When you get a car when you're older (or have one now, lucky person), it can be a funny car, a fast one (if you have the money), or even a famous one (which you later find out is a fake), you have to make it exciting. So follow these simple instructions for you to have fun.
1) When driving to a motor/highway, get into the fast lane, and gradually, go slower and slower untill you're going 10mph, and watch the people behind you go crazy.
2) Wear a chicken suit, and go "bwuk! bwuk!" with the windows fully down.
3) Stop at green lights.
4) Go on red lights.
5) Honk... Honk a lot.
6) Sing without the radio or CD player on... Loud.
7) Let the pedestrians know whos king of the road.
8) When driving down a 1 way road, turn round and tell the others to reverse.
9) Randomly get out of your car everyone 20 seconds to clean the outside of the windows.
10) Drive with your feet.
11) Let a pedestrian cross the road... Halfway... Then drive at full speed in their direction.
12) Put your shirt over your head, but make sure you can see, so others think you're a headless driver.
13) Race the train to see who gets to the other side first.
14) Paint on the back window, "Help me!", and tie yourself up driving with your mouth.
15) Take your pets with you in the car, with food in your pockets.
16) Go on your laptop while go at 70mph.
17) Get a tolilet built in instead of the passenger seat.
18) Drive in reverse the whole way of your journey.
19) Just simply steer people off the road.
20) Go crazy and mental!
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