Hello this is the one and only (probably not only) Samsclub......not the store
we have shutdown for some time now and I have decided to reopen the club
so if you are interested in joining call 1800-call-sam or 1-888-858-888 or just talk to Me Scott or Mr Rudolf
so take a look around hope you like My site. And remember it's............Not the store.
ur mother is a hamster and ur father smelt of elderberries....now go away or i will taunt u a second time! 
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