::My Diary::
A persons diary is his second self. It's not a mere combination of pages.
There he shares every moment of life,be it of happiness or sorrow. As
the present era is of computers,here i have developed my online library.
This page will take you to variety of things.So just check the following Links and enjoy.
Quotations:
Here are quotes close to my heart:
-Dream what you want to dream;
-You will never find time for anything,
-Putting off an easy thing makes it hard,and
-Trust yourself.Create the kind of life you'll be
-Sure I am that this day we are masters of our fate,
-If you want to leave your footprints
-God has not promised
-It is not length of life,
-We make a living by what we get,
-Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life
-Present to inform, not to impress.
-I have no special talents,
-Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
-What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey
-The history of free men is never written by chance,
-I would rather listen than talk.
-The first rule of venture capitalism is hands-on experience.
-The essence of all advanced knowledge is simplicity. -- Anonymous.
-Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. - A Teacher lecturing on population -Sardar-why r all these people running? -Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. -Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. -Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. -Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet -Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..... -A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. -Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa -Sardar was writing something very slowly. -Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. -Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. -Banta: What's Ford? -Banta: I got an anonymous letter. -Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. -Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. -Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? -Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, -Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. -Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. -Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. -Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? -Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. -Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. -Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, -Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. -Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." -Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. -At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? -Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " -Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? -Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. -Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? -Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. -Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever -Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. -Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: -Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" -Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. -Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, -A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family, -I took my secretary to lunch the other day, -An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line.
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go where you want to go;
be what you want to be,
because you have only one life
and one chance to do all the things
you want to do. --From the movie "Finding Nemo"
you must make it. --Charles Buxton
putting off a hard thing makes it impossible. --George Lorimer
happy to live with all your life.Make the most of
yourself by fanning the tiny,inner sparks of possibility
into the flames of achievement. -- Foster C.McClellan
that the task which has been set before us is not above
our strengths;that it pangs and toils are not beyond
my endurence.As long as we have faith in our own
cause and an unconquerable will to win,
victory will not be denied to us. --Winston Churchill
on the sands of time
Do not drag your feet.--Anonymous
Skies always blue,
Flower-strewn pathways
All our life through;
God has not promised
sun without rain,
joy without sorrow,
Peace without pain.
But God has promised
Strength for the day,
Rest for the labour
Light for the way.--Anonymous
but depth of life. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill
- think of it, dream of it, live on that idea.
Let the brain, muscles, nerves,
every part of your body, be full of that idea,
and just leave every other idea alone.
This is the way to success.
If we really want to be blessed,
and make others blessed,
we must go deeper. -- Swami Vivekananda
If you inform, you will impress. -- Fred Brooks
I am only passionately curious. -- Albert Einstein
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus
but by choice - their choice. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The more you talk the less you think. -- Suhas Patil
You have to get your hands dirty. -- Vinod Khosla
Some Funny Jokes:
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, You have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR.
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving.......
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa: From whom?
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.
So please excuse me !!!!!
and I discovered she was not the old fashioned type. After two old fashions she couldn't type.
He did, but then returned.
"I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the sergeant. "Why did you come back?"
"Because there's already somebody there!"
