I'm going away for a while.
Nah, just kidding. I am kind of busy though, lately, thinking of money making schemes, pissing off teachers in the last few weeks before school ends for everyone, and writing a book. Oh and I passed my finals by the way. That gave me a free ticket to beer town, and so Thursday and Friday I got pissed. Big time.
Anyway, you might be expecting a rant here, but in all honesty, I'm trying to save those for my book. Yes I'm really writing a book. Sort of. It's more like a collection of rants/satirical stories. It will include videogame reviews, punching hobo's, Senior year in Holland, punching more hobo's, an airplane ride and punching even more hobo's! And much more! How cool is that. And when I'm out of idea's to write something, I go write something else. A story. Not a rant, so the story is just plain borng. But still it's fun to lead mass slaughters in Rome: Total War and then write about them. What's not to like!? And when I'm tired of mowing down armies of Gauls/Spaniards/hobo's I go play Guitar Hero. I also own a real guitar and I know how to play it so don't go emailing me saying I shouldp lay a real one. Dicks.
Also, a friend gave me an idea for a rant that could not possibly be in the book so I'll just post it up here. So you get a rant after all. You spoiled bastards.
Ninjas and Pirates.
I'm sick and tired of this whole debate about who's better. Ninjas or Pirates. Truth be told: they're each others' equals. They were founded by the same exact person. Namely your ruler, me. I founded them so they would fight together against the troubles in the world, troubles like hobo's and hippies. This race was known as the Ninjapirates. Thilo, of Thilo's page (that's what he calls it now right?) is the last known descendant of this noble race.
However, some ninjapirates excelled at sailing, and plundering and raping and stuff, and they started calling themselves simply pirates. The land Ninjapirates, who excelled at hiding and flying and assinating and stuff, seperated from the pirates and called themselves the Ninjas. Over the course of a couple of hundered years, the Ninjas migrated towards Japan, and the Pirates sailed to the west to the carribean which explains how Jack Sparrow got there, although I must say he probablycertainly isn't a descendant of the actual pirates, but of the wannabe pirates like Blackbeard, Bluebeard and Guybrush Threepwood.
This would be great you might think. The Pirates would now be able to kill the hobos on the sea while the Ninjas would do the same on the land. When all hobos hippies, politically correct bastards and soccer moms were dead however, there was no one left to kill. I designed the Ninjapirates to be killing machines however, and this is how the raging war between ninjas and pirates began. Meanwhile however, while they were killing each other, the stupid people all came back, and the hobos, hippies, politically correct bastards, soccer moms and of course you, now litter the earth once again. Therefore I ask of all pirate's and all ninjas to stop your fighting and do what you were designed for. Kill the stupid people!
Hey I never said It'd be a good rant. Oh well be glad you get something you ungrateful dick. I've got a book to write anyway. And a plastic guitar controller to play. both of which are equaly fun. I should hiretake a monkey or a hobo so he can type my rants, while I play Guitar Hero. That'd be awesome.