This hash, started in May of 2003, has hosted over 49 runs, including a Halloween Red Dress Run, participation in the LSA Anaconda 10 MILER, and numerous other events.

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HASH TRASH as reported by our very own Jefe Lingua:

Hash Trash from Hash #50

HHHey Hashers!  Tuesday night was the original, never-done-before, firstest, inaugural full moon hash and also a minor milestone for the Saddam Bash Hash House Harriers, the 50th hash.  To mark the special occasion, we had a boisterous, overflow crowd of… 3.  

After a lengthy discussion about Dutch girls, exposed breasts, and red dresses, it was finally decided that Blue Velvet Bitch would be the hare, and that Jefe Lengua would lead the circle afterwards.  After BVB took off, the "pack" decided that a 15 minute head start was too generous, so they started the trail after 45 seconds.  Incredibly, the hare was still not snared on trail.

BVB’s trail was especially bad in that it was extremely long for a full moon hash.  It was at least 50 meters by my guess, maybe even 60.  I guess BVB doesn’t care about length, only girth.  Fortunately, Muff the Magic Drag Queen solved the tricky intersection at one edge of the bunker, and Jefe solved the other intersection at the other edge.  Jefe ended up being the Front Running Bastard despite never going faster that a walk.  Muff finished 2 seconds behind, good enough for Dead Fucking Last.  10 seconds later, the sirens sounded.  Jefe thought (incorrectly) that the siren meant a goal had been scored at the hockey game.

We decided we didn’t need a beer bitch for a circle (triangle?) of just three hashers, so we drug the cooler of near beer to the nearest overhead cover and conducted the circle.  Since we weren’t going anywhere until the all clear was given, hash stories involving Belgian lesbians, girls with tattoos, and what happens when a red dress run meets a wedding party were told.  Next, Ham Job was awarded the Hash-it for not adding anything to it between hashes.  Since he was not present to defend himself, the vote was unanimous.  The circle closed with an “all clear” and religion.  On-on to Hash #51, Sunday at 1800!

I put the picture of the hash flier under at the bottom of hash flash 2 in case any of you want to use it to lure more unsuspecting virgins to our pack.  Hashin's fun, but hashin with a lot of people is better.  Oh, and lets not make the next one a sausage fest.  Ladies join us.  We won't bite......hard.

For more info, please contact SaddambashH3@hotmail.com

ON ON

HHHam Job!