Ever hear anyone say that pregnancy is a miracle? Just how miraculous is a natural process that occurs every damn day all over the world?

The definition of miracle is "an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment". I'm going to say this up-front --- there's nothing outstanding about breeding. It's kind of depressing how many breeders think it's outstanding to be known for her procreating.

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Yes, what an accomplishment...a badge of fuckery in the shape of a wallet-sucker. It is a pretty sad world when a woman needs to have a little cumsplat of her very own to prove to people that she's been laid...it's so important to make sure the world knows she's not a naive little virgin and that she is, in fact, doing The Most Important Job in the World.

Addressing the other part of the definition of "miracle", how in the hell is breeding an unusual event? That's like saying that taking a crap is an unusual event. Everyone knows, whether or not they choose to admit it, people are fucking like cockroaches all over the world. What? Having sex can make babies? Really? No, you're yanking my chain...seriously? Babies come from fucking? Gee, I always thought they came from the stork.

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People are stupid - unless there are fertility problems in one or both people, conception is not a difficult process. The younger the dumb breeders are, the more fertile they are. Hell, there are young women who ovulate twice in one month...and those damn breeders are getting younger and younger, popping out brat after brat.

If pregnancy is so enthralling, unusual and extraordinary, why the fuck are there kids that nobody wants in foster homes? If shitting out a puking, screaming runt was prodigious, people would not mistreat their kids, would not give them up for adoption, and women would not have abortions.

Children are not endangered, so efforts are not taken to save every last fucking cunt-devil on this godforsaken planet from misery and suffering. The only way I can see breeding as being within a country and a western mile of a "miracle" is if a couple manages to conceive after a period of fertility problems without using treatments. Even in that case, it's no fucking miracle - it's just a matter of timing. If two people fuck every other day for long enough, the breeder-cow will eventually get knocked up.

Pregnancy is no damn miracle...what would be a miracle is if breeders would actually start taking care of the sprogs they already have before shitting out more to further rape our planet of its suffering resources.