An update on my life.
An update on my life. Whoopy-fucking-doo. Let's see what happened the last week... Oh yeah. The following.
I finally finished my finals. Hurray for me because this means I finally get to leave fucking highschool. I really hated that place. It was the single most corrupted company in the entire world. I showed them though this last year. For one I broke a lock. I once again truly showed that I am the Master of Disaster when they asked me to open a lock. I got the key, slammed it into the lock and it broke, with one piece still in the lock. It took them about three or four hours to take the door out, and God knows what happened after that. It was fucking hilarious though. I didn't even have to pay for it or anything. Really awesome.
But that's not the only thing though. I got away with loads of crap. And not stupid little stuff like not doing your homework, but things like fucking with the teachers mind, so they will give you a week extra to do a report. Things like that. They retaliated though, by giving me loads of crap assignments, and even denied me my oral exams in Dutch. But I got back at them and gotthem anyway. I rule.
Oh well, at last I'll be away from the shitfest that's called highschool. Finally I can go do whatever the fuck I want. I don't have to take anymore bullshit from stupid teachers and stuff. No more stupid whining about shitty little things while the rest of the class gets away with the same things. No more shit subjects that won't be any use to me in the real world anyway. No, fuck that, I won't have to worry about stupid assignments.
After the ceremoney in which I will get my hard-earned diploma, I'll tell them to go screw themselves and then set the school on fire. Also, I'll saw in a big huge tree and drop it on the school. That'll teach them.