Rechts
Welcome to Rechts! This part of the site is more or less dedicated to humor. Why the name? Those who have studied their German may detect a pun with having Links followed by Rechts. (links='to the left', rechts='to the right')
Thanks for all those who have submitted stuff to Rechts, and thus have helped in making the world a more laughable place. If you have something that might make a nice addition (humorous chainletters, amusing anecdotes, interesting stories) go ahead and send it over to (salyshade@hotmail.com). You don't need to know me personally to participate.
Tip: when going through individual Rechts pages, use the return key. The link at the end of each page will take you to the top of this one (instead of the passage where you were).
From Salysha et al
"While you were sleeping, I’m still your earring"
Misheard lyrics archive! Please participate by sending misheard lyrics of your own.From Salysha
Improtant Rseearch
This is a good one.Salysha’s Namesake
This is so humiliating... What a web search can reveal...Satu
Just peachy... even my real name isn't left alone. This is some stupid association.Oval Office
You know this. I got three copies during one day. Mr. Bush speaking with his advisor.Beware of the Trojans
The famous Trojan horse makes a comeback in form of a modern hoax warning.How to Use the F-word
The title is self-explanatory. Taken from an educational t-shirt. Not Monty Python's legendary "The usage of the word f***."The Torture Chamber
Warning: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious physical injury. I believe entering The Torture Chamber can seriously traumatize you. The contents of this page may annoy the living hell out of any sane person. You have been warned."Educated" English and Spellcheckers
Anyone else think that English grammar is going down and fast? Here is the proof. Updated on March 26, 2003.13 Rules for Successful Writing
Good advice for better writing. Tongue-in-cheek.From Steggi aka Ellie Maxwell
Stella Awards
Another proof of human stupidity. Cf. Ig Nobels and Darwin Awards in Links.Males and females having conversations
Poor guy just can't *get* enough... ;)From Yami-Lij
Euphemisms for Staff Appraisal Forms
How blondes print Word documents
Educational photo.Comfort of Wheels
Please don’t tell me that these are becoming common.Jenna
The sickest chainletter I've had the pleasure to receive. Similar to Bloody Mary.Thanks loads for sending this, Yami-Lij... MTFBWY
(may the force be with you)Orange Alert
Duct tape?NASA
Space exploration can be awfully expensive.Chris Rock's Quote of the Day
Similar to "Only in America."Only in America...
Once upon a time...Labels
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. See also DumbWarnings.comFrom shuntbumps
(FanFiction.net Profile >>shuntbumps)Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Fun Things to Do During an Exam You're Going to Fail Anyway
George W. Bush Quotes
Bush-bashing unites the world...From Charnah (formerly known as LKS)
Bloody Mary
Strictly personal notion: Why do people think of me whenever they receive sick chain letters? Similar to Jenna.From Croup
F***ing
Please, let this be a photo manip. Road sign from Austria, or so it seems.Frodo has failed
Bush-bashing continues.From Sarah (Sarya)
UPDATED! Computer Instructions
Must be made for Einsteins, these computer manuals. With an addition from Lisa (Mousie).
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