Rarely do websites piss me off, but this one managed to quite well:

http://www.quiverfull.com/articles.php/id19/

Ten reasons to have another child? I can't even think of a good reason to have one. Not a single one of these makes sense:

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1. "Have another child to join with God in the creation of an immortal soul"
How about the people who aren't Christian? Does this mean that the experience of "creating an immortal soul" will not be as fulfilling as a direct result of one's religion?

Sprogging has nothing to do with anyone's soul - two people fuck, Moo gets knocked up. It's not religion or any god that makes conception occur - it's called nature, you retards. When two dogs fuck, are they joining with God to make the immortal souls of the conceived puppies in the female's body? NO. Sperm meets egg, egg is fertilized, and you have an embryo. Religion is in no way related to fertilization.

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2. "Have another child to bring joy into your life"
Yeah, because kids are so fucking joyful. These people are crazy - it's a very well-known fact that parents suffer from depression far more often than those who are not childed.

There was even a study done on this not too long ago, but I don't know why. It's very obvious parents are miserable just by observing them. And what about parents who have autistic kids, or kids with Tourette's? I'll bet that's a joyful experience - normal children are a big enough pain in the ass, but when you throw a mental disorder into the mix, you're going to want to dash your own brains out with a baseball bat.

What if someone had an autistic child, sprogged again, and had another autistic child? Yeah, that would be so joyful - insanity times two. I know it's not the kids' fault for being born that way, but this isn't about the children - it's about the "joyful" experience of making another hellspawn.

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3. "Have another child to grown in holiness and virtue" Having more kids will not make you any holier than the next fat Moo with her litter. You're proving your reproductive organs are in working order - good for you. I do that once a month when I menstruate.

Having kids doesn't make you have virtues. You think you have virtues if you sprog after a Bible thumper tells you that having kids will make you closer to God? By making more kids for good ol' God, you are taking away from the rest of the world. If you worship God and go to confession and just be an overall good person, God will be your homie. You don't need to procreate to please him or anyone else.

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4. "Have another child to help end abortion"
What in the flying fuck? How the hell would having more kids help to end abortion? First of all, if you shit out another kid, how would that affect another woman's decision to abort? And children are becoming more "rare" due to contraception because some people are smart enough to protect themselves so they don't bring unwanted kids into the world that they know would get neglected.

But breeder-cows shit out enough kids to make up for the ones the smart people don't have, and then some. So, in all reality, there is no damn shortage of children in our world. These fucktards are trying to make contraception sound evil because it seems to be against God's will.

No matter what you people believe, people will continue to fuck outside marriage and not have kids. You should be condoning birth control to keep unwanted kids from being born, not saying babies are rare because of contraception. Do not call people selfish who choose not to subject a child to a life where it would not receive everything it deserves.

More children in society will not make people turn pro-life. When a couple without kids is trying to enjoy a nice evening out to dinner, do you think they will automatically want to go home and try to conceive a kid after hearing a brat screaming bloody murder in the booth next to them?

Understand this, in your half-wit minds: With more annoying, drooling, screaming cunt-devils plaguing this planet, more people will probably become supportive of the pro-chocie movement because they don't want to have to deal with the irritation of the brats of others. If not becoming supportive of the pro-choice movement, they will probably at least be convinced enough to never bear their own kids. You all need to be beaten in the head with a bat for thinking this.

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5. "Have another child so your son will have brothers or your daughter will have sisters"
This is not a good fucking reason in the least to have another kid. Don't these people know how much siblings fight with each other? They find it joyful to hear two brothers fighting about something totally menial for hours on end? Are they on crack?

Also, who is to say you would have another child of the same gender as your first? There's already a son in the picture, but a daughter is shit out - will Shittums still be happy that their baby brother was replaced by a girl? When a new kid comes along, the first one almost always gets neglected. All the attention goes to the new shit loaf, and Sprog #1 is pushed away. Yeah, that's really joyful for him, but once again, this isn't about how the children feel - it's ALL about the parents experiencing the joy of having another child.

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6. "Have another child so you (and your parents) won’t be lonely in old age"
This one is a kick in the ass. These people assume that all children will be sweet and wonderful and take care of Moo and Duh when they're old. First of all, what guarantee is there that a kid will want to care for their aging parents when they are adults and have their own lives? What happens when Junior moves clear across the country so he has a good excuse to never have to visit the 'rents?

Also, why do people assume they will be lonely when they're old? Do they think they will be the only elderly people in the whole fucking world? Older people whi are capable of taking care of themselves can have small get-togethers for tea, card games, or just conversation. They'll have friends. I know when my great-aunt's neighbor could still get around okay, she would go visit my great-aunt every day. The would have tea and lunch, watch television, and just talk about anything. They weren't lonely, and neither will parents today when they get to be that age.

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7. "Have another child because people are our greatest resource"
That's a damn understatement - there's a raging surplus of humans in the world, and it's only continuing to grow. The world will not soon run out of humans. Our "greatest resource" will be what is responsible for using up all of our suffering resources if it's allowed to grow at such a rapid rate.

As the result of overpopulation, we are using up the stuff we really need. I don't want to hear that "this baybee might grow up to be a heart surgeon and save people's lives, or will discover the cure for cancer". The key word is MIGHT - there's a better chance that Snotley will end up on welfare because they're too fucking stupid to work and they want to use up tax dollars to pay their cable bill and to buy drugs. There are people who do become influencial figures in our world, but not every last damn brat is going to do something good with their life.

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8. "Have another child to contribute to the economy"
You retards! Children TAKE AWAY from the economy! What fucking rock have you been living under for the past century? As more brats are made, taxes go up to support Moos and the schools they stick their sprogs in.

So, are you saying you want to pay more for taxes to help people you don't even know? If you do, then good for you - you can cover the taxes of the people who don't want to sacrifice more of their income for breeders who can't keep their legs shut.

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9. "Have another child to counter global depopulation"
What is wrong with you people? What world are you living in that is so depopulated? There are over 6 billion people on this planet - we are in absolutely no damn danger of becoming extinct.

Even if people quit having kids for a year or two, we would still not be extinct. Screw your heads on tighter and think about what you're saying! People are raping the world's resources so much now that it's sickening - it won't be long before those resources are all gone, and then the human race will be up the creek without a paddle. At the rate people are having kids, our population will double within the next 10 years. There is little room left on this planet for more people.

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10. "Have another child to help populate heaven"
So you're saying you want to have a child just so it can die at some point? If you want to help populate heaven, go kill a few people. Tell them to recant all their sins and blow their heads off - there, now there's more people in heaven.

Or, if you specifically want children to populate heaven, then fine - have a child and drown it in the bathtub. There - now a child's soul is in heaven. Happy? Who's to even say they would populate heaven? What if they go to hell instead? Oh shit, your plan backfired, didn't it? Oops. Better make another brat to try and get their ass into heaven.

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I was fuming as I read that list, and I choke thinking people believe that bullshit and use it as logical reasoning to have MORE kids. I wouldn't even use any of that shit to have one child. I hope those people get smited before they corrupt anymore minds.