Welcome to the Random Noob Section. This page is dedicated to the random noobs of runescape that say/do stupid things. Enjoy!
#1 Noob, dumbass, racist, rule breaker, etc. in runescape=REDNECK J16.
This guy is just stupid. Check out these pics and see for yourself.
LOL
Thats all the Mod tells him. I would ban him right away.
LOL look at this guy. He is saying he is buying a crown set (meaning party hat set in nooby language) for 51k and mith legs. Hehe check it out.
Wow thank you very much mod for telling him the right thing.
And if you haven't noticed everyone that posted there were making fun of him and being sarcastic.
Ok I don't know where this noob came from, but he is soo random...All of a suden someone adds me and starts asking me questions...Right there I was thinking wtf?
After this I put him on my ignore list. I have no idea what he wanted from me, but I didn't take screenshots of it after but he strangely kept asking me do I know what a scam is. Now you know not to be strange with me because you'll be posted here. 
Hehe forum noobies, you gotta love em. 
Well here are some fresh noobs off the runescape forums.
Well This is Something you shouldn't miss. These dialogues are very funny and I got them straight of the forums and the players' names are next to the dialogue, so I don't claim to write any of these. And also, On the forums there are many of these kind of dialogues over hundreds but I choose the funniest ones only
Cheesebasher:
You know you're a noob when you say "al-kharid is on my friends list, but I can't pass for free!!"
George 050:
You know you're a noob when you report to jagex of a bug which makes you start on lvl 3 rather then lvl 1.
Killr33:
You know you're a noob wen instead of reporting somone, you call the police.
Andrew Jj:
You know you're a noob when you put a random event on ignore because it wont stop bothering you.
Reaper95000
You know you're a noob when u r in world 2 and u see someone saying "selling verac"! and u report them for account sharing/trading.
Gmboy902
You know you're a noob when you find urself: asking a p mod where he bought the crown beside his name and trying to find the shoplifting button on report abuse when he says he didnt buy it
Yo Yo Dawg
You know ur a noob when u say " im cooking meat on this range but it doesnt give me any ranged experience."
Yo Yo Dawg
You know ur a noob when u try to attach a rope to a black kite then fly it.
Sam Jr Dk
U know your a noob when someone tries to scam u and u try to use a law rune on them....
I've been informed by some of the people that wrote these quotes that I used them without permission. Although I have it all settled now, I am not using this for any purpose other then just displaying it and I did put the name of the people that wrote these quotes.
Here are some new screens of people who just dont get it. 
Consider This a warning so if you act wierd with me, you'll easily get yourself here.
There is no doubt to who is the #1 noob in runescape.
Don't make fun of me because I realy thought I was hacked and it came out about most people in runescape had the same problem at the same time. Nah just joking, you can make fun of me because thats what the random noob section is all about. 
Well we got some more fans of the site pming me...:D Check it out:
Ok so first I wanted to tell him my new sites address.
Well on the end he got mad at me because I said that I will send these pics to jagex since he is asking me to item transfer.
Well here's another one yet off my pure account. I didn't get pics of when he ran but when he pmed me.
Ok me and my friend were pking on our pures. His account is pure4life46 and mine is pure4life 46. Well we own this noob, get the kill and next think you know he pm's me. He is asking for a 1 on 1 dm in Edgeville. Well ok I accept and here we go...
Ok so after that I accpted and there you have it, he ran from our dm...His excuse was no runes but its not true cuz he had no food.
Ok so I go pking, and I pked this mage..Ok it was a typical K-O and all the food was on the ground. Here comes a lvl 35 steals ALL the food and then asks me to a dm. Ok he has no skull and made me attack him..It was pointless but very sad.
Well here is the kill first of all:
There he is the lvl 35 named Edhead4...It was full lobbies on the floor and the teles are not mine its from the pk..
Ok here is when we fought..I had no food left and he had none either. There goes another noob running from a dm and sry for tellys cuz they were from earlier and I wouldnt use them.
And here is when he ran...
Ok so I'm training my pure account and some noob comes up to me and make fun of me for my low level. The pics might not make much sense but still here they are...
Well ok so here the pics are pretty much only after he came on his main. Oh because he was making fun of me when I was lvl 11 and then he came with his lvl 40 main to make more fun of me. Well this is after I came with bleee2, he had not much to say and he just kept dissing me...Ugh..
This one is after when he left....But then he came back again.
And here he comes back and I come with bleee2...lol..
Once again I'm on my main. Some noob makes fun of me because of my level....again...Well he thinks that he has a lvl 125 main...wtf I proved him wrong.
Ok so he yells out "so many noobs" and I said that he's one of them. Look how mad he gets:
Well he says his main is "mosterkiller"
Uh oh I wonder why its not on the hiscores?
Yay I love when they get mad when I tell them that they are going on my site.