As the direct result of parents these days equating discipline with abuse, the medical position of child development specialist has come into fruition. These are the people who tell parents how to 'gently discipline' their kids when the little brats start misbehaving. These are also the people who suggest filling the kiddums up with meds to shut them up or make them more bearable.

Now, just think...if parents wailed their brats' asses rather than going "Oh please don't choke the cat Shitford, thank you!", there would not be a need for these child development specialists. When the hell did spanking start getting considered abusive anyway? The previous generation got stheir asses beaten for being bad, and they turned out just fine. But now that kids aren't having any fear instilled into them for being hellcats, they're becoming less manageable and more fucking annoying. And if you tan your kid's hide, people stare at you like you're cleaving the little bastard's skin off with a cheese grater. It does my heart good to see a parent who isn't afraid to physically discipline their child, as well as it does my heart good to hear the screams of a freshly-disciplined brat.

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Allow me to explain this logic, for any lurking parents who are already thinking I'm some evil demonic bitch. Let's say you have a pet cat, and that cat is fond of sharpening its claws on your brand-new couch. If you tell the cat "Please don't scratch the couch, Kitty", it'll either keep going or stop temporarily. If you yell at the cat to stop, it probably still won't make much of an impact. Now I'm not going to advocate beating the cat, because that would just be mean...but rather using a little water on the cat. If you spray the cat with a little bit of water when it scratches, it will learn to equate "scratching the couch" with "water - eww!" and it will get discouraged.

Children's minds work along the same plane - if you tell a kid to stop, or explain to them why what they're doing is bad, they'll continue doing it because their minds don't know how to reason due to lack of development at that age. However, if Snotley decides to take your antique vase and smash it to pieces on the linoleum, you put him over your knee and wail him until his ass glows in the dark. That way, he will equate misbehaving (or at least breaking things) with pain, and he won't do it again. Why this is so difficult for you breeders to grasp is beyond me, but if you think that asking Bratlina nicely to stop shitting in her church clothes will make her stop, then by all means continue with your methods.

Instead of disciplining kids anymore, though, parents prefer to medicate their rotten behavior away - this is where those child development specialists come in again. If Junior likes to scream constantly, he must have ADD. If he likes to smear shit on the wall, he must have Asperger's. If he says "NO" to everything, he must have oppositional defiant disorder. Now, don't get me wrong - I am aware that autism exists, and in real cases it a terrible thing to deal with, both for the afflicted person and anyone around them. However, since the stupid lazy parents of today can't be bothered to discipline their hellions, there have been a bunch of conditions created by specialists that are allegedly branches off autism - ever notice how we now have a whole fucking spectrum of autistic conditions?

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If you turn a prism slightly, you will see a different color - if you were to turn the metaphorical autistic prism slightly, you'd get a new condition. These conditions, like PDD-NOS and ODD, were pretty much created in order to diagnose misbehaving children with bratty behavior (like diagnosing someone with fingernail growth). See, if a child development specialist told a parent to beat their kid's ass when the kid acted like a brat, then these specialists would be out of a job because that parent would either tell all her Mommy friends about the great new way to make Junior shut the fuck up, which would lead to fewer patients for Doc, or she'd try to get the specialist fired for suggesting inappropriate or abusive methods. So these specialists, as they like to refer to themselves as, get paid to tell parents through a coat of ten-inch-thick sugar that their kids are brats and then offer medication.

I do know autism and a couple other branches of it do exist, and I do believe there are genuinely autistic children out there. I read a source (will provide a link later) that stated the number of cases of child autism has gone up 850 percent in the past ten years - eight hundred fifty fucking percent! Autism is not that goddamned common! As far as I can tell, that statistic merely shows an eight hundred fifty percent increase in the number of lazy parents over the past decade. I don't even want to go into the whole Indigo child thing (another rant for another day).

So, to all the child development specialists, just remember - you make your living off of incompetent, stupid parents. At least these fuckwit breeders serve a purpose to at least one group of people.