50 things I hate..
This is going to be a very hard article. I mean really, narrowing down everything I hate to a mere 50 things. But I'll be damned if I'm not going to try this anyway. Also, cookies are great.
1. Teachers. Teachers are the root of all evil and should all be destroyed. We can live without them, trust me!
2. Schools. They're nothing more than expensive ways to spend taxpayers' money on nothing at all! Believe me I learn more on the internet everyday, than I've learned in my entire five years of highschool! Jeez.
3. Hip-hop. Do I really need to esxplain this? How the heck can anyone call that shit music!? It's simply impossible and if you like it, you should be shot. Twice. In the ass.
4. Rap. See Hip hop.
5. R&B. See Hip hop.
6. Mimes. If you can make a living doing shit like that, we all know the world is a really fucked up.
7. Animal Rights activists. What is wrong with them that they think animal's lives are worth more than human lives? Jeez.
8. Banana's. Because well... they're yellow. Every respectable fruit is either green or red. Not yellow.
9. People that are younger than me. They never have a clue what they're talking about.
10. People who are older than me. They always think they know everything better.
11. People who protest against stuff. Because these kind of people always seem to think that someone apart from them, gives a shit. Unless of course, it's school.
12. Stupid people. Self explanatory I think.
13. McDonalds. How many times do I have to tell you? THEY DO NOT SELL FOOD! Jeez.
14. Stupid wannabe-comedians. You aren't funny. Shut the fuck up. Kill yourself.
15. Jumpstyle. I hate jumpstyle. Stupid, stupid people.
16. Media Markt. Home to the most shittiest of employees. Ever.
17. President Bush. Making America look stupid since 2000.
18. America. Is it just me, or does it seem that everything evil comes from there?
19. Emo's. Self explanatory.
20. American football. Basically rugby for pussies.
21. Urban talk. IT ISN'T A BLOODY DIALECT YOU BUNCH OF WANKERS!
22. Valentine's Day. The biggest commercial shitfest to ever hit the world.
23. Dollars. My Euro's are much more worth anyway. Ha!
24. Scientology. The biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard of.
25. Keyboads(musical). My sister keeps playing it and it's driving me mad.
26. Keyboards(the one for your computer). The allow typo's to be made. God I hate typo's. Stupid keyboard. I've got to admit that they're good for ramming through a monitor though. And through a teachers head.
27. Dutch. The most useless subject in school, as I have spoken it for as long as I was alive. Same thing as teaching English in England or German in Germany.
28. Webcams. They never work when you need them to work. Until you're undressing yourself. then they suddenly do work. Stupid things.
29. Celebrities. For some reason, the most popular persons on the world, are also the most stupid persons on the world.
30. MTV. Musical Televisionary Vomit. Stupid teenage girls watch it too much, and now the party commision wants to have a typical american style prom. That brings me to my next point.
31. Proms. We live in fucking Holland! If it's famous for anything except hookers and blow, it's NOT HAVING PROMS! God I fucking hate proms.
32. Emotional television. You know, like Dr. Phil or Oprah winfrey and stuff. The sould make an entire television channel with only "emotional television" and they could call it "Shitefest TV".
33. Ping Pong balls. The fucking things always get lost. No exception.
34. People without a sense of humor. For these people is the following message: Fuck you.
35. Rule 34. I've been scarred for live thanks to it.
36. Shades. I'm real good at breaking them. Stupid shades.
37. France. God I hate France. And of course the French. Why do they refuse to speak English? What a bunch of twats.
38. Wapanese. The only persons who like to think they're Japanese, are people who do not have, in any way, a culture of their own.
39. Gangsters. You know the kind. If you don't know the kind I'm talking about you should watch a random rap/hiphop video. With the music turned off of course.
40. Battletoads. Goddamnit that game is so fucking hard.
41. Comic books. The stupid ones that is. You know with all the faggotry.
42. Tay Zonday. Faggotry incarnate that is. Jezus Christ, what has evolution done!?
43. Too much bullshit on cellphones. I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's not needed you assfucks, so why is it there!?
44. Fjortisars. The ugliest species known to mankind. Also the most stupid of species in the universe.
45. Hippies. God why do they exist? Can't we just do a big huge major holocaust on them? Either that, or kill them.
46. Hypocrites. Can't they just think before they speak? Obviousely not.
47. People who don't know how to write proper English. Look, a typo here and there is okay. But especially things like typing your instead of you're really pisses me off. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
48. Nunchuks. Goddammit, I keep hitting myself in the face with those damn things.
49. Religion. No I don't want to "find God" and I certainly don't want to blow myself up for God knows how many virgins.
50. You. Unless you're someone who I really like, I probably hate you as well.
Whoo hoo! I did it! Narrowed everything down to 50 things I hate! Ha! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go and eat some delicious syrup waffles.