Stroooopwaffles? What the fuck!?
Jezus Christ, all you Americans are really being stupid assholes right now. Is it like this everytime you discover some new type of food? Before you read this great article any further, I advise you to watch this video on which this rant is based: Click for the video
Yeas it's on a blog but still. The correct way to eat a "strooooopwaffle"? Jeez, the translation is Syrup Waffle, so just call it that already and don't malform the word to fit your own stupid speech disorder. And guess what you dickweeds. There isn't a "correct" way to eat the goddamned things. True, they're all delicous as hell when they're warm, but here's tip. Buy one at a stall, and you get a syrup waffle twice the bloody size, WITH all the warm goodness! Bet you didn't think of that yourselves now did you!?
And isn't America supposed to be the land where everything's technologically advanced? I mean, I'm sure you guys have microwaves over there. So how about, instead of putting a syrup waffle on top of your cup of tea/coffe/whatever bullshit you drink, put it in the microwave! It not only takes much less time that way, you also effectively eliminate the problem that the waffle may actually fall into your cup of steaming goodness! Another fail proof solution as even I, the Master of Disaster can do it without fail!
You Americans make good laughing material I have to grant you that. However, if you realy want to taste the ultimate goodness that is a syrup waffle just do with it what you do with any other type of food! Stuff it in your enormous pie-hole as fast as you can and promptly ask for more! It's really simple! I mself for instance, do it daily! Twice! I really can't imagine how you'd try to eat other kinds of food though. You'd probably try to eat a frikandel or a kroket (search wikipedia for info) while still frozen or something. Or eat an entire piece of "amandel speculaas" whole. I tried the latter and much of the goodness didn't register sadly. Or how about the classic that many people here in Holland also struggle with: First eat all the icing of a "roze koek" and then whine and moan that only the cake's left! You people are really stupid.
I don't really feel like putting pictures of all the goodness I talked about here. Just google the words between quotes and you should get some sort of result. And now I'm hungry again, I wil get myself a delicious syrupwaffle. Hmmm....