What exactly is the picture above???  I'm glad you asked.  The original picture of the lovely young lady was taken (nearly as I can tell) about 1925.  That picture (having fallen into public domain I hope) was then altered beyond all recognition by processes of my own invention (so, no part of  this picture is in public domain) and finally grafted into a layered and mathematically generated background.  I think that the colorization process I have come up with is a significant advance over other currently popular software.

I have about two hundred such pictures, although the ladies in the other pictures are in a greater state of undress, and have no idea what to do with them.  Got a suggestion?  Let me know.

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