller air ship next to his grand air ship dressed up as Abe Lincoln. (Here comes the funny part.)

Daisy: (Looking at his Abe Lincoln costume) Ummmmmm...

Then Koopa Kid went into song.

Koopa kid: I'm Lincoln! (Rips off his Abe Lincoln costume reveling a Richard Nixon costume) I'm Nixon! I resigned!

Daisy: Uhhhhhhhh...

Koopa Kid: I'm Koopa kid! And I've got the Grand star!

Daisy: You do!? C'mon, hand it over to aunt Daisy.

Koopa Kid:No way not with all these bomb-ombs!

Bomb-omb General: All you sure that this will give prosperity und respect to our country, ya?

Koopa Kid: Um...yes. (Whispering) If all goes well.

Koopa Kid then threw a bomb-omb and Daisy caught it. She then threw it on the deck of the small air ship.

Bomb-omb General: Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyet!!

Koopa Kid: You mean, Nooooooooooooo!!

Bomb-omb General: Nyet, No, same thing.

The ship then blows, and Daisy gets the Grand star.

Daisy: We did it! We won, y'all!

Toad: Um... yes, *cough.*

Some ideas of this story came from Andrew Coates.

                                                Playwright by: Bowser v. Koopa

                                                 (Starts off the Play with Dixie)

It all started on a Lazy Day in the summer on a Georgian plantation...

Daisy: What do y'all want do?

Peach: Well, what do y'all want to do?

Suddenly, a cannon shot disrupted the laziness.

Peach: Oh! I forgot we were in a war.

Daisy: (Whispering) Gee, once you become a southern bell, you get dumb...

Peach: You could say the same for Tomboys!

Daisy: Y'all heard that!?!

Peach: Who couldn't?

Daisy: Hear this! (tackles Peach)

The next day...

Daisy:Sis, I was thinking...that Dixie needs us!

Peach: But we can't enlist.

Daisy: Y'all just wait and see.

The next day they both disguised to enlist.

Enlister: Nobody coming for miles to enlist!...Nobody- Oh, somebody's coming!

Daisy: I would like to enlist me and my friend here-

Enlister: Do you have country spirt?

Daisy: Of course I do! Oh I wish I was in the land-