I guess that one got way too complex after a while, so new ones were developed that showed two lines for pregnancy. Hmm, I guess women lost the ability to count at some point, because we all know how much 1 looks like 2...they're almost identical.

What was next...the tests with the + and the - on them. Now how in the fuck could these be confusing? Unless the woman was totally uneducated, these symbols are very self-explanatory. Alas, these tests put too much of a strain upon the three-watt brains of the hopeful wanna-Moomies.

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If one of the aforementioned retarded wannamoos suspected pregnancy and saw the - sign, she might think "Am I pregnant? Hmm, maybe I'm half pregnant because there's only half a plus sign". How vacuous are their goddamn heads to be outsmarted by at-home pregnancy tests? The worst part is these stupid people who are being outwitted by pee sticks are the ones who are going to be impacting the future with the addition of a child with all Mommy's exemplary DNA, including all two of her brain cells.

So now, they have developed the piss test that will actually say "pregnant" or "not pregnant" as the result. I swear, if an even simpler test is devised after this one, I'm going to crusade to have a law made to sterilize any stupid bimbo who can't read a test that comes out and says in big letters "pregnant" or "not pregnant".

My assumption, though, is that these dumb cows will indeed continue to lose intelligence to the point where they will ask themselves "Does a 'pregnant' result mean I'm pregnant, or I might be pregnant? Maybe it means I'm thinking about being pregnant", or "Maybe a 'not pregnant' result means I really don't want to be pregnant. Wow, the test read my mind! But does that mean I could still be pregnant?".

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It is at this point that the world will have reached a new low and the new-age pregnancy tests will actually have a voice box built into them. After the woman pisses on the stick, the voice will come on and say "You're pregnant" or "You're not pregnant". If this was to happen, I think one little addition should be made...if the woman questions the accuracy of the test, someone will break into her house and put their foot up her ignorant ass.