*name credit goes to Krooked from Halo Babies (he thought of it)

  Welcome to the home page for Gruntish, an unofficial Halo comic and tale! Here you can read the long humorous tale of a group of Grunts, a faministic Elite, a pacifist Hunter, ADHD Jackles and a majorly cracked AI. There are many other characters which include a meglomaniac Engineer and a vain Commander. You will also meet random characters and maybe even a Prophet (we're still negotiating with them at present you see; tight assess want lots of money!)

  From the Crew of the Electora; we hope you enjoy!

First of All, Here's a bunch of links to places where you can download midis (like the ones I have on my Gruntish site here).

http://www.findmidis.com/

http://www.mididb.com/

http://www.musicrobot.com/ (midi search engine)

http://www.free-midi.org/

If you're into anime, art and the like, here's some cool links I go to:

http://www.deviantart.com/ (have your own online [free] account and post pictures and art stuff, and view other peoples art; heaps of fanart)

http://www.theotaku.com (a bit like deviantart, but strictly anime; and not as big as deviantart)

http://www.absoluteanime.com/ (read about lots of different animes and character profiles)

http://www.freedict.com/onldict/jap.html (online Japanese <--> English dictionary; and other languages too)

http://www.polykarbon.com/japan/language.htm (learn to write Japanese)

And here's some fun sites I go to when I'm bored (interactive sites and others):

http://www.homestarrunner.com/ (some awesome toons, random stuff, and puppet videos of the characters... you MUST see the Strongbad E-mail toons!!)

http://gat-x.com/EraOfCosmos/index2.htm (A Gundam roleplaying site, a very good one at that. I haven't joined up yet because I haven't watched enough Gundam to completely understand the whole plot thing, but it looks kewl)

http://q.webring.com/hub?ring=drawanime&id=33&go (a web ring with several links to sited where you can learn to draw anime and comics and stuff)

http://www.cartoonsmart.com/ (flash tutorials; I don't actully go to this one, but it looks pretty okay)

http://www.building12.net/ (online comic; pretty funny; also, you can join the forum. I'm on the forum as SGT Sora Sokudo)

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Random Non-Grunstish Related Screen Capture/s: From SD Gundam; Gundam get's an enema!

Long time no updates, I guess I could say. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SIGNED THE GUEST BOOK!!!

It's been a long time since I even posted chapter 7 preview; I'll admit, I haven't sone much more on that, either, but I'll update the picture gallery, and I'll put some awesome links up to places where youcan get some midi music for free (usually you right click the midi link the click "save target as"). I'm having a rough time at school, I'm doing exams and study and more exams, and blah blah, so that's sorta put me off writing for sometime now.

Anyways, I'll have the site updated with the pics and links in the next few days (and yes, I will do it!!)

   Long time no see, I suppose. Good news; I'm writing Gruntish again, and I hope to have the next chapter up soon. The Prophet, named Profanity, will be introduced, as well as the characters people have submitted (well, most of them).

In the chapter so far/ deffinates: (I might even stretch this over two chapters to fit more funk in)

-Profanity is assigned to the ship, although the Commander doesn't like this one iota

-A few mini adventures of the crew at the Unyielding Hierophant

-Zara has an unusual anger streak unlike her other tempers *hint of something*

-Joobie's unusual powers will start to show more

-A more younger, smelly, nappy wearing 'crew' is also assigned to the ship... you'll have to wait to read the chapter for more details, but it might go on into the chaper after wards if it's close to the end of the chapter

-The Commander recieves some very disturbing news, but he doesn't tell anyone... except his Gold Elites; something funny is going on, and the Grunts are still oblivious to it.

-The re-epuipment of the Electra proceeds; some pretty funky stuff (and top-secret stuff) is added. It is also painted pink... lets jsut say Dero Mofo was one of the overseers of the ship's re-equiping.

-The will be Morcas... lots of them. And they're also being assigned to the ship.

-Waziz and Zepha experience the effects of a laxative super-size chocolate block ( "the block to end your block")

It's all thanks to SD GUNDAM FORCE!!! Those cute lil Zakos warmed my heart; they reminded me so much of Grunts, so I finally got back in the mood to write again. Yay!

In honour of these Zakos, once I've completed the next chapter, I am making a Special Chapter; it won't be connected to the main story plot, and is a one-off "random" Chapter... that will have a very wierd twist. Zakos and Grunts will meet for the first time ^___^ I won't say anymore, but you can bet your boots I'm going to pack it with as much funny crap as I can fit in a chapter.

  For the past 3 weeks I've been at a SNCO promo course (Air Cadets), and hence not much has happened with Chapter 7. However, a rough storyline for chapter 7 is as follows:

-Profan (short for Prophet of Prophanity) is introduced first of all, while his elders are giving a sermon, which he is kicked out of for being rude

-profan goes to Phat Phood for a meal and is called over to the landing bay to name a new ship

-the Electora parks it's arse next to the new ship, and all the crew unboard (is that a word?); the Commander meets Profan

-Profan, a day later, receives orders he is to alos board the Electora so he could 'gain experience.' The Commander by this stage has also received a letter ordering he must facilitate for a very special crew, apart from the squadrons he is about to take under his wing

- everyone meets for a debrief the same day; dero mofo explains the new 'adjustments' to the Electra and the Commander shits his pants.

-everyone boards the ship; including a few unauthorized personnel...

  Of course, I can't say everything; there's a few things I want kept quiet until the chapter's release, and there's still a few things i need to fill in. I can't put an estimated time of completion, becasue I really don't know when this chapter will be finished.

  Other Updates:

  Of course, being my silly self, I realised I've made a couple of errors here and there in the story. I will get around to fixing them, but for now here they are:

 1. in Chapter 6, Aubrine is refered to as a 'Captain'; this is incorrect. Aubrine, according to previous chapters, is a lieutenant.

 2. I seem to be spelling the Jackals all differntly. Once I get the correct spelling for the Covenant Jackal (<-- I don't know if that's the right spelling) I will go through and edit those mistakes.

3. I may have spelt the Electra 'Electora'; my hard copy on my computer has these underlined, but I still need to double-check the copies of the story on the net, because I don't know if i fixed them all.

  If you notice any grammer mistakes, or story line mistakes, please notify me at coveant_elite_mwuhahaha@hotmail.com ; title the letter 'Gruntish Corections' or I'll delete the e-mail thinking it's junk/virus/hopeless person sending random frikkin e-mails.

  Yep, Chapter 6 is finished!! Kinda lame end tho; but I'm pretty sure this is the longest chapter yet (whopping 25 pages!), but I wanted to get it on here today (12DEC04).

  Enjoy! And remember, there is a Gruntish RPG (the link is somewhere on the page; and I haven't got it handy to C & P); but it's not all RPG, we talk, too: from stuff, anything! Oh, and Gruntish of course lol.

  Well, I have actually made progess since I mentioned the thing about the Prophet of Profanity; and I am almost finished the chapter- I just have to do this one last little scene in the Hospital Wing, and Vwola! All finished; then all the Fan characters which are boarding the Electora will be introduced in the next chapter (all except one, who is already on the Electora... She's in disguise at the moment though).

  Anyways, I've decided to put all the up-dates, info and what-not on the MSN RPG site in this forum: http://groups.msn.com/Halo-GruntishRPG/storystuffs.msnw so that I can save room on this site for the chapters to come. I will occasionally post here, but with less detail.

Chapter 5 is FINISHED!! YAY!!

  That's right ladies and Gents, I finally finished Chapter five! It didn't finish where i was hoping to, but hell, you're gonna love it- and Chapter 6 (named "Man-Boobies").

Join the Gruntish RPG!

  Yes, I have done what i said I would- and this time in a decent time period (unlike chapter 5). The new site, for talk, pictures, RPG and chat, is at the site: http://groups.msn.com/Halo-GruntishRPG/greetings.msnw

  You probably have noticed we have put music on the site- don't get angry, think of it as a compliment! We do not in any way claim it as my own or claim that we made it.  We just like our music ^_~

This is the Grunt-O-Matic! It likes to count visitors; we don't know why, it just does. Our Engineer fixed the problem for us; it wasn't working. He said we didn't put it on the page for starters, so lets hope it starts counting!