This news story made me want to beat all breeders in the head with a wrench:

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Apparently, breeders are suing media group Viacom as well as cereal producer Kellogg for "promoting sugary cereals on childrens' television". Every time I think breeders can't get any dumber or lazier, I'm always proven horribly wrong.

Those who are suing are most likely the parents of overweight children, or parents with nothing better to do with their lives. Yes, you're kids are fat, so rather than blame yourself for the junk food you buy them, you decide to blame television and cereal makers. What the fuck is wrong with these dumb shits? It's not commercials advertising junk food that make kids fat - stupid breeders are just looking for excuses to cover up their own incompetence and lack of parenting.

Note to you retards...your brats will not pack on the pounds from just watching television - as bizarre as it may seem, "eye candy" is just a metaphor. Watching a junk food advertisement does not make anyone fat - buying the junk food that is seen on television and then consuming it is what adds weight. Just because your little Snotley sees that big box of Sugar Lumps on television, he automatically needs to have it?

Attention breeders...you are not doing your sprogs a favor by buying them everything that makes their little eyes twinkle, especially junk food. Since when did a simple "no" become an unfathomable option? So your little Shittums throws a tantrum because he doesn't get his Fatty Flakes - big fucking deal. It's not the end of the world or mankind, and he'll get over it. It will benefit the kid in the long run if you refuse him some of that junk food.

Also, since when did televisions have the ability to be activated, but not turned off? Are television sets and remotes being manufactured now without an "Off" button? If you don't want your damn kids watching commercials pushing the sugary cereals and junk food, turn off the fucking television. Oh, but wait, I forgot...if you turn off the television, you'll end up losing your free electronic babysitter...then you might actually need to do something with your child. What am I thinking? Heaven forbid you actually spend time with your kids - no, you'd rather let them rot in front of the idiot box for hours on end.

Here's some insight - your child isn't a vampire. They will not melt if they're exposed to daylight. Get your kid off his ass and outside - buy him some toys he can play with in the backyard. If you don't want those beady little eyes watching the happy sugar flakes dancing across the television screen, get Bratley away from the TV. How about buying some real food so the kids can eat real meals, rather than processed or frozen shit? It's you're fault that your kids are fat, so stop looking for people to play the scapegoat.