Dangerous cult is dangerous!
The religion for celebrities, or better yet the cult for celebrities, also known as the Cult of Scientology (or Co$ for short) is suffering from a wave of protests from the members of Anonymous. Project Chanology is a great succes worldwide, and isn't going to be stopped anytime soon.
I can only applaud the efforts of Anonymous. They are doing it for great justice. Bringing down one of the richest cults in the world isn't exactly easy. But I stand with Anonymous. This deangerous cult must be stopped. I mean they must be dangerous, what with Lisa McPherson, L. Ron Hubbards own bloody son, and God knows how much more people got killed by members of the Co$.
But as this is a site on which I rant about stupid things and not promote good causes like Project Chanology, let's get to the ranting shall we? Obviousely if we look at Scientology, mankind can be a hell of a lot more stupid than I once thought. I mean come on. It takes OVER $300.000,- to become an OT III (whatever that means) And then, you get to hear a bullshit story about some guy Xenu and how he set up us the bombs and blows up earth and God knows what bullshit happens next. At least 100 dipshits believe this and are dumb fucking assholes. They don't quit Scientology because they already invested a XBOX HUEG amount of money in it, and hey, maybe something good will come from it!
Well guess what you bunch of cocks! Nothing good will happen because it's all a scam and you're too goddamn stupid to see through it! I mean come on! L.Ron Hubbard himself stated: "If a man truly wants to be rich, he has to start his own religion" or something like that. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID! Not only should this be enough to puke out the $cilons and stomp on them for the lulz, but consider this. L.Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer. That means he wrote bullshit about UFO's and stuff which will neve happen because obvious bullshit is obvious. Although not obvious enough for some people as they join the $cilons on their crusade to fuck up the world. The whole Scientology cult is based upon fucking science fiction! When you see it, you will shit bricks. Especially after all that money you put into it.
And what the fuck's up with their disconnect policy? You can't hang out anymore with sane people who think Co$ is bullshit? Come on do you want to keep your stupid followers stupid? As much as I think stupid people should be shot into the sun, I also think they should at least try to be less stupid. But they won't even give them that chance! No medication for you! No psychriatic help for you guys! You're $cilons now and you'll do as we say, or you'll be considered fair game! HA! Fair game! You can lie to them, sue them or even destroy them, because they aren't stupid enough to believe in your bullshit cult? God you fucking $cilons make me sick.
Well after this rant I'll inevitably be labeled an SP. You know Suppresive Person. Oh well, Anon is legion. It does not forget. It does not forgive. May 10th people, that's the next protest date! For info check www.xenu.net or Encyclopedia Dramatica. Also can you find all the (variations of) memes I put in this article? Probably not.