A few notes before you order...
Why another b-movie site?I know that's what you're asking yourself, and the answer isn't simple, because I don't really have an answer. I've been inspired by others and decided instead of just dreaming about it, to just go ahead and do it. Along with my hostess (the missus), we're going to pick on movies that (for the most part) deserve it.
Some of these movies may be off the beaten path, and some may be more "mainstream". However, with the disappearance of "mom & pop" video stores, we won't have the same movies the other sites have. A lot of our stuff will probably be DTV (direct-to-video) fare picked up at the local video store.
As the site grows, hopefully so will our readers, and as the site grows we hope you'll keep coming back for more. I can't promise you when updates will be made, we'll shoot for once a week, and barring unexpected circumstances we most likely will meet that goal.
I will warn you now, some of my reviews contain spoilers, for one of two reasons. One: the "spoiler" in question may be so obvious that even a blind man could see it coming. Two: to save you the trouble of watching the film yourself. If you MUST see the film don't say I didn't warn you. The surprise in case two is also one of those things that comes out of left field and leaves you scratching you head saying "Huh?". You've been warned.
I don't get philosophical either, I'm no psychologist, nor do I pretend to be, the opinions expressed here by myself and the missus are ours and ours alone and we leave you to make your own decisions to see the movies in question. Yadda, yadda, yadda. You know the deal. The management takes no responsibility for any psychological scars you suffer from actually viewing the movie yourself.
We don't offer barf bags either.
The Rating System
Here at "I Can't Believe I Watched the Whole Thing" , we dont use stars or smiley faces or thumbs up or any of that crap. If you haven't gotten the clue already, the name of the game is...FOOD!
So below is our own homegrown recipe for grading movies .This is not your mama's meatloaf, or your granny's cooking, so sit up straight and keep your elbows off the table.
Have a nice day!
So below is our own homegrown recipe for grading movies .This is not your mama's meatloaf, or your granny's cooking, so sit up straight and keep your elbows off the table.
Have a nice day!
Champagne:
This is the good stuff, the Creme de la Creme,
The King of the Mountain,
Top of the Heap,
Best of the Best, etc
.....you get the idea.
Hamburger:
This is the kind of movie that fills you up.It's not perfect but it's generally satisfying
and gets the job done. The McMovie if you will...
Pizza:
This is middle of the road material. It's not the greatest movie ever made
but its not the worst either. If you can
ignore the anchovies (plot holes) then
it's not so bad.
Mac and Cheese:
It's cheap, it's easy, and its better than spending
the day organizing your
sock drawer...nuff said.
Four words: So Bad It's Good!
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