SuperPope's YouRant on Valentine's day and on poetry!
Big huge major note here: I did not write anything that's written in italic. This is SuperPope's work altogether. Yes, I know the poetry thing is on YouRant, but I get the impression that no one reads that anyway, and his masterpiece should not be missed. So behold!
The main problem with valentines day is that everyone decides that this is the day to be romantic. They buy their girls flowers, chocolates, jewelery, the fucking works. There's just one problem with this: if you're buying her all this stuff because it's valentines day, then it's not that romantic is it assholes? Last valentines day, you know what I did? I gave nothing. No girl got anything from me. I just sat back, and I enjoyed their gifts to me, which came mainly in the form of sex. Except for that one girl. All she got me was a blowjob. I got back at her though and came in her hair. But the point is that valentines day is actually a very un-romantic day, and therefore anybody acting romantic on valentines day should be shot.
Poetry is for those who want to write music, but don't have the talent. I mean, all the time I hear about some girl getting moist because her boyfriend wrote her a poem. So what? If she's moist from a poem I bet she'd have a full out orgasm if someone wrote her a song. And another thing is, it doesn't even need to be a good poem. Most of these poems sound about as good as the sound a baby makes if you punt it over a football field. And not nearly as satisfying. To wrap it up, if you write poetry, read poetry or listen to poetry, then you are a waste of air and your ancestors should be shot.
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