I have never in my life understood how people consider pregnancy to be a miracle, or a beautiful process. Maybe this is just me, but I've never thought it to be a beautiful thing to gain 50 pounds, throw up every day, lug around a sack of flesh for 9 months, and then push it out of an opening about 1/50 the size of the thing's head.

If you think about it, a developing fetus IS a parasite - it grows inside the [woman's] body, attaches itself, stays in the body and feeds off the woman. Whatever the woman eats or drinks, the child gets some. The child is taking away from the woman, and not just what she consumes - fetuses will suck the calcium right out of their mothers' teeth and bones. Bundle of joy, my ass!

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Also, how do people think a big swollen pregnant belly is beautiful? It looks so unnatural to see a woman with normal-sized legs and a balloon gut. I just don't get it - women are usually found to be beautiful by today's standards when their rib cages are showing and their bowel movements weigh more than they do.

Somehow, people think a pregnant belly is beautiful too. Why? Because of the little parasite in there? I wish people gave that much praise to tapeworms - you never see anyone throwing their bestest friend a tapeworm shower, do you? Why the bias?

If I had a tapeworm hanging out of my ass, do you think someone would come up to me and tell me how beautiful I am, or what a miracle it is that I have been blessed with such a wonderful individual in my life? I'm making the assumption that I would meet no such individual.

But if a woman was 8 months pregnant, I'm sure she'd have at least one person stop and tell her how lucky she is to have another life growing inside her. How freaking hypocritical - two different parasites, and one gets all the love. Tapeworms need love too, people! Your intestines can only be so loving to these innocent worms.

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People are so damn biased. To be perfectly honest, the thought of having anything growing in my body is kind of disgusting and creepy...especially another human. Sometimes I wonder about something too...women who get pregnant despite using barriers like birth control, diaphragms, condoms, and so forth.

Okay, the woman gave an honest endeavor at using birth control and it didn't work. Obviously she did not want to conceive if she was trying to protect herself. So, in that case, why the fuck would she decide to keep the little brat? Why keep something that you wanted to prevent, especially when you have the option to safely get rid of that thing you chose to try and stave offt? Clearly it was something unwanted if you took preventive measures, so why change your mind and keep it once you realize you have it?

It makes no sense - if you don't want children, chances are you will not like the child or trying to care for it and you'll be totally insensitive to the child after a few years and you'll have to pretend to love it to pieces so people don't think you're evil. Life is too short to act - acting is for professionals, not the average idiot.