I last caught up with the park only 6 months previous, however whereas then Thurston's Fun Fair went some way towards papering over the cracks the whole site is now very bleak and getting bleaker.
Now you see it-now you don't. Tragically the Log Flume has made its final splash and soon the neighbouring Runnaway Coaster will be in hot water.
Alas-these builders could rely on lessons from Bob. Sure they have the builders Butts, but where are the works site fences, the health and safety signs (ie "hard hat area), the manners (mother f**kers, this is private property so F off)?
Sorry Kids, todays ride is a little shorter than normal, but no worries. Uncle Godden is going to let you have a 10% discount.
Mechanic-"Boss, isolated the problem. We seem to have a small leak."
Godden-"Right do some tests. Your're quite sure this is where the leak is? Don't just look at it. I want this ride back up and running in 5 minutes tops!"
Jimmy Godden-"I'll tell you what, I'll donate the contents on that lorry to the orphans in Taiwan if you let me build a big ugly ASDA. Is that a deal?"
Council unison DEAL.