I found this link on BratFree.com, and I just had to rant about it because it was so sickening:

http://http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=15858367&BRD=2626&PAG=461&dept_id=532624&rfi=6

If you either don't feel like reading the article, or are just too lazy (don't worry, I get that way sometimes too), here's the whole thing summed up into one sentence: A 16-year-old girl was given a gift basket and a few other items for giving birth to the first baby of 2006.

What in the fuck?! The girl had her son via Caesarian section on Sunday, and she received a $100 gift basket from Babies R' Us, a blanket from the hospital's maternity ward, some kind of silver spoon, and a blue outfit from the gift shop.

Hello, this is a teenage girl. These fucktards who gave her all this crap are more or less congratulating her for shitting out another little hellcat to plague the planet. It's bad enough when breeders of adult age are popping runts, but yeah, let's definitely condone teenage pregnancy.

This girl, probably from one of those insignificant little nothing towns, got to have an entire article dedicated to her and her shriekling that would be read across the nation, just because she birthed the first baby of the new year.

There are so many damn teenage girls who eat attention up like no one's business, and what better attention than a national news article? I'll bet that a lot of teen girls are going to "coincidentally" have unprotected sex around the end of March or beginning of April of 2006, in hopes of having that first brat of 2007.

Yes, let's promote teen pregnancies and teen parents as a positive thing so we can have breeders be even younger. We already have the stupid fuck-cows popping out their little cunt-crickets, so let's have the younger generation following that sparkling example so we can have twice as many drooling little snots to put up with.

Hell yes, 2007 is going to be great if we can have more fucking brats to deal with.