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My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
disclaimer: i dont own gravi...sadly enough..and i dont own the songs i sing...grrr but will have them!!one day gravi will be mine!!!!
AD: (walking down the street singing) i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!!!there they are all standing ina row!!gasp!!
shuichi:(being chased by rabid insane fangirls)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: hey!thats my job!!(runs over and drags shuichi to an ally kinda place)
shuichi:(catches breath)thanks....
AD: s,sh,shu,shu,SHUICHI SHINDOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shuichi: uh.....who are you?
AD: my name is AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shuichi: ooook...(thinks)this chick is freaky....well i gotta go (leaves)
AD: HEY COME BACK!!( goes after him but loses him)damn...(turns around and runs into someone)
ryuichi: ow!my ass bone!!
AD: ryuichi???thee ryuichi????
ryuichi: hi!!who are you???
AD: my name is carlos nangways al perez banan fanna tivrusky the 18th!!or AD!!
ryuichi: (blinks)kool! well see ya (leaves)
AD: damn....well i guess i'll go look for yuki's house
(at yuki's house)
AD: (takes deep breath than kicks down door)HELLLLOOOOOOOOO HUMANS!!
yuki: who the hell are you?
AD: (twitch) how come everyone has to be so rude!!god its always "who are you???what do you want??" grr cant you just say
"oh lovely day isnt it?"
yuki: (glare)
AD: (sweatdrop) uh yeah..im AD (hugs yuki)
shuichi: HEY!! its you that chick from earlier!!!what are you doing to my yuki??
AD: im hugging him what does it look like???and besides hes not yours!!!
yuki: (death glare)
AD & shuichi: (fighting over yuki)
AD: hey i got an idea!!!
random friend: wow thats amazing!!!
AD:(sarcasticly)hahahaha!!!!.....not funny...anyways why don't we share yuki???
shuichi: fine!!i get the right half!!
yuki: (smacks forehead) thats not what she ment...
AD: (hides chainsaw) of course thats no what i ment (nervous laughter)well i got one of my gods now onward!!!!
yuki: one of your gods?
AD: nevermind!!!(runs out door)
(at n-g records)
AD: (runnning from security and runs into someone)OUCHKABIBBLE!!!
k:what the hell?
AD: its k oh my god!!(literaly) i found my psycho gun-weilding american god!!!
k: (polishes gun) really?...
AD: OH...SHINY...can i touch it??
k: your american right?
AD: yuppers!!
k: well in that case.....here ya go!
AD: YAY!!! thanx well i gotta go peace my brotha!!!
k: word holmes!!!
(AD runs to recording placy dealie)
AD: (kicks down door)i come for tohma!!!
everyone:(turns and stares)
tohma: hello, who are you?
AD: hi tohma!!my name is AD!!and i was wondering if you would be my god
mika: what?! hes MY husband!!!!!
AD: not anymore!!
mika: what??how??
AD: (pulls out divorce papers and rips up marriage license)
tohma: she got ya there...
AD: so what do you say tohma??
tohma: sure!!!
AD: yes!!thats three of my gods!!boo yah!!
ryuichi: hey whats goin on in here???(sees AD) oh hey!!
AD: hi ryuichi!!
ryuichi:(throws kumagoro)kumagoro miracle beam!!!
kuma-chan: (squeak)
AD: (gets hit with kumagoro)im not worthy!!
ryuichi:yay!!
AD: will you marry me ryuichi???
ryuichi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
tatsuha:(bursts through door)no marry me!!
AD& tatsuha:(death glares)
random voice guy: who will ryuichi choose? AD or tatsuha?only he knows...
AD: who the hell was that?nevermind,choose ryuichi!!!
ryuichi:(consults kumagoro)kuma-chan says that i should pick...you!
random voice guy: who has ryuichi chosen?is it AD or tatsu...OUCH!!!
AD:(punches random voice guy)shut up!he picked me!! der!!
tatsuha:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!(crys)
AD: dude it wouldn't have worked between you and him anyways i mean HELLO!!earth to planet dumbass!!your 16 hes 31 he could get arrested!!
tatsuha: yeah and how old are you??
AD: i'll have you know thats none of your business...besides you shouldn't ask a lady her age so there!
tatsuha:your evil
AD: you know it!!well i have to go find hiro!! later!!
(at hiro's apartment)
hiro:(palying his guitar and eating pocky)
AD: (breaks through window)
hiro: what the hell??
AD: hi hiro!!!oh is that pocky??(steals pocky)
hiro: who are you?
AD: im AD!!
hiro: and your here why?
AD: to make you my god!!
hiro: i have a girfriend
AD: (twitch)i know...the bitch
hiro:huh?
AD: ayaka aka the bitch
hiro: hey dont make fun of her
ayaka:(who will be referd to as the bitch*(walks out of bedroom) hey hiro whats all the noise?oh hello who are you?
AD: (twitch twitch) my name is AD and i come to take hiro as my god
hiro: WHAT?!
AD: (still has k's gun and puts it to hiro's head) we're gonna go now RIGHT hiro??
hiro:(sweatdrop) oh yeah sorry ayaka
ayaka:(crys) no one loves me!!!
AD: yup!!well see ya!!(leaves with hiro)
hiro: we're the hell are we goin?
AD: shut up and walk
hiro: are you gonna kill me?is that k's gun?????
AD: no hiro im not gonna kill you and yes this is k's gun
hiro: uh.....
AD: now get on your motorcycle and lets get evryone for our meeting
hiro: meeting?
AD: yes meeting.....
(hiro and AD go and pick up shuichi and yuki than get everone else and go into a meeting room in the n-g building)
AD: (locks door and goes to head of long business table thin) well everyonewelcome to our little meeting!!!oh yeah heres your gun k
k: oh yeah!!
ryuichi: (throws kumagoro)weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
AD: dont do that
yuki: (glares)
sakano: um...excuse me but why are we here??
AD: who invited you?
tohma: hes my assistant remember?
AD: (grabs k's gun and shoots sakano, blood splatters every where)ok all is good ^_^
everyone: O_o
AD: whos gonna clean this???
shuichi:(comes out with mop and bucket) i will!!(starts cleaning)
AD: that works
ryuichi: so why are we here???
AD: i dont know
k: how do you not know?
AD: i dont know
yuki: your confusing
shuichi: (trips on blood)ouch!!
tohma: are you ok?
shuichi: peachy!!!^____________^
hiro: (sleeping)
AD: hiro...hiro...HIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: MONKEY FEET!!
evreyone:O_o
AD: well evryone i just wanted to announce that...im gonna live with one of you people!!
evryone: (runs over and trys to escape)
AD: resistance is futile...
(two hours later).....
everyone: (tired from trying to escape)
AD: (filing nails,than looks up) oh good your done!!
k: (puts gun to AD's head) dont live with me
AD: ok
k: whew...
AD: now i pick............HIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
CHAPTER 2
living with hiro.....
disclaimer: i dont own gravi...(twitch) but as i said before one day it will be mine!!!!!!and i dont own any of the songs..once again..grrr
AD had moved all her stuff into hiro's apartment and was happily being as annoying as possible....
hiro:why did you decide to live with ME???
AD: do you really want to know?
hiro: yeah
AD: really?
hiro:um...yes
AD: really really??
hiro:yes
AD:really really really??
hiro: (a tad irritated now) yes....
AD: really really really for sure? can you handle the truth? you really really really REALLY want to know??
hiro: YES ALREADY JUST TELL ME!!!
AD: geez you dont have to yell, ok...ummm......what was the question?
hiro: (anime fall) nevermind...
SUDDENLY!!!!
AD: BOO!!!
hiro:(blinks) what the hell was that for?
AD: well it said SUDDENLY!!! all suspense full-like so i had to do something like trying to scare you or the readers....
hiro: are you related to ryuichi?
AD: (XD) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!.....oh your serious....no im not related to him
hiro: riiiight...well i gotta go to work so bye!!(runs out)
AD: oh you can't get rid of me THAT easily hiroshi (suspensefull close up) OUCH!! HEY WATCH OUT THAT CAMERA HAS POINTY EDGES!!!(mumbles) where the hell do we find these people??
at n-g....
hiro: good she can't follow me to work (walks in happily) good morn..ing...
AD: (sitting at desk talking to noriko) oh good moring hiro!!
hiro: you have got to be kidding me....
noriko: oh hello hiro AD told me that you two where going out and even living together!!!
AD: (hugs hiro) thats right!! we love each other (puts brand spankin' new gun to back of hiro's head) isn't that right hiro?(smiles)
hiro:(gulp) oh...oh yeah
AD: now come on hiro give me a kiss....
hiro: (grinds teeth together) hell no....
AD: (cocks gun) what was that???
hiro: nothing sweety!!(kisses AD)
noriko: AW!!! how cute!!!! ^_^
AD: there now that wasn't so hard was it?
hiro: (he really liked it) shut up....(walks away)
AD: (evil smirk)
after recording and everyones just chillin...
shuichi: so hows life with AD??? (laughs)
hiro: bite me....
k:aw is little hiro in love???(flutters eyelashes)
hiro: i hate you all....
tohma: no you don't hiro!!!
ryuichi: we love you hiro!!
AD: hello everyone!!!!
everyone:( truns to hiro and laughs)
shuichi: speak of the devil...
AD: oro??HIRO!!!!!!(glomp)
k: (nudges hiro) you lucky dog you
hiro: hi AD....
AD: so hiro what are we gonna do tonight!!!????
hiro:what do you mean what are we gonna do???
AD: well i mean you wanna go out today???
everyone : (sniggers)
hiro: uhhh...where?
AD: (thinks) umm....how about karaoke!!!!
hiro: i don't know i.....
k: (puts gun to hiro's head)
hiro: i mean sure!!!! ok sounds good!!!
k:(puts gun away and smiles)
AD: yay!!!i'll go home and get ready!!!(kisses hiro than leaves)
everyone;(group awwwwwwwwwwwww)
hiro: your all a bunch of asses...
at hiro's apartment...
AD: what should i wear??this??or this???maybe this??oh this ones shiny!!!!(continues to ramble)
hiro:just pick something and lets go!!!
AD:(comes out in punky outfit) you like it???
hiro: yeah whatever(hes in denial...and i don't mean egypt)
AD: yay!!lets go!!!!(pulls him out door)
they decided to walk because its only down the street...so as there walking...
AD: ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!!there they are all standing in a row!!big ones small ones some as big as your head!!give them a twist a flick of the wrist thats what the showman said!!oh ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!!
hiro:can you save the singing until we get there?
AD: hehe..sorry
karaoke bar....
AD: HMMMMMM....what should we sing
hiro: we?
AD: yes..we
hiro: oh man....
AD: OH!! LETS SING THIS ONE!!
hiro: which one?
AD: we will rock you!!yeah!!queen rox!!
hiro:sure why not...
and so they sing...
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock youc
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright
AD: yay!! that was fun!! you rock hiro!!
hiro: you weren't to bad either
AD: (gets all stary eyed) did,did you just complement me????????
hiro: yeah why?
AD:i thought you hated me!!
hiro: i do
the little guy that sits on your shoulder and tells you to do stuff: LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: hey who's talking to me???
tlgtsoysatytds:me bwhaha!!
hiro:(flicks him off) well thats annoying
AD: who ya talking to hiro???
hiro: no one...
AD:(blinks) umm...ok sure
hiro: what time is it?
AD: night time
hiro: no really
AD: ITS 2 IN THE MORNING
hiro: holy freckin' crap!!!
AD: what??
hiro: its so late i gotta go to work in 4 hours!!!
AD: oh is that all
hiro: what do you mean!!we gotta go!!!!(drags AD out to and runs back to apartment)
at his door...
hiro: shit!!i forgot my keys!!!
AD:(sighs)hey hiro
hiro: what!!?
AD: (jiggles keys infront of his face)
hiro: how the hell?
AD: you left them at the karakoe bar genius, you were in such a rush
hiro:(stares blankly)
AD: your welcome!!
hiro:THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!(hugs)
AD: ok now this is weird
hiro:(backs away) uh....(unlocks door and runs into room)
AD: (blink blink)oooooooooooooooooooooooook i'll just sleep out here on the couch than
and so....
AD: (snore yeah i snore you wanna make somethin of it!!)bana...na (snore)
hiro:(sneaks out of room and gets ready for work)
(door slams)
AD: AHHHH!!FIRE THE MISSLES!!I CAN'T DO IT SARGE!!I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!!!
hiro:(blink blink blink)umm..sorry
AD: what time is it?
hiro: its 5:30
AD: IN THE MORNING!!!!!!
hiro: yeah i told you i have to be at work by six,and i was gonna wake you up later anyways so i can drop you off at yuki's and you can bother him all day
AD: you don't want me with you hiro??????
hiro: well to tell you the truth...um
tlgtsoysatytds:haha!!im back now tell her how you feel!!!do it!!
hiro: never!!
AD: never?
hiro: what? no thats not what i...
AD: you never want me with you???(crys) waaaaaah!!hiro hates me!!!
tlgtsoysatytds:look what ya did now tsk,tsk,tsk
hiro: what i did!!!!!your the one who started it!!!
AD: who are you talking to?????
hiro:the little guy that sits on your shoulder and tells you to do stuff!!!!!
AD:O_o okey dokey than.....
hiro: listen im not crazy!!!!lets just go!!
AD: ok!!!
so they go to yuki's house!!
AD: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuki:(pokes head out from office) oh its you
hiro: yeah i need you to let her stay here for a while, i need to go to work and i don't want her running around the building
yuki:you owe me one
hiro: yeah i know (leaves)
AD: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh what are you writing?????is it a new novel????
yuki: yeah (contiues typing)
AD: can i help?
yuki: what do you know about romance novels
AD: i know they contain romance
yuki: wow aren't you the expert (sarcasm)
AD: can i use your phone?
yuki: sure just be quiet
AD: YAY!!(runs over and dials number)
yuki:(picks up cell phone) hello?
AD: HI YUKI!!!!
yuki: are you calling from the living room?
AD: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
yuki: i can see you on the phone
AD: (moves behind wall) can you see me now??
yuki: no
AD: ok now im not in the living room
yuki:are you related to ryuichi?
AD: how come everyone wants to know?
yuki: nevermind.....
well thats chapter 2.....umm..yeah
My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
chapter 3 SLEEPOVER...
AD: wow!!we made it to chapter 3!!(does home alone face) holy freckin crap!!!thats amazing!!
hiro: its not that amazing
yuki: well for a mind as small as her's it is
AD: (not paying attention) well anywhonoodles heres ryuichi with the disclaimer!!
ryuichi: AD does not own gravitation...but gravitation owns her!!na no da!!!
and so we continue....
AD: yuki whens hiro comming back??
yuki: when shuichi gets back
AD: when does shuichi get back??
yuki: im praying that its soon
AND THEN THE PHONE RANG!!!!
AD: I'LL GET IT!!!! (runs to phone,trips over chair,banana,and yuki than picks it up)heeeeellloo?
tohma: oh hello AD may i speak to eiri?
AD: sure!!!!YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
yuki: what?!
AD: (throws phone at yuki)
yuki:(gets hit in the head) ow!!damnit!!
AD:CATCH!!!
yuki: yeah? oh hi tohma
tohma: it seems you have your hands full with AD
yuki: shes like another shuichi its insane, hiro left her with me so he could go to work
tohma: yeah he told me
CRASH!!!
AD: YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKIIIII!!!!I HURT MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!
yuki: help me tohma....
tohma: well i guess i'll go (hangs up)
yuki: what the hell did you do???
AD: i fell over and hurt my foot!!!!
yuki:(sighs and helps AD up)there happy?
AD: YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!(hugs)
(door flys open)
shuichi:yuki!!im home!!!
AD: shuichi!?!that means......
hiro: hey
AD:HIROSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(glomp)
yuki:whew she won't bother me anymore
shuichi:(glomps yuki)
yuki: i've already had enough of the female you today
AD: (puppy dog pout)gomen nasai yuki!!!
hiro: come on lets go before he kills you (drags her outside)
AD: you know hiro because you come back to get me means you really do like me
hiro: no it doesn't
lgtsoysatytds:don't deny it hiro!!bwhahaha!!!
hiro:im so sick of you!!!!!(squish)
AD: your sick of me???(watery eyes)
hiro: huh? oh shit...no no no i wasn't talking to you!!
AD: oh yeah where you talking to the little guy that sits on your shoulder and tells you to do stuff?
hiro: um..yes
AD:(blink blink)ooooooooooook....
later.....
RING RING!!!
AD: hello????
ryuichi:HI AD!!!!
AD:(puts phone 3 feet away from ear)hey ryuichi
ryuichi: hey AD do you and hiro want to come over for a sleep over???everyones gonna be there!kumagoro,me,tohma,k,shuichi,yuki,you and hiro!! na no da!!!
AD: YAY WE'LL BE THERE!!!
hiro: no we won't
AD: (goes chibi) pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?
hiro: fine
AD: yay!!!!!
so they go to ryuichi's house for sleep over na no da!!
AD: ryuichi!!we're here!!!!
hiro:yay....
shuichi: hey look its hiro
yuki: i hate all of you
AD: aw yuki you don't hate me!!(hugs)
yuki: yes actually i do
AD:(puts gun to his head) what was that?
yuki:(sweatdrop) i don't hate you
hiro: good thing it wasn't me that time
AD: there we go that wasn't so hard (smiles)
k: so why are we having a sleep over anyways?
Ryuichi: kuma-chan thought it was a good idea na no da!!!
tohma: i think its a good idea as well what should we do?
AD: me gusta los huevos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone:O_o
yuki: you like eggs?
shuichi:you know spanish?
ryuichi:na no da!!i barly know japanese!!!
AD:hey tohma
tohma: yes?
AD:do you like cheese?
tohma:yes why?
AD: just making conversation
yuki: your crazy you know that?
AD:crazy??i was crazy once,they put me in a big padded room,i died there,the pads on the walls looked like marchmellows,marshmellows make me crazy,crazy i was crazy once
everyone:whoa
hiro: what was that?
AD: never say crazy!! i hate that word!!!
shuichi:yuki she scares me
yuki: she scares me too
ryuichi:im hungary i'll make cheese dip and potato chips!!
AD: i wanna help!come on ryuichi!!
ryuichi & AD unsucessfuly make cheese dip so they have to ask yuki to help,yuki of course whines and won't do it until AD threatens shuichi
everyone:(fell asleep)
AD &ryuichi: WE'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K:(shoots the air) don't do that!!
everyone:(sweatdrop)
ryuichi & AD:(starts eating cheese dip)NA NO DA!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: i think they are related
everyone:(nods)
AD: yuki?
yuki: what?
AD:you want some cheese dip?
yuki: no
AD: why not?
yuki: i don't like cheese dip
AD & ryuichi:GASP!
shuichi: its not that great
AD:not that great!!!cheese dip is one of the almighty gods!!!
hiro: don't bother aguing with her
AD:i love you hiro!!!
ayaka:(bursts throuh door)HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(JUMPS ON HIRO)
AD: why the hell are you here????
ryuichi: i didn't invite her
k: i didn't either
tohma: wasn't me
shuichi: don't look at me
yuki:hell no
hiro:get the hell off
ayaka: why??do you hate me hiro??
hiro:uh.....well..i
AD:(big watery eyes)
ayaka:(spots AD)eek!its you the one that kidnapped hiro!!
AD: kidnapped?(thinks back to chapter one)oh yeah thats right!!thats when i had k's gun!!!!but now i have a better one to shoot you in the head with!!
k:your gonna kill her like you did to sakano?
AD:(nods)ok hiro move
hiro:(runs away)
AD: hosta la vista baby....(laughs)im sorry i can't do it its to funny
director:cut!!alright AD baby remember your motivation,you want to kill ayaka for trying to take hiro
AD: alright i got it
director:AND.....ACTION!!
AD: im gonna kill her!!!!(blows her brains in)
shuichi: i guess i'll clean this up again (slowly walks away)
hiro:(morunig over ayaka) nooooo!!i almost semi-kinda liked her!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....AND NOW I DON'T CARE
AD: i have an idea!!!
random friend: wow two in one story!!!
other random friends: ohhhhh...ahhhhhh...
AD: SHUT UP!!lets play HIDE AND SEEEEEEEK!!!
tohma: do we have to say seeeeeek?
AD: yes
everyone:(sweatdrop)
so ends chapter 3 now chapter 17....
yuki:you mean 4
AD: yeah yeah thats right 4!!i knew that
yuki: of course you did....idiot
AD: i love you yuki!!!
yuki: yeah whatever just read the next chapter or she'll shoot me
AD: (hides gun and smiles innocently) your so funny yuki!!(pats head than leans down and whispers)you better watch your mouth got it (cocks gun)
yuki:(gulp) help me.....
My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
chapter 4 hide and seeeeeeek
AD: my friend wants me to keep writing and if i don't im afraid shes gonna sick wild dogs on me (looks around nervously) anyways to do the disclaimer today is yuki
yuki: im not doin it
AD: ok than shuichi?
shuichi:ADdoesntowngravitationbutshereallyreallywantstoandshecantsoshesdepressedaboutit
AD: ok can some one say it in english?(sweatdrop)
hiro: AD doesn't own gravitation
AD: thank you hiro!!!!
hiro: (turns to readers) please shoot me....
AD: ok everone who wants to be it??
yuki: not me
tohma:not it
hiro: not it
shuichi:cheese!(hes not it)
k:if im it i'll shoot you
ryuichi: me and kuma-chan want to be it!!
AD: ok than!!what will you count to?
ryuichi: 1bajillion
AD: try a real number (sweatdrop)
ryuichi: we'll count to 75!!na no da!!!
AD: ok lets go!!
HIDING SPOTS:
shuichi is in the dryer
tohma is in the bathroom closet
k is in the bath tub
hiro is in a crawlspace under the stairs
and yuki is on the couch
AD: crap crap crap!!i cant find a place to hid!!(sees crawlspace door under stairs)
hiro: ha!!no one will find me in here!!(thinks) i really gotta stop talking outloud to myself...
AD: damn its dark in here...
CRASH!!BANG!!OUCH!!DAMNIT!!WHAT THE!!!!!!
AD: (falls ontop of hiro)ow!!who the hell?
hiro:is that you AD?
AD: hiro? oh good its just you (wipes away sweat from forehead)
hiro: be quiet or he'll find us this is hide and seek
AD: no its hide and seeeeeeeeeeek DUH!!!!
hiro:(puts hand over AD's mouth)just shut up will ya???!!!!!
AD:(whispers) gomen nasai....
ryuichi: (of in distance)READY OR NOT HERE I....whats the word....oh yeah...COME!!!
with shuichi....
shuichi:(giggle giggle) he'll never find me here...ouch this dryer is small...i can barly fit..hey whats that EWWWWWWW!!!(finds underwear on head) get it off get it off!!!!(hits head on top of dryer and passes out) @__@
ryuichi: oh shuichi!!(passes by yuki)hey i heard something coming from the laundry room!!!(runs in to laundry room to find unconcious shuichi in the dryer)found you na no.......da??(pokes shuichi) oh well onward kuma-chan!!!!
yuki: um.....ok...
with tohma.....
tohma: i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!there theya re al standing in a row!! big ones small ones some as bis as your head!!give them a twist a flick of the wrist thats what the showman said!!!oh.....
k:will you shut up!!he'll find us!!!
tohma: thats the point!!
k:(shoots gun and bullets shoot past tohma's head)
tohma:(sweatdrop) gomen nasai.....
ryuichi:oh tohma!!k!!!!(passes bu yuki again) FOUND YOU!!!!YAY I FOUND TOHMA AND K!!NOW ONLY AD AND HIRO!!!
k:he wouldn't have found us if you weren't singing
tohma: hehehe.....
yuki: (still on couch) god hes stupid
now back with AD and hiro....
hiro: move over your crushing my ribcage
AD: gomen nasai hiro but i can't theres barly any room to move in here
hiro:well than at least try and whisper
AD: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!oops....
hiro: (smacks head) i give up...
ryuichi: HERE I COME NA NO DA!!!!!
AD: i heard ryuichi
hiro:shut up hes closer
AD: what if he finds us?
hiro: he won't if you SHUT UP!!!
AD:(puppy dog pout)go..(sniff)..men..(sniff)..na..(sniff)...sai(sniff sniff)
hiro: come on don't cry
ryuichi: I THINK I HEAR THEM!!!
AD: eep....
hiro:(clamps hand over AD's mouth) how many times do i have to tell you????
ryuichi: hmmmmmmmmm......kumagoro i can't hear them anymore.....
AD: YAY HE DIDN'T FIND US!!!!
hiro: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryuichi: what was that!!!(runs and opens door)
hiro:(throws random stuffed animal in front of them to hid)now shut up and he won't know where here
ryuichi: oh its just my big version of kumagoro (closes door and leaves)
hiro & AD:( sweatdrops)
20 minutes later.....
hiro: its getting hot in here.....
AD: yeah....
in the living room...
shuichi: hey wheres hiro and AD?
yuki: i think ryuichi is still looking for them
tohma: i think he gave up
ryuichi: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!(bouncing on the couch than falls on yuki)i need to find yuki still
yuki: hey retard get off
ryuichi: where could yuki be?
yuki: im right here genius
ryuichi: oh yuuuukkkkiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(looks around)
yuki: HEY STUPID!!!
ryuichi: huh? oh i found you yuki na no da!!!!
k: umm...ryuichi when you give up arn't you supposed to say ollie ollie oxen free?
ryuichi: (thinks)
ryuichis brain: MAJOR THOUGHT OVERLOAD MAJOR THOUGHT OVER LOAD!!!!!!!!
ryuichi: OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!!!
hiro& AD: finally!!!!!!!(runs out to living room)
k: what where you two doin?
shuichi: yeah your all sweaty and stuff
AD: well you see....
hiro: NOTHING!!!WE WERE JUST HIDING IN THE CLOSET TOGETHER PLAYING HIDE AND SEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING PERVERTED IF THATS WHAT YOUR IMPLYING!!!!!
everyone: (blink blink x 1,000,000)
AD: hiro are you ok?
hiro: IN-FUCKING-CREADABLE!!!!
AD: (gulp) uhh.. what should we do now??
k: i call for truth or dare
AD: without the truth telling part
hiro:(back to normal mode)fine
shuichi:yay!!
yuki:(sarcasticly) whoopty-do....
tohma: sounds interesting
ryuichi: NA NO DA!!!!!
AD:well thats chapter 4!!!!yay!!!
ryuichi: oh theres a chapter 5 now!!!wow head overload!!!!
yuki:joy....
shuichi: i like this story!!!!
hiro: i like mental instiutions....they have big padded walls...that look like marshmellows.....marsh mellows make me crazy....read chapter 5 or i will pelt you with squirrels....
My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
My ADVENTURE With The Gravitation Boys My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
chapter 8
will you?
AD: hmmm...i could't think of a good title for this chapter that wouldn't give away the end of it so i just wrote that
hiro: (gulp)she doesn't own gravitation...
LET THE INSANITY COMMENCE!....
AD:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: what?!
AD: you wanna go over to tohma's for a party!!!!!!!!!!??????
hiro: party?
AD: yeah a party!!!
hiro: do you have to yell your standing right in front of me
AD: hehe...gomen nasai.....so you wanna go??
hiro: sure
AD: yatta!!lets go!!
so they go....
tohma: hey guys!!!come on in!!!!!!!!!
AD: yatta!!whos here??
shuichi is chillin on the couch with yuki and tigress
LSC (shes back) is yelling at the fishtank(shes drunk)
k is blowing holes in the ceiling
tatsuha is chasing ryuichi around the room and running into things
and me tohma and hiro are sweatdropping
AD: hey LSC why are you yelling at the fishtank??
LSC: because did you see those little bastards??there all swimmin and junk....
AD: (sweatdrop) um..yeah....
tatsuha: RYU-CHAN COME BACK I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG THATS ALL I SWEAR!!!
ryuichi: NA NO DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs into door)
k: (still shooting bullets in the ceiling) this is boring.....
yuki: at least you don't have shuichi and female shuichi on you
tohma: hehe......
hiro: (in kitchen) TOHMA!!WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????
tohma: oro? (walks into kitchen) oh thats just my pet rat
hiro: SWEET MOTHER OF JEBUS ITS LIKE 7 FEET LONG!!!!
tohma: yeah his name is mika-chan
hiro: you named her after your wife????
tohma:(nods)
hiro:(sweatdrop) oh yeah tohma speaking of your wife.....
back in the living room....
tatsuha: RYUICHI!!!ARE YOU OK???(pokes unconcious ryuichi with stick)
ryuichi: (twitch)*can you twitch when your unconcious?*
tatsuha:hehehehehe....(drags ryuichi into bedroom and locks door)
eveyone who was watching that: (sweatdrop) O.O
yuki: my brother has serious mental problems....
tigress: yeah he does
shuichi: can you get off him now?
tigress: um.....no
k: hey where did tohma and hiro go?
AD: i saw them go into the kitchen
in the kitchen....
tohma: ohhh...so thats what you want to do
hiro: (nods)
tohma: well i'll help ya as much as i can....
AD:(looks in to kitchen ) HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!whats goin on??
hiro: oh nothing!!!
tohma:hiro......
hiro:(gulp) i mean....um...why don't we go back out to the party
AD: um.....are you ok hiro???
hiro: im fine!!!lets go.....
living room.....
k: LSC GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE FISHTANK!!(pulls LSC's head out of water)
LSC:(unconcious)
yuki: i cant feel my legs
shuichi: thats because tigress won't get her BIG FAT BUTT off of you!!!!!!
tigress: my butt is not big!!!!!!
AD: (puts head in hands) for the love of god......
hiro: (sweatdrop) hehe....
AD: hey what where you talking to tohma about in the kitchen???
hiro: who me? oh nothing nothing at all!!!oh look dip!!!
tohma: (nudges hiro as he walks out of kitchen)
hiro: (falls onto AD then jumps up quickly)what was that for?
tohma:oh...no reason...
hiro: whatever.....
AD: um.....oooooooooook....
tohma: (standsin middle of room) everyone.....SHUT UP!!!!!
everyone: (silent and satres at tohma)
hiro: what the hell is he doing??
tohma: everyone hiroshi has a little announcement to make...come on hiro...don't forget to bring AD....
everyone: (turns and stares at hiro and AD)
hiro: (thinks to self) damnit tohma you suck...
AD: announcment??(blink blink)
hiro: dont ask...
tohma: (pushes hiro into center of living room making him drag AD with him in the process)good luck....
hiro: (blush)
shuichi: you have an announcement?
tigress: i got a strange feeling about this...
LSC: im a caterpiller arf arf!!!
yuki: what the hell is tohma up to?
k: (smirk)<~~~(tohma told him the crazy bastard)
tatsuha and ryuichi: (come out of bedroom)
ryuichi: na....no...da...whats going on
tatsuha: i heard hiro had an announcement....it better be good....
hiro:(gulp) i wanted to ask AD if...if....if...
AD: (blink blink) if what?
hiro: I WANTED TO ASK YOU......................will YOU MARRY ME!!!
everyone; gasp!!!!!
AD: (bliiiiiiiiiiink bliiiiiiiiiiiiiink) what????
flappy: WOOO!!!HOOOOO!!GO HIRO ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
hiro:so what do you say?(hands her ring)
AD: m...m...marry???
hiro: you dont have to if you dont want to.....
AD: (watery heart shaped eyes) this is so unexpected!!i dont know what to say!!!
everyone: just say yes!!!
AD: um...yes?
LSC & tigress: WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!!!!!!!
tigress: we have to get you a nice dress
LSC: and the guests we have to invite guests!!
tigress: dont forget the invitations!!!
LSC & tigress: (continues rambling)
AD: oh god....
thats chapter 8!!wow that was crazy!!!!
read chapter nine!!
chapter 9??????
wedding day madness...
AD: im getting m,m.....MARRIED!!!!!(faints)
hiro: (catches her) ummm....yeah she is.....oh yeah she doesn't own gravitation....
this is crazy? oh you ain't seen nothin yet......
tigress: OMG!!!!I FOUND THE PERFECT DRESS!!!!!
AD: (groans) thats what you said the other 397 times......
LSC: oh my gawd!!!!is soooo pretty!!!
checkout lady: (sweatdrop) are you done ladys?
tigress: oh yes sorry here you go!!! (hands her dress and money)
AD: HOW ARE YOU PAYING FOR THAT!!!!!!
LSC: oh don't worry we got it covered....
tigress: ok we got the dress now......CAKE!!!
AD: cake?
LSC: oh yeah you have to have a cake!!(whispers) more people come if theres cake...
AD: (sweatdrop) hehehe......
with the guys.....
shuichi: do you want a black or white tuxedo?
hiro: i'll take that as a stupis question
k: ummm...does that mean you want black
hiro: (nods)
ryuichi: i like this one!! (holds up pink tuxedo)
hiro: not gonna happen.....
yuki: (sweatdrop) black is good...
tohma: (slaps hiro on the back) way to go buddy!!!never thought i'd be helping you pick out a tux for your wedding hehe
hiro: shut up....your not helping...your just standing there...congradulating me every five seconds...
tohma: (slaps hiro on the back) way to go buddy!!!never thought i'd be helping you pick out a tux for your wedding hehe
hiro: idiot....
k: (shoots tohma) shut up!!
tohma: ouch (falls unconcious on the floor) *don't worry hes not dead*
shuichi: ok try this one on (hands him tux)
hiro: this is so gay....
yuki: hey AD has to wear a dress.....
hiro: (thinks) AD come to think about it she doesn't wear dresses does she?
k: this is going to be interesting.....
flappythmm: you bet it is!!!yee haw!!!(slaps knee hillbilly style)
back with the girls....
AD: (as shes filling out invitations) i hate dresses...i hate dresses...i hate DRESSES!!!!!!!!!
tigress: no you dont....
LSC: your gonna wear the dress and like it!!!!!!!!!we spent alot of hiro's money on that dress and....and...oops...
AD: you spent hiro's money!!!!!!!!
tigress: way to go genius
AD: did he tell you to do it?
LSC and tigress : (nod and cower in fear expecting AD to go off on them)
AD: thats....thats....SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LSC & TIGRESS: yeah yeah adorable of course!!!
AD: (gets sparkly eyes and sparkly background with flowers)thats so sweet...how cute....i...i dont know what to say!!its so.........squee!!!
LSC: well shes happy
tigress: good now.....what about the bachlorette party
AD: (freezs) b,bachlorette party?...
the guys.....
hiro: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO!!!NO WAY!!!
k: come on man you have to have a bachlor party!!
hiro: no no no!!!not gonna happen!!!!
shuichi: to bad we already set you up for one!
hiro: YOU!!!!!...
the girls....
AD: WHAT!!!!!!!!!(flames egnite around AD)
tigress: now now AD theres no reson to be mad we where just um..thinking ahead?
LSC: (gulp) ok AD all you have to do is go ok we won't make you do anything
AD: i will kill you....
so the guys go to a *cough*stripclub*cough*
and the girls go to a *cough*stripclub*cough*
coincidence?i think not.....
tigress:ok here we are!!!
AD: ewwww.....
LSC: (put happy hat on AD) come on have fun its a party!!
tigress; yeah come on
AD: i will kill you.....
and with the guys....
k: well here we are!!(only k, shuichi, yuki and hiro went)
yuki: hehehe...
shuichi:(smacks yuki)
hiro: i....hate...you...ALL!!!!
the girls....
AD: huh? that sounded like hiro....
tigress: dont tell me...
LSC: they had the same idea we did...
tigress and LSC: (sweatdrop)
AD: hiro?(looks around)
hiro: WHAT?!WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???????
AD: me?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?????
AD & hiro: (blink than turn twoard friends and glare)
everyone: hehehe......(major sweatdrop)
hiro: (smacks head)
AD: come on lets go.....(grabs hiro and leaves)
everyone: (sweatdrop)
k: there pissed....
everyone: oh yeah....
with AD and hiro....
AD: those stupid idiots!!!i can't belive they did that!!!!grr.....
hiro: i know damn them thats embarassing!!!
AD & hiro: (look at each other and laugh)
AD: damn our crazy friends....
hiro: yeah but i wouldn't have met you if it we'ren't for them....
commence romantic music......
and role kissing scene......
audience: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
hiro: what the hell? where did the audience come from?
AD: who cares!!at least theres no random distractions!!!
KUMAGORO MIRACLE BEAM!!!
AD: like that.......
ryuichi; OH HEY GUYS!!!SORRY I CAN'T TALK!!!IM RUNNING FROM TATSUHA!!....
tatsuha: RYU-CHAN!!!!COME BACK!!!
ryuichi: (runs faster) EEP!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH........
AD: god i hate my life
hiro: i know what you mean...
fast forward!!!to the wedding day.........
tigress: oh my god!!oh my god!! im so excited!!!(jumps up and down happily)
LSC: i know!!!meeep!!
AD: whoopty-do.....
tigress: your the one whos supposed to be jumping up and down like an idiot
AD: (goes half a centemeter off ground) look at me go......
LSC: are you nervous?
AD: nervous??oh of course not.........im TERRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
tigress & LSC: (sweatdrop)
tigress: ok just stay calm its all gonna be fine....
the guys.....
shuichi: ok hiro are you ready??
hiro: yeah
k: are you set?
hiro: what?
tohma; GO!!(pushes him down aisle)
hiro: oh crap.....
shuichi: im the best man!!woot!! (happy dance as he gets to alter)
hiro:(waiting nervously and looking at crowd)
and by crowd i mean.....
hiro's brother,maiko,mika,judy(k's wife),AD's mom(wait she wasn't invited) her brother,ryuichi,kumagoro,tatsuha and some other people
AD's brother: this is so gaaaay.....
AD's mom: SHUT UP!!!
k: (escorts AD's mom out)
brother: hehehe......i was invited...i'm kool.....
the girls......
tigress: ok here we go....
AD: (gulp)
(commence music)here comes the bride all dressed in white...something something something.....
flappythmm: here she comes....
hiro: thank your sir point out the obvious a lot.....
AD: (trips on dress every two seconds)....damnit...ouch...damn..grr...(finally makes it to alter)
hiro: um wheres the priest guy?
flappythmm: oh sorry...(jumps on alter)
hiro: you have got to be kidding me....
AD: (jaw drop)(twitch)
everyone: (sweatdrop)
flappythmm: ok everyone lets start...do you hiroshi nakano take....
hiro: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR JOKING!!!!
flappythmm: QUIET!!now as i was saying before i was so RUDELY inturupted!!!!!do you hiroshi nakano take...what whats your name?
AD: AD....(smile)
flappythmm: no really whats your name....
AD: do i have to??
everyone: YES!!
AD: ok my name is....
HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: (turns and stares)
k: i want to tell her real name!! she told mine!!
AD: um...ok?i mean oh no!!dont....
k: her name is leanna elizabeth maclean....
everyone: wow....
hiro: thats...so...beautiful!!!!
AD: hehe...now on with the show...lets skip though all the boring junk and do the short version!!
flappythmmm: do you hiroshi...take leanna as your wife?...
hiro: hellz yeah!!
flappythmm: do you leanna take hiro as your husband?..
AD: hmmm...i dunnno....OH YEAH!!!!
flappthmm: i now pronounce you man and wife you may now kiss the bride!!!
commence...kissing
everyone: PARTAY!!!
tigress: CAKE!!
AD:THATS CHAPTER 9 WHOA THAT WAS CRAZY!!!im married!!
hirO: oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!chapter 10 shall be the after party hehe...
My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
chapter 10
after party
AD: we're in the double digits now!!!!woot!!!!
hiro: (hugs) that right and we're married!!
AD: you know hiro its kinda scarey when your the one doing the hugging....
hiro: oh well!!you gotta deal with it now...
AD: payback for the at least five chapters of tourture i put you through??
hiro: yup!!!
AD: (sigh) ok i guess that makes sense....
hiro: don't act like you dont like it......
AD: ooooooooooooooooook....
hiro: she doesnt own gravitation...
now the partay from hell.....
AD: ok now wheres the party going to be and whos gonna be there
tigress: well...its going to be atthat bar that we went to....
LSC: you know the one where hiro confessed his love to you??
AD: oh....THAT bar......
tigress: yup!!and um lets see whos gonna be there?
LSC: um....us of course,hiro,tatsuha,ryuichi,shuichi,yuki,k,maiko,mika,tohma,noriko and um i think thats it..
AD: oh god....this isn't gonna be pretty....
later.....
hiro: come on!!!lets go i want to get there before everyone else....or they might you know 'suprise us'
AD: ok damnit im comming!!!
hiro: man this is gonna suck.....
AD: your tellin me....
hiro: look on the bright side...
AD: oh yeah and whats the bright side?
hiro: i dont know yet.....
AD:(sweatdrop)
at the bar...
everyone: (being loud)
k: (shoots gun) SHUT THE HELL UP WILL YA!!!
everyone: (gulp)
tohma: everyone...there comming get ready...
tigress: meep!!
everyone: (hides)
AD & hiro: (walk in) um hello.....
everyone: (jumps up) SUPRISE!!!!!!!
hiro: what the hell!!this isnt a birthday damnit!!!
AD: (almost had a heart attack) geeeeeeez......we knew about it to retards....
LSC: oh shut up....
yuki: yeah we're trying to be nice....
maiko: yeah!!
mika: why the hell did i come anyways i dont even like her...
shuichi: because you like hiro do you not?
mika: yeah hes ok...
shuichi: ok than
ryuichi: CONGRADULATIONS NA NO DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(attacks AD and hiro)
AD: uh...thanks ryuichi
hiro: yeah...thanks....
tatsuha: (pulls ryuichi off of them) sorry about that guys hes a little excited
AD: what are you his mom?
tatsuha: shut up (leaves with ryuichi)
tohma: well hiro your pretty lucky...soon you'll proboly having kids haha...
hiro: not gonna happen...
AD: i hate little children
tohma: no you dont
AD: your right i dont hate them....i DESPISE them.....
everyone: (sweatdrop)
hiro: well than im gonna go get drunk....see ya...
AD: (jaw drop) what?!
noriko: dont worry about it he proboly hasnt gotten drunk for a while...
AD: yeah but hes the one that wanted to get married....
noriko: yeah but....you gotta live with him....
AD: oh yeah....
and so...
shuichi is completly out of it singing 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' with his sister maiko
yuki is actually haveing a conversation with tigress...........about cheese doodles
LSC is having a stareing contest with the punch bowl......and losing.....horribly
tatsuha is attempting to get ryuichi drunk...and its working.....
mika is brooding about how much she hates AD
tohma.....isn't drunk.....yet
hiro is sitting in a chair talking to flappy
k is shooing cans off the counters
and Ad and noriko are haveing a discussion on ummmm.....stuff.....
hiro: you know flappy you really arn't that bad...
flappythmm: really? you dont hate me?
hiro: well kinda...i mean yeah you made AD feel bad a couple times by haveing me yell at you...but you also helped me tell her everything
flappythmm: yeah well i try....
hiro: thanks buddy
back to AD and noriko...
noriko: man your lucky....you got hiro...
Ad: huh?
noriko: well i mean hes...perfect....
AD: yeah he is isn't he....(squeek) hes so great!!
mika: hey AD!!!
AD: what?
mika: since your married to hiro...do you still like tohma?
AD: well yeah i like him...but to tell you the truth its not me you should be worrying about..its her (points to LSC)
mika: the one haveing a stareing contest with the punch bowl?
AD: yup
mika: oh well im sorry than
AD: no problem...
tigress: hey Ad!!
AD: (thinks) damn im popular.....um yeah???
tigress: i think hiro is talking to flappy the happy marshmellow man again...
Ad: um...so?
tigress: well dont you think he should stop i mean he looks crazy
AD: oh well we all know hes not crazy..and besides flappythmm is cool anyways i like him
tigress: ok whatever...
k: damn im bored
ryuichi: you dont know anything!!!(mean drunk)
tatsuha: haha!!it worked!!
ryuichi: eggnog?
everyone: (sweatdrop)
AD: (sits next to hiro) hey......
hiro: huh? oh hey...
AD: dont sound so happy to see me....
hiro: oh no im happy to see you its just i was talking to flappythmm
Ad: yeah tigress told me you where...
hiro: oh....you sound like its a bad thing
AD: no its not that is just wierd..i mean you talking to flappy..its kinda wierd
hiro: your kinda wierd and i talk to you
AD: but thats differnt i...um...well.....ok your right...
hiro: i know i am....
yuki: tohma...getting kinda cocky arn't we now hiro?
hiro: shut up...furry coat boy...
AD: hehe...furry...FLUFFY!!!!i have a new name for tohma!!....fluffy!!!
tohma: um..ok
LSC: fluffy!!!(glomps tohma)
suddenly....
taki:(throws open doors all dramatic) im looking for hiroshi nakan....ouch!!(gets hit in face with door) damnit....
everyone: (raises eyebrow)
hiro: why are you looking for me?
taki: well you see i....
LSC: TAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(glomps taki)
taki: ooooooooooooooooooooooook.....anyways............im looking for you because you suck you bad luck bastard
hiro: we all know you hate me..
taki: oh well...um yeah....just making sure..(starts to leave than turns back around) oh and who is that??
hiro: who?
taki: the pretty girl standing next to you...
hiro: (turns to AD) her?
taki: yeah whos that?
hiro: (grabs AD) none of your business pervert
taki: i think it is my business...(grabs AD's hand)
AD: um.....meep?
hiro: damnit!!let go of my wife!!!
taki: arnt you alittle young to have a wife?
hiro: um arnt you a little old to be hitting on girls like her?
everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...burn......
taki: bastard...
AD: yeah tell him hiro!!!
taki: shut it bitch!!
hiro: (twitch) what did you just call her???
taki: a bitch!!
shuichi: he shouldn't of said that...
everyone: (sweatdrop)
hiro: (twitch twitch twitch twitch) i will KILL YOU!!! (so he kills him)
everyone: yatta!!
LSC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU KILLED MY TAKI!!!!
AD: yeah he did!!!
LSC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....AND NOW I DON'T CARE....
OK EVERYONE IM GONNA STOP THERE....
readers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!(glares)
AD: dont worry theres gonna be more just give me a day geez...
hiro: read chapter 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chapter 11
honeymoon
AD: holy sweet mother of jebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: what?! whats wrong?!
AD: we.....we.....we....we mad it to 11 chapters!!!!
hiro: and your point would be.....
AD: chapter 11 thats crazy!!! i never would of made it to chapter 11 if my friends weren't yelling at me!!!!!
frinds: bwhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: you evil bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: calm down will ya its good you wrote 11 chapters than i wouldnt have confessed everything to you
AD: yeah thats true....BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: hehehe...oh yeah the disclaimer....she doen't own gravitation...
and the partay continues.....
LSC: how come you killed taki?
hiro: um...i dunno....
AD: he made fun of me...
hiro: oh yeah....thats why....
LSC: you suck hiro
AD: hey shut up hes cool..why dont you go piss off yuki for a while?
LSC: ok!!!! (glomps yuki)
yuki: god damnit another shuichi.....
shuichi: stop comparing them to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tigress: hey get of of my yuki!!
LSC: your yuki???? hes mine!!
shuichi: hey back off YUKI IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: (sweatdrop)
AD: hey hiro?...
hiro: yeah?
AD: um.....wait...i forgot...nevermind ill tell ya later...
hiro: ooooooooooooook....
k: ok everyone time to leave!!!
everyone: WHOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs out door)
hiro & AD: (standing with hair in face from wind of people running by them)
AD: well than shall we go home?
hiro: sure why not
AD: dont get to excited you might break a hip....
hiro: no i wont....
AD: its sarcasm genius....
hiro: oh yeah...hehe...oops
walking down the street....(singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do....)
hiro: hey what time is it?
AD: why do you always want to know?
hiro: i was just wondering geez....
AD: its four in the morning
hiro: damn its that late...i mean early.....i mean...oh you know what i mean!!!
AD: yeeeeeeeeah...sure of course....
now we bring you a special presentaion....our own LSC has breaking news....
LSC: (sitting in cool news reporter desky dealie) hello fellow gravitation viewers we have just gotten word that yuki has chosen between me, tigress and shuichi and he has chosen (looks at paper) wait what??! he didnt choose any of us???
yuki: nope i hate you all...
tigress: you hate us all yuki!!!
yuki: ok if i had to choose i would pick shuichi...
LSC and tigress: but why????????????
shuichi: cuz i was here first!!!!!!!!
LSC and tigress: oh yeah......
tigress: but still!!!
LSC: yeah!!!!
yuki: i'll never win will i?...
this has been a breaking news with LSC...now back to the story...
AD: (blink blink) ok what was that all about?
hiro: i dont know your the one one writing it....
AD: huh?
hiro: your the one writing the story
AD: no im not...
hiro: ok than ill prove it...
AD: how?
hiro: (pulls hands away from key board)
banana!!
hiro: there see? when you stop writing the story stops...
AD: well that was a waste of space....
hiro: it adds suspense dont ya think?
AD: (shrugs) meh...besides i think that was just an excuse to hold my hands...
hiro: why would i need an excuse...we're married remember?
AD: so i just think you kinda still nervous..
hiro: what ever you say AD what ever you say...by the way do i still have to call you AD cant i use your real name?
AD: no..
hiro: why not?
AD: because....
hiro: because why?
AD: BECAUSE I SAID YOU COULDN'T SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: rawr...down kitty....
AD: bite me...
hiro: (bites top of her head)
AD: i didn't mean it literally....
hiro: tastes like chocolate...
AD: eww....i hate chocolate...
hiro: wow you really are extremely strange
AD: you realize this now?
hiro: no i knew its just that not likeing chocolate is a strange trait....
AD: ooook...
tigress: AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: oh damnit.....
LSC: hey AD we gots to tell you something!!!
AD: what?
tigress and LSC: your going on a vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: huh?
tigress: you and hiro...you know a honeymoon...
AD: ( blink blink) oh yeah a honeymoon..
hiro: yeah i was planning one *no he wasn't*
LSC: sure ya where hiro anywhocaboodle your going to hawaii!!!
AD: (sarcasm) oooooh...how original....
tigress: it was either that or alaska
AD: (sweatdrop) hawaii's good....
hiro: when do we leave?
LSC: in 14 minutes..
hiro and AD: WHAT!?
tigress: dont worry we already packed your stuff....(hands them suitcases)
hiro: you broke into my house
LSC: um.....no
AD: whatever!!!come on lets go already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the airport.....
AD: lookie lookie hiroshi!!its our plane!!!
hiro: will you calm down people are stareing at us...
random person: (whispers to friend) look at him hes cute...
random persons friend: (whispers back) i think thats the guy from bad luck...
AD: (heard that converasation) oh crap.....
fangirls: OH MY GOD ITS HIROSHI NAKANO OF BAD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: (smacks head) jesus....i should of known......
AD: um hiro......
hiro:i know i know.....
fangirls: (charge at hiro) GET HIM!!!
hiro: on the count of three run...
AD: meep...
hiro: 1........2.......3!!!!go!!!!
AD: (runs like hell with hiro)
on the plane.....
hiro and AD:(catch breath)
hiro: are you ok?
AD: yeah im good....
silence....
fangirls on the plane: OH MY GOD IT HIROSHI NAKANO OF BAD LUCK!!!
hiro: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BOTHER ME!!!!
AD: yeah! (sticks tounge out)
fangirls: no we dont have anthing better to do than stalk you hiro-sama....
AD: grrrr....back off hes mine!!
fangirls: oh yeah!!!!!
AD: yeah im his wife!!
fangirls: you wish!!!
big foot: rawr!!!
everyone: O_O
overhead speaker plane lady (ohspl): will all rabid fangirls, people married to famous people and big foot please sit down...we will be departing thank you...
hiro: well that was oddy specific....
AD: why is big foot going to hawaii
hiro: dont ask.....
AD: but i already asked and i wanna know why big foot wants to go to hawa....
hiro: (put hand over AD's mouth) i said dont ask got it?
AD: (nods)
big foot: (reading newspaper)
fangirl behind AD: (kicks AD's seat)
AD: (twitch)
fangirl: (kick)
AD: (twitch twitch)
fangirl: (kick kick)
AD: (twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch) if she kicks me one more time i swear im gonna....
fangirl: (kick)
AD: THATS IT!!!!!!!ITS ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!(turns to face her) LISTEN BITCH-MONGER!!!!!!!I DONT NEED YOUR SHIT NOW!!!!IM TRYING TO RELAX WITH MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fangirl: hiro-sama would never date an ugly girl like you
AD: (bites bottom lip so hard it bleeds) must.......resist........urge......to.............kill
hiro: um AD please just sit down......
flappythmm: thats not gonna work man look at her face...shes ready to kick some fangirl ass.....
hiro: (gulp)
AD: i'll make you regret those words
fangirl: what re you gonna do?
AD: im gonna punch your teeth so far down your throat your gonna have to eat through your ass........
fangirl: yeah right.....
hiro: (thinks) she would do it too....um AD?
AD: not now hiro!!!
hiro: but um......
AD: i said SHUT UP!!!!
hiro: (slinks down in seat) ok im shuttin up........
fangirl: come on wussy girl you cant do it you los......
AD: (punches fangirl in face)
fangirl: (ain't pretty nomore)(unconcious)
hiro: AD?
AD: (goes back to happy mode and sits down) yes hiroshi? (smile)
hiro: (sweatdrop) um....do you have split personalities?
AD: yes......
hiro: um.......ok....
AD: oh did serenity come out again?
hiro: serenity?
AD: yeah shes my evil psychotic half she only comes out when i get really super pissed......
hiro: oh......................ok.....................(major sweatdrop)
a few hours later....
AD: hiro hiro!!!!!lookie lookiie its hawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiro: finally................
in the hawaii airport
hawaii chicks with grass skirts(hcwgs): aloha! (puts flower necklace thing on hiro and AD)
AD: ohhhh...........arigato!!!!
hcwgs: (blink blink)
AD: GOMEN NASAI!!! you dont speak janaese!!! i ment spank you............i mean thank you...yeah yeah thats the one....
hiro: (sighs) come on lets get to our hotel.....
at the hotel check in desk thinga-ma-bobber.......
clerky dude: name and room number please...
hiro: hiroshi nakano...room 1,233,778 (looks at number) wait what???
clerky dude: yes heres your room key (hands him key)
hiro: (takes key) yeah..............riiight.............
AD: come on hiro (drags him to elevator and they go up to the 127,483th floor)
in room.....
AD: man elevators suck where so high up what if i fall off the balconey?
hiro: you won't
AD; how do you know
hiro: because i wouldn't let you
AD: would you care to test that theory?
hiro: what?
AD: (goes over to balconey and leanes over edge) oh no im gonna fall (tips over side)
hiro: what the hell!! (grabs AD and pulls her inside) JESUS WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: (watery heart shaped eyes) y......y...you saved me i could of died and you saved me....
hiro: well der!!!!!of course i saved you!!!i wouldnt let you die!!
AD: (crys) thats so sweet!!!
hiro: are you crying?
AD: im so happy.....
flappythmm: aw....how adorable....
BANG!!! CRASH!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
LSC: LA LI HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tigress: what she said!!
AD: what the fuck?
hiro: damnit do you always have to follow us??
tigress and LSC: yes we do!!
hiro: get the hell out!! (pushes them out door)
AD: we cant stay in the room or they'll come back...lets go to the beach!!!!
hiro: fine.....
chapter 12
spin the bottle
AD: well well well everybody we made it to chapter 12....i would like to thank god....and all my friends who yelled at me to keep writing (which was kinda rude i might add)
hiro: must you always complain??
AD: shut up......
hiro: geez....anywho she doesnt own gravitation....but i think you would know that by now....and if you dont...your fuckin stupid.....
AT THE BEACH!!!!!!...................
AD: ouch this sand is hot!!!
hiro: well why did you take your shoes off?
AD: its the beach duh!!!
hiro: yeah i know but im not takeing my shoes of until after we find a place to sit.....
AD: well arnt you so wonderful.......(sticks tounge out)
hiro: whatever......
in the spot there chillin at..........
AD: man hiro your so boring......you could of at least wore a speedo...instead you wear those normal shorts things.....
hiro: your sick
AD: i try.....
random person: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: (blink blink) hey i know that human....its my friend......
MirokuLuvr: HEY AD!!!!(runs over and sits down) whatchadoin?
AD: chillin with my husband....
ML: husband?
AD: yup!! hiroshi nakano!!hes my husband!!
hiro: hey...
ML: YOUR MARRIED TO HIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: yup!!
ML: HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DID THAT HAPPEN!!!!!
AD: go read the other 11 chapters......
ML: (reads chapters) ohhh....i get i now....
hiro: great can you leave now??
AD: dont be rude!!!!!
ML: yeah....geez......
hiro: well god damnit everytime we get away from people someone else comes!!!!
AD: yeah thats true.......hey ML why dont you chill at the hotel till we come back ok?
ML: (hangs head) fine......(leaves)
hiro: finally!!!bout damn time!!!
AD: yeah anyways im gonna go swim you wanna come?
hiro: sure....
swimming!!!.........
AD: wah!!!its cold!!!
hiro: well....duh.....
AD: shut up....
hiro: hey your the on ethat wanted to got swiming not m.....(gets hit in back of head) OUCH!! what the hell was that....
AD: (looks down and picks up something) oh god no...
hiro: what....(looks down at thing) shit.....
ryuichi: KUMA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs over and tackles AD and grabs kumagoro)
hiro: DAMNIT STRAIGHT TO PUS-SPEWING BLOOD-GUTTED HELL!!!!!!!
AD: (underwater)
ryuichi: (finally lets her up) KUMA-CHAN!!I GOT YOU BACK!!!!
AD: (catches breath) damn......you......ryu....ichi........
hiro: are you okay?
AD: in-fucking-creadable..........
hiro: yeah anyways........
LSC: Hey guys!!!!
tigress: we're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k: oh yeah!!!!
shuichi: beach party!!!
yuki: hellz yeah!!!
ryuichi: na no da!!!
tohma: yeah!!!
ML: word!!
AD: (jaw drop)
hiro: if you love me......you'll kill me
AD: sorry...i dont have a gun handy.....
hiro: damn.......
at the hotel room.......
shuichi is drunk and half dead on the couch
k is yelling at random people on the street
yuki is on the ceiling fan tying to get away from tigress and LSC
tohma is trying to pry ML off of him
ryuichi is throwing kumagoro and breaking stuff
hiro is bashing his head into the wall
and AD is just kinda watching.......
AD: why does this always happen?
hiro: (as hes hitting his head on the wall) i(bash)dont(bash)know(bash)
flappthmm: so hiro having a nice honeymoon?
hiro: does it look like it?
flappythmm: (looks around room) yes......
hiro: (glare)
SUDDENLY!!!!!BANG!!!!!
everyone: O_o (as the door crashes open)
lchainsaw: HELLO HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM THE AMAZING DRAGON MISTRESS KNOW AS LADY CHAINSAW!!!!!(starts up chainsaw)
AD: legato? what re you doing here?
LC: well you see....i um........i dont know...........(smile)
AD: riiight.....
LC: OHHHH!!!!FIRE!!!!!!
AD: what fire?
LC: (takes out lighter and sets stuff on fire)
AD: oh that......
hiro: what the hell!! (puts out fire) ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!
LC: yes......WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IS THAT.......EIRI YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuki: no not another one....
tigress: hey back off!!
LSC: hes mine!!!
LC: suuuuuuure (grabs yuki and goes into closet)
everyone: O_o (sweatdrop)
ML: well anyways!!!! how anout we play a game!!
ryuichi: but we played all the games at my sleepover.....
ML; but did you play spin the bottle?
AD: (gulp) no........
ML: (smirk)ok than lets play!!!
LC: (comes out with yuki) I HEARD SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!
yuki: help....me.....
k: yeah we're playing spin the bottle....well shuichi isnt cuz hes basicly dead......
shuichi: corn flakes?
so they sit in the circle thing.....
AD: um we.....need a bottle.....
hiro: (hands her bottle) here....
AD: ok...thanks...i guess.....(puts bottle in center) who wants to go first?
LC: ME!!!!
AD: okely dokely.....
LC: (spins bottle and it lands on.......ryuichi) NO!!! WANT IT TO LAND ON YUKI!!!
K; to bad i landed on ryuichi
ryuichi: na no da!!
tohma: so you have to kiss ryuichi
LC: LIKE HELL I DO!!!! (starts chainsaw) I WANT YUKI!!!!!
AD: ok kiss yuki....geez......
LC: (smile)
yuki: but i dont want to kiss her (sound of chainsaw) (sweatdrop) i mean ok........
LC: (kisses yuki)
everyone: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...........
hiro: anyways whos next?
LSC: i wanna go!!!!(spins bottle and i lands on tohma) YAY!!!! (kisses tohma)
tohma: yay......
ML: me next!! (spins and it lands on......big foot??)EW NO!!!
bigfoot: rawr!!!(leaves)
everyone: O_o
ML: (spins again and i lands on hiro)
AD: NO YOU CANT KISS MY HUSBAND!!!!
ML; god damnit (spins again and i lands on ryuichi so she kisses him)
ryuichi: NA NO DA!!!!
AD: now me!!!(spins and i lands on.......)
AD: i leaving you hanging!!!!ohhhh dont ya just hate me!!!!BWHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
p>My Adventure With The Gravitation Boys
chapter 13
now this is gettin wierd
AD: hey isn't 13 supposed to be an unlucky number?
hiro: yeah why?
AD; well maybe we'll have some bad luck in this chapter
hiro; you say that like we haven't had bad luck in all the other chapters
AD: oh yeah huh?
hiro: yeah....you know the drill...she doesn't own gravi..blah blah blah....
AND WHERE I LEFT YOU HANGING........
AD: (spins the bottle and it lands on......K) eep......do i have to kiss k?
hiro: no
yuki: yes she does!!i had to kiss her!! (points to LC)
LC: is there a problem with that yuki?
yuki: yeah theres a poblem with it i.....(remembers chainsaw)....i mean no theres no problem
ryuichi: kiss k na no da!!
k: no i have a wife....
ML: sooooooo
tigress: yeah at lest shes not here...
LSC: yeah AD's husband is sitting right next to her
judy: CLAUDE. K WINCHESTER GET OVER HERE!!!!!
AD: where did she come from?
hiro: hehe...claude.....
k: damnit she found me......
judy: come on claude!!!we have to go!!your son is waiting for you to take him to chuck e. cheese!!(drags him out)
everyone: (laughing histericly)
shuichi: haha......cheese
tigress: well i guess you don't have to kiss k now...spin again
AD: (spins and it lands on hiro) YAY!!!!!!!!!!!(kisses hiro)
10 minutes later.......
LC: ok you guys can stop now........
tigress: um guys?
LSC: hello???
ML: DAMNIT STOP MAKEING OUT ALREADY!!!
hiro & AD: (stop kissing)
hiro: hehe.....oops
AD: well it is our honeymoon!!!
yuki: you know they have a point.....
LC: who said you could talk yuki?
yuki: gomen nasai....
tohma: well maybe we should leave them alone......
ryuichi: but this is fun NA NO DA!!!
shuichi: (stumbles out door)bye mommy!!(leaves)
everyone: (sweatdrop) O_o
AD: OK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!!! (pushes them out)
hiro: finally we're alone!!!
AD: yay!!!
KNOCK KNOCK
hiro: MOTHER FUCKER!!! (opens door) WHAT?!
ken: hey you killed taki he was our friend
ma-kun: yeah we can't be ask without taki.......
hiro: LISTEN!!! IM TRYING TO HAVE ANICE HONEYMOON HERE!!!I DONT NEED PEOPLE FROM ASS PISSING ME OFF AS WELL!!!
ma-kun: oh really is she your wife? (points to AD)
ken: i think she could do better than you......
hiro: (twitch) just get out......
ma-kun: no i like her (grabsa AD and runs out)
AD: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!i mean HELP ME HIRO!!! (in head) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
hiro: (dramictly has hair covering eyes) you....bastards (raises head up) I'LL SAVE YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!...well i hope its not the last thing i do...cuz that would suck
with AD,ken and ma-kun......
AD: (yawn) hey ma-kun?
ma-kun: what?
AD: you know your pretty cute
ma-kun: your saying that to the person who just kidnapped you
AD: and?
ma-kun: are you an idiot or are you just related to ryuichi sakuma?
AD: you know i should really look into that......
ken: whatever just get in the car and lets go!!!!!!
back with hiro....
hiro: (puts ring on finger and raises it in the air)JUSTICE LEAGUE ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence)
hiro: i should of figured...i did get this out of a cracker jack box........(pickes up phone and calls people)
tigress: WHAT?! ASS...I MEAN ASK KIDNAPPED AD!!!
LSC: THOSE BASTARDS!!
LC: WE SHOULD SAW THEIR LEGS OFF!!!
ML: i'll kill them
hiro: so i take it you wanna help?
all of AD's friends: HELL YEAH!!!
in ma-kun's car.......
AD: im hungary
ken: deal with it
AD: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-kun i want foooooood
ma-kun: fine
ken: WHAT?! we're kidnapping her we cant just...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ma-kun: (pushed ken out door) damn hes annoying....
AD: (blink blink) now theres no ask....just you......
ma-kun: who cares....ask sucked anyways....
AD: yeah...but anyways!!!onward to food!!!
ma-kun: now we're talkin!!
at a resturant.........
AD: wow ma-kun for a kidnapper your pretty cool
ma-kun: um...thanks
with hiro and friends.....
LC: i swear im gonna cut him in to to many pieces.....
tigress: hi momma won't recognize him that....
LSC: slimey no good....
ML: son of a bitch
hiro: ok no more finishing each others sentences....its scary
tigress: shut up and drive...
hiro: sorry....
when they finally find them............
AD: HIRO!!! you came to save me!!!
ma-kun: great........
hiro: now let her go and...
LC: nobody gets hut
hiro what did i say about finishing sentences!!?????????
LC: hehe....gomen nasai i couldn't help it.....
tigress: enough talk!!!
LSC: lets kick some ask!!((yay play on words!!))
ML: that wa lame
tigress: oh shut up lets go....
hiro: yeah!!!
they charge at ma-kun......
AD: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: O_O
tigress: what the hell???
AD: you cant kill him...he was so nice...
hiro: oh do you like him now?
AD: no hiro i.......i just....he was so nice and he bought me food and...
hiro: fine go with him......(throws wedding ring)
AD: (looks like she was stabbed in the heart) h...hiro?
hiro: what?! i don't know why i bothered!!!
AD: hiro?! this isn't funny!!
hiro: im not kidding!!
AD: (clentches fists and walks up to hiro)
AD & hiro: (glareing at each other)
AD: (goes to punch hiro)
hiro: (stops fist and leans down) tricked ya......
AD: YOU ASS!!!!!
hiro: (picks up ring and laughs) thanks ma-kun, thanks guys
everyone: no problem (leaves)
AD: what the hell just happend
hiro: well you always mess with me so i decided to mess with you by having ma-kun "kidnap" you and have your friends play along
AD: you suck
hiro: i try...