This is our latest and best song. it such a catchy tune that people are always hypontised after hearing it. it has not been played at a concert but it won't be long. you will know when we have played it because it will rock your jocks

yeah, wee dont play this song anymore. it was pretty bad. and shit.

We got this song from 'Sesame Street'. It was a very slow song with only a flute as an instrument, so we took it and Sad Karaoke-fied it, until it reached our standard. We sped it up and punked it up to a rock song. Now it sounds sick.

Lyrics by Ernie. Rock on, dude.

well i'd like to visite the moon on a rocket ship high in the air,

yes i'd like to visite the moon but i don't think i'd like to live there

though i'd like to look down at earth from above, i would miss all the people and places i love, so although i might go there for one afternoon i don't wont live on the moon.

i'd like to travel under the sea, i would meet all the fish everywhere, i might stay for a day if i had my whi were all fish but there's not much to do when your friends are all fish

i would like to visite the jungle hear the lions roar, go back in time and meet a dinosaur, there are so many places that i'd like to be but none of them permently

This is a solo act by Luke, our lead guitarist. The only song not sung by James, and it's pretty damn cool. Luke makes song writting look easy! Luke wrote this whole song in under ten minutes! We love Luke - he is an extremely "gifted" child, and will be going far!

this song is aboot loo loo going to nap nap too much an wee get fucked in the butt aboot it

this song is a song aboot how fucking metros piss me off so much   and how they shit me to tears