Skate Quotes - Season 2

...And Found

What Kate Did

Kate: You hungry? I'm just going to mash you up some fruit here. When you wake up you're going to get a kick out of me feeding you like a baby. I saw a horse. Yeah, that's what happens when you don't sleep.
[Sawyer starts to stir and whisper.]
Sawyer: [whispering]: [something unintelligible]
Kate: Sawyer? Are you awake?
Sawyer: [whispering]: [something unintelligible]
Kate: What?
[Sawyer opens his eyes and grabs Kate's throat.]
Sawyer: [whispering]: Why did you kill me? [Then yelling] Why did you kill me?

Kate: Can you hear me? Sawyer? Wayne? [Sawyer stirs] I'm probably crazy and this doesn't matter, but maybe you're in there somehow. But you asked me a question. You asked me why I -- why I did it. It wasn't because you drove my father away, or the way you looked at me, or because you beat her. It's because I hated that you were a part of me -- that I would never be good. That I would never have anything good. And every time that I look at Sawyer -- every time I feel something for him -- I see you, Wayne. It makes me sick.
Sawyer: That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Kate: Sawyer?
Sawyer: Who the hell's Wayne? [he opens his eyes] I'm in a bunk-bed?
Kate: Yeah, you're in a bunk-bed.
Sawyer: Are we saved?
Kate: No, Sawyer. Not yet.

Sawyer: You've got to be kidding me.
Kate: Air lock's over this way.
Sawyer: Come on, admit it, we've been rescued.
Kate: [exiting from the hatch door]: You got it? Sorry. Watch yourself.
Sawyer: [seeing the jungle]: Son of a bitch.
Kate: Watch yourself, okay?
Sawyer: [sitting down]: Oh, got it.
Kate: Okay.
Sawyer: Home sweet home.
Kate: Yeah.
Sawyer: I really thought you were yanking my chain. What do you keep smiling at?
Kate: You need a haircut.
Sawyer: Oh, really? [Sawyer sees something in the distance] Maybe you ought to take me back inside.

Kate: You see that?
Sawyer: If you mean the big ass horse standing in the middle of the jungle, then yeah.

Sawyer: Do you know that horse, Freckles?
Kate: Yeah, I do.

The 23rd Psalm

[Kate gives Sawyer a haircut.]
Sawyer: A little close to the ear, Freckles. You sure you know what you're doing?
Kate: Would you please turn your head.
Sawyer: Why, you ain't got a clean enough shot at my neck? I can cut my own damn hair.
Kate: You know, you don't have to be belligerent just for belligerent's sake. Everyone loves you now.
Sawyer: Bull puckey.
[We see Hurley and Michael walking by.]
Hurley: Yo, Sawyer, glad you're back, man.
Sawyer [not loud enough for Hurley to hear]: Yo yourself, Pillsbury.
Kate: See?
Michael: Hey, Kate? Hey, Locke said you were on hatch duty later. I was wondering if, uh, you mind if I go instead?
Kate: You want my shift?
Michael: Help me take my mind off things.
Kate: Sure, it's all yours.
Michael: Thanks, appreciate it. [He hesitates a moment, then to Sawyer] Glad you're okay, man.
Sawyer: Yeah. [to Kate] Don't even say anything.

  The Hunting Party

The Long Con

[We see Sawyer in his tent putting things in order after Jack's ransacking. Kate approaches.]
Kate: I like what you've done with the place.
Sawyer: Maid's day off. [He tries to pick up a shirt, but Kate's standing on it] You want to move?
Kate: I heard Jack took your pain killers.
Sawyer: Well, I guess me and the Doc are on the outs. One less Christmas card I'll have to send this year.
Kate [tossing down a magazine]: Maybe that'll cheer you up. It's from the hatch. I know you're hard up for new reading material.
[The magazine is a woman's magazine called Elegant.]
Sawyer: Well, as much as I'd like to learn to feather my hair, I lost my damn glasses on the raft. You want to read it to me? [Kate looks at him like he's crazy] What, you got an appointment or something?
Kate [finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.
Sawyer: This ought to be good.
Locke [passing by]: Morning.
Kate: Hey, John.
Sawyer [suggestively]: Now, there's a sensitive man.
Kate: Claire asked him to sleep down here.
Sawyer: Come on. Locke's got himself needs -- just like anyone else.
Kate: Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.
Sawyer: I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-Lulu didn't ask me to join their revolution. [Kate looks surprised] What, you didn't hear about their little army? I guess I'm not the only one on the outs with the Doc.

[We see Sawyer and Kate sitting outside Sawyer's tent. Sawyer scrambles to get under the tarp because of the rain.]
Sawyer: Oh, man. It's really coming down. Get under here, Freckles.
Kate: I like the rain.
Sawyer [dragging Kate into the tent]: Yeah, me too, if I'm under here.

[On the beach we see Sawyer polishing his rifle. Kate approaches.]
Kate: How'd you do it?
Sawyer: How'd I do what?
Kate: Locke said that he left you in the hatch when he went to hide the guns, and we both know you can't track worth a damn. So, how'd you get them?
Sawyer: A magician never tells his secrets.
Kate: You played us. You played me. All that stuff you said about Ana-Lucia -- you knew I'd go to Jack; and you knew I'd ask you to go to Locke.
Sawyer: Now, how in the world would I know all that?
Kate: Did you have anything to do with Sun?
Sawyer: What kind of person do you think I am?
Kate: What kind of a person do I think you are? I don't think this has anything to do with guns, or with getting your stash back. I think you want people to hate you.
Sawyer: Good thing you don't hate me, Freckles.
Kate: Why do you have to do this?
Sawyer: You run. I con. Tiger don't change their stripes.

Maternity Leave

[We see Sawyer reading a book near his tent on the beach. Kate approaches.]
Kate: I need a gun. And you don't get to ask why.
Sawyer: Well, Thelma, seeing as I got all the guns, I do get to ask why.
Kate: No, you don't.
Sawyer: Yes, I do -- watch. Why?
Kate: Just give me a gun, Sawyer.
Sawyer: Check it out -- I found a new pair of glasses damn near my prescription. You like 'em?
Kate: Alright, I'm going into the jungle to track down Rousseau.
Sawyer: The French chick? What for?
Kate: Claire thinks she knows where there might be some medicine. The baby's sick.
Sawyer: Well, hell, I got medicines.
Kate: She thinks he's really sick -- as in quarantine sick.
Sawyer: What do you think?
Kate: I think she's a little too worried, but she's going after Rousseau with or without me.
Sawyer: No boys allowed, huh? [Kate shakes her head] Alright, what do you want -- 9 millimeter or rifle?
[Kate smiles]

Dave

[We see Kate with some crutches at the beach talking to Sawyer.]
Kate [amused]: So, he just attacked you, huh?
Sawyer: Try to contain yourself, Freckles.
Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.
Kate: Seriously though, why would Hurley of all people...?
Sawyer: I've got no idea. I didn't do nothing. He just Hulked-out on me.
Kate: For no reason at all?
Sawyer: Okay, you walk off and have yourself a nice long giggle. But steer clear -- the man is crazy.

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Jack: I can make her confortable.[looks at Sawyer] But I don't have what I need.
Sawyer: Why you looking at me? I gave you all the damn meds 2 days-
Jack: The heroin, Sawyer.
Sawyer [sighs]: Gimme 20 minutes
Jack: Kate's gonna go with you.
Sawyer: It doesn't take two people to -
Jack: Kate is going with you!
Kate: what are you talking about, why would he need me to go with him?
Sawyer: Jacko here knows the heroin is in my stash, with the guns. So I can either show you where it's at or let poor Libby suffer...that pretty much it, doc?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it
Sawyer: Let's go, Freckles
[Sawyer walks out and Kate follows him]

[We see Kate and Sawyer heading for Sawyer's tent on the beach.]
Kare: I'm curious about something.
Sawyer: Yeah, what's that?
Kate: How did Ana Lucia get your gun?
Sawyer: I don't know, she must have lifted it off me
Kate: She pick-pocketed your gun? How did do that?
Sawyer: Well, if I knew how she did it she wouldn't be able to do it, now, would she? [He raises the tent tarp and motions for Kate to get inside] After you.
Kate: I thought you were taking me to your stash.
Sawyer: Do you have to make everything so damn difficult? Just go in.
[They go in. Sawyer lifts up a piece of wreckage and reveals his stash.]
Kate: You kept the guns here. All this time, right under you
Sawyer:Fooled you, didn't I?
[He hands her a statue and they exit the tent. Hurley approaches.]

Live Together Die Alone

[We see Michael, Sawyer, Jack, Hurley and Kate walking through the jungle. Sawyer sees a doll and starts to reach for it, but Kate stops him.]
Kate: Don't even think about it. It's a trap -- a net. Rousseau's got them all over the island.
Sawyer: How the hell would you know that?
Kate: I tripped one with Jack. We ended up -- never mind. [Sawyer chuckles] What?
Sawyer: When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net I thought he meant, uh -- something else.
Kate: Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?

Sawyer: So, these Others, you think they're left over from the Dharma folk?
Michael: I don't know, man.
Sawyer: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards -- their heads are made of pathetic.
Hurley: Prosthetic, dude.
Sawyer: You can't even spell and now you're correcting me? What do you think, Freckles?
Kate: Just keep moving, we're being followed.
Sawyer: What?
Kate [stopping to pretend to tie her shoe]: Just keep smiling. There's at least two of them across the river. In about 5 seconds I'm going to turn the tables on them. [she pulls her gun out]
Sawyer: Wait a second.
Kate: You in?
[Kate and Sawyer starts shooting. Sawyer hits one and the other one runs.]