The Society of Lunatics
MEMBERS
Each member that has won the Witty and Weird Award a.k.a. WAWA has a star beside their name.
Empress of Oddities - Minerva L. L. Evenstar from Jersey, England
Cayley FROM THE STATES in California is on a permanent sugar high
Oddball FROM PLANET 'EYEBALL' yodels w\ TinkerBell w\out insurance
Maggy FROM THE STATES is violent and a masikist (Not a good thing!)
*Fidel FROM ENGLAND tap dances to rock music
Cerin FROM LITHANDIL truly has pointy ears
Amara FROM THE STATES sucks on lemons
Lillian FROM ENGLAND has 13 siblings & can remember all of their names/b-days
Ilana FROM THE STATES dresses as Harry Potter and uses a wand (or tries to)
Juliet FROM SCOTTLAND sings Japanese music backwards
Star FROM IRELAND enjoys licking envelopes
Pieter FROM THE STATES memorised 60 #s in pi
Kim FROM BHUTAN has 'De Ja Vu'...and a spelling problem
*Kisou FROM THE STATES named calculator Seamus Finnegan
Noel FROM ENGLAND favourite holiday is Boxing Day
*Gwennie FROM CANADA inspired "Witty and Weird Award"
Rebecca FROM THE STATES wears cloak everywhere & yells in Elvish when people mention cloak
*Zetera FROM IRELAND loves Remus as much as me
wizgal FROM CANADA lives to read crossover fan fictions
Danno FROM THE STATES is happiest when reading sad tales
*Kitty FROM AUSTRALIA loves My Fan Fiction WAY too much!
Jynx FROM ENGLAND climbs lots of trees
Tricia FROM THE STATES names pets after Harry Potter characters
Soldier of Insanity FROM AUSTRALIA vexes neighbours by howling at full moon
Jenny FROM THE STATES is fond of phoenixes
Cayley FROM THE STATES in California is on a permanent sugar high
Emily FROM ENGLAND is happily married to a sock named Harry
Maya FROM BABYLON says "You are a kumquat and that is all you'll ever be - a kumquat" & wears cat ears to school
Morrigan FROM THE STATES acts like Gillian's twin (Does everyone know who Gillian is? No? She's the person who invented cheese. Do you believe me? You shouldn't...)
Liffy FROM OZ manages Splatfrog Productions and aspires to take over the globe with fluruo green putty.
MOST OF THE MEMBERS CAN READ THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE I RECIEVED IN A FORWARDED E-MAIL:
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Would you like to become a member of the Society of Lunatics?
Send me an e-mail with "Society of Lunatics" as the subject; explaining why you have an insanity different from the other members (a good sort of crazy, like obsessed with a fictional character, not a psycho murderer or something) and where you are from, and I shall consider it, however, please be not offended if I reject you.
NEVER BE NORMAL
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