The truth about MTV.
Goddammit, fucking MTV I fucking hate you! I hate you and your "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and your bullshit "Jackass" and more of that bollocks. Is that you hate me so much that you keep repeating this shit all over? Well I guess that could be the case but still. Goddammit.
It all started when I heard what the Senior Prank committee had decided to do as a prank. Theydecided to do a fucking prom. A PROM!? Goddmanit I hate proms! I've never been to one because guess what? They don't exist here in Holland. And there's a fucking reason for that you fuckwits! Holland's famous for three things. Hookers, blow and nt having proms! However they watched too much MTV bullshit along with many hours of Lizzie McGuire bollocks has corrupted their minds to the point that they think they live in a goddamned MTV serie in America.
And that's when it hit me. MTV is actually all part of an pro-American propaganda scheme and started by Bush sr. befor he was in office. When they noticed that stupid bullshit videoclips didn't work anymore they decided to switch over to bullshit series in which dumbass teens play the lead characters. This way the could brainwash dipshit teens into thinking the american life is the way to go! You might think that other people see through this bollocks, but apparently they think it's cool to listen to bullshit music and watch bullshit series even though they know it's bullshit but they watch it anyway because all their dumbass bullshit friends watch it as well. I didn't think anyone but Americans could be so stupid. It's basically the same kind of people who think the bullshit in romantic comedy's can actually happen.
So basically my senior prank isn't going to be a prank at al thanks to fucking MTV. Really I think my idea of letting three pigs loose in the school and maring them with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 is much better. But hey who am I? After all I don't watch bullshit shows like My Super Bullshit Sixteen, in which spoiled brats get a $100.000 car and whine because it isn't the $150.000 car they wanted. Or maybe Jackass, which Maddox so accurately called "the show named after its audience". Or maybe Pimp My Ride in which everone thinks they're "bad-ass nigga's yo!" because some stupid black rapper comes along to steal their car(figures) and goes on to completely fuck it up, even worse than it was before! And my personal favorite Room Raiders in which stupid biches/assholes get to raid the rooms of three other bitches/assholes, but not before the producers planted some nasty porn in every room! Fun for the whole family! And on the end the stupid bitch/asshole can choose one of the other three bitches/assholes to go on a date with. BASED ON THE FUCKING ROOMS! Damnit. It would be fun if two of the assholes/bitches were fugly nerds and the third one real hor like, but all the bitches/assholes are all good-looking! Jezus they really don't know how to make a good show in America.
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to live with it. When I'm finished taking over the world I'll ban MTV anyway. Along with shitty music. And as for the fucking prom; me and a friend will go in a suit, sunglasses, earpiece and walkie-talkies and be like security so we won't have to do any bullshit dancing or stuff like that. Beat that!