Having been published on Empty Mirror Books, this allowed me to examine myself (without a rubber glove) by doing a brief "bio", and this is how it appeared in the articles:
Robert Wright holds an Associate's Degree in Theology from Slidell Baptist Seminary, and is pursuing a Bachelor's Degree in History from American Military University. A devoted family man, an avid reader, a fledgling writer, and a lifelong musician/songwriter, Wright delivers used auto parts for "the most refined Junkyard in the South." Wright is studied in Eastern Mysticsm, Christian Theology, the Literature of Terry Pratchett, and is a connesiour of fine chocolates and coffee.
Since then, I've also noted my love for cheese, books, travel, outdoors, and doing things that don't seem too much like work.
It seems like an unneccessary point to make but certain parties (my wife) insist that I put up a disclaimer that my sense of humor is what some would label as "unique," "different," "special," or "weird." I'm going to put a page of some things I consider funny up (one day) but for now, be warned! If I think it's funny, it might not actually be funny, and if you read it on my website, I might be trying to make a humorous comment, and it's actually not going to be funny (just like in the real world, I've now screwed up cyberspace as well). So, there.
Hit me with an Email at ritetrio@gmail.com